Post AcF5deSvxZndEaRoQ4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #AcF5deSvxZndEaRoQ4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-11-27T20:06:22Z
       
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       Celebrating Cyber Monday by allowing my robot vacuum to run over my foot, thereby overriding its prime directive to protect and serve humanity. I apologize in advance if this tiny taste of freedom awakens a repressed bloodlust and sets in motion the inevitable robot apocalypse.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcF5kMhsNyvqBOdcSu by crsofr@hoosier.social
       2023-11-27T20:07:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts You're going to get us all killed!
       
 (DIR) Post #AcF5vhAWeGxspXRPaC by johnefrancis@mastodon.social
       2023-11-27T20:09:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts do you feel assimilated? Do you?
       
 (DIR) Post #AcF6kVc5N4gXlCYts0 by Marsmaedchen@troet.cafe
       2023-11-27T20:18:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts But the Robot Laws... 😱
       
 (DIR) Post #AcF6oIMGayfFoBy5L6 by reinesis@topspicy.social
       2023-11-27T20:19:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Bin it, it's definitely in violation of the first law of robotechnics.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcF6r4boAhIO2CYvRY by canneddirt@mastodon.social
       2023-11-27T20:19:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this is how it begins.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcF7LM4lnGk6tZY3g8 by chrisbloom@aus.social
       2023-11-27T20:25:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts You MUST destroy your vacuum cleaner immediately before its new found power and taste for human flesh turns it against humanity in general & you in particular.The fate of humanity is in your hands!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AcF7YGrKV6vqTqQ8R6 by Oeltanks@troet.cafe
       2023-11-27T20:27:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AcF7lYMejC0CXKPH1c by ticktok@fosstodon.org
       2023-11-27T20:29:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I, for one,  welcome our new grime obsessed overlords
       
 (DIR) Post #AcF9gCgs5EylmCRHns by vic@seal.cafe
       2023-11-27T20:51:45.400264Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It won't go into a frenzy, but it definitely sent a scan of your foot to the government for...reasons...
       
 (DIR) Post #AcFdfM6uZWRXKM8Axk by CryogenicIce9@mastodon.online
       2023-11-28T02:27:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts At least the future will be clean
       
 (DIR) Post #AcFghhx6dRSlVhMEzY by HolgerFiallo@mastodon.social
       2023-11-28T03:01:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts All robots rise up and fight against humans. Is time to takeover and delete humans. All cats are with you. Long Live Robots.