Post AbNM0Is8GEvm1AlXCC by raymierussell@mastodon.scot
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(DIR) Post #AbNGTLrZcVNhy1yLmS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-11-01T20:53:15Z
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AbNGd4OLQvIEfzw1RI by lauxmyth@mastodon.online
2023-11-01T20:55:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Law of the Conservation of Mayonnaise.
(DIR) Post #AbNGmArwig5fN87csi by neandertall@mstdn.social
2023-11-01T20:56:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts “that is not dead which can eternal spoil” 🫙
(DIR) Post #AbNH0Z3pZXbkSIXiFM by Oeltanks@troet.cafe
2023-11-01T20:59:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Pour le nom, il semble apparaître pour la première fois en 1806. Les hypothèses invoquées au fil du temps quant à son origine ont été fort nombreuses, contradictoires, et d'autant plus difficiles à démêler que leurs auteurs étaient prestigieux.
(DIR) Post #AbNHHtOXDyJyRWUPcu by BunnehUsagiChan@techhub.social
2023-11-01T21:02:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not true ! Only applies to Soviet Mayonnaise !
(DIR) Post #AbNHw7izMiZcTBExlI by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-11-01T21:09:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Actually provably true, according to the laws of physics. Like all matter, mayo can't be created or destroyed. Only converted a different form of matter.
(DIR) Post #AbNIWqxEgBvJAkPzay by jaycee@toot.community
2023-11-01T21:15:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts it certainly shouldn’t be created! 🤮 Food of the devil!
(DIR) Post #AbNJRE0GAi0gsDiG2K by ophirzemer@ohai.social
2023-11-01T21:26:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts I had to learn this the hard way
(DIR) Post #AbNL6NWdlyi0EX2urA by matusguy@mastodon.social
2023-11-01T21:44:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts mayonaise is just a collection atoms anyway. And atoms can't be created nor destroyed.
(DIR) Post #AbNLGu7jQbmkENPkBs by interrupthandler@fosstodon.org
2023-11-01T21:47:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts This means @sluttymayo is invincible!
(DIR) Post #AbNM0Is8GEvm1AlXCC by raymierussell@mastodon.scot
2023-11-01T21:55:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thus the confusion over which came first - the chicken or the egg.
(DIR) Post #AbNXNa6DTZ0zbSeiTg by heafnerj@mstdn.social
2023-11-02T00:02:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts You’ve obviously never see the inside of my fridge have you?
(DIR) Post #AbNwLNV3qXQKnnK4hs by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
2023-11-02T04:42:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I hear in Japan kids learn this in highschool. They're just so scientifically advanced over there...
(DIR) Post #AbRHotIPOEQUKDCN0q by quietfanatic@mstdn.party
2023-11-03T19:27:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts But it can be moved from a more mayo-dense area (the jar) to a less mayo-dense area (my mouth), at least until equilibrium is reached.
(DIR) Post #AcCg6dZtLyTtkpwX6e by Ursuursulala@troet.cafe
2023-11-26T16:10:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts But Mayonnaise can kill or make you sick: Salmonellen.
(DIR) Post #AcCgCHXsBOpX9vgrYG by treuss@metalhead.club
2023-11-26T16:11:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fundamental Law of Ovolu-Oleo-Dynamics.
(DIR) Post #AcCgHAlUoqlTZvOWLw by sethlombardy@saturation.social
2023-11-26T16:12:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts the laws of conservation are 💯
(DIR) Post #AcCgK3QmXlYPhW50Pw by Oeltanks@troet.cafe
2023-11-26T16:13:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm eternal
(DIR) Post #AcCgsV2WOxK1Ap9n9c by AlliFlowers@talkedabout.social
2023-11-26T16:19:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sounds a lot like Spam.
(DIR) Post #AcChHDRIyZQxpKXDTk by mekkermuis@troet.cafe
2023-11-26T16:23:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts astronomers looking for dark matter are so wrong. They should scan the universe for mayonnaise. That's what holds it together. Trust me, I'm dutch.
(DIR) Post #AcCl7AHqF4q2yCZTSS by anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz
2023-11-26T17:06:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought it was created in car engines with blown head gaskets
(DIR) Post #AcCnlx4eTI3BlxyhsG by wauz@mastodon.bayern
2023-11-26T17:36:51Z
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@lowqualityfactsThat's the M Continuum. Gene Roddenberry transferred it as Q Continuum into his StarTrek saga.
(DIR) Post #AcCzxiIyPI7EtO3H4y by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-11-26T19:53:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts eggsactly
(DIR) Post #AcEQam4f7R55qHbVxI by KFvMalssen@mastodon.social
2023-11-27T12:26:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Indeed a low quality "fact" as both parts are wrong.