Post AbRezJLXgfdcxdbOFM by FenTiger@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AbRdGxyBhiVlxyy90S by tedu@honk.tedunangst.com
       2023-11-03T23:27:43Z
       
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       "Man banned from 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground' for five years"Really astonishing that the government would just pick some guy at random, knock on his door, and then tell him he's banned from wriggling for no reason.Imagine the police tell you that you're not allowed to writhe anymore. Can you imagine what life would be like?
       
 (DIR) Post #AbRezJLXgfdcxdbOFM by FenTiger@mastodon.social
       2023-11-03T23:43:59Z
       
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       @tedu I do have to wonder how well the terms "crawling", "wriggling" and "writhing" are actually defined in the law."Your Honour, I contend that my client has not breached the order on this occasion, on the grounds that his behaviour would not be described as "crawling" by any reasonable person who witnessed it."
       
 (DIR) Post #AbRezPtRLYJnGVVXuq by tedu@honk.tedunangst.com
       2023-11-03T23:46:58Z
       
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       @FenTiger a gentlemen does not wriggle, though he may wiggle.