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 (DIR) Post #Ab985AdvjKsJ9jkUV6 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-10-26T01:13:24Z
       
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       Nature is crazy.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab987WZj9qGPkyuCDg by ChrisJagged@mastodon.social
       2023-10-26T01:13:50Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts M Bison specifically
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab989Mr2GpqUBfsd1c by mypalmike@macaw.social
       2023-10-26T01:14:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Nay.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab98h9PqjzuaM2H00e by rbmath@mathstodon.xyz
       2023-10-26T01:20:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It's surprising, since humans are also animals and can't mimic human speech.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab99Ryv5aCoPPaDREu by Thorium@social.linux.pizza
       2023-10-26T01:28:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Mr. Ed has something to say...of course.
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab9AIaB8IiH61fnnUG by namen@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-10-26T01:38:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Where are my testicle, Summer?
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab9CclHwu67mBOjxei by theawkwardtsar@stranger.social
       2023-10-26T02:04:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I knew that about bison but had no idea about parrots. Recently we were at Yellowstone and were the only tourists around where the bison were. All you could hear were statements like "Herbert, get BACK in the car!" and "Mommy can I pat the bison?" Those bison really nailed it!
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab9EDfP3qdLAbBEE4m by ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social
       2023-10-26T02:21:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Sadly while parrots learned to mimic “Polly wants a cracker!” bison unfortunately mimicked “You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with that rifle, Clem.” And the rest, as they say, was jerky-I mean history…
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab9KRqlF14atbSkWGm by OneEyedAlien@universeodon.com
       2023-10-26T03:31:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Also the dodo bird, which is why they were wiped out
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab9auj3oK9dRNwE4ci by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
       2023-10-26T06:36:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The Bison Whisperer
       
 (DIR) Post #Ab9i9YEbYXaNpeI7Iu by jstatepost@mstdn.social
       2023-10-26T07:57:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 🥥 Big deal.EYE can mimic human speech.Pfft! 🥥
       
 (DIR) Post #AbJif5p22KDmwmW3iC by zendao42@universeodon.com
       2023-10-31T03:50:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Buffaloed again
       
 (DIR) Post #AbxJ2tg6L5pSDGhDcG by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
       2023-11-19T06:11:49Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Moo🦬 moo 🦜uh, moo, man!🏃‍♀️Proof!
       
 (DIR) Post #AbxJkBOWLUYHbz74qW by RamenCatholic@mindly.social
       2023-11-19T06:17:55Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts ...you forgot to include republicans.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbxLu9Jl7c1TyUlYaO by Jon_Kramer@mastodon.social
       2023-11-19T06:43:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Baptists do that too.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbxPUQ8aMaVwQaWix6 by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
       2023-11-19T07:23:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Potatoes and boysen (-berries) are the only vegetables that can mimic human spinach.#ThatsWhatIRead
       
 (DIR) Post #AbxvQBAlG2BZOEZ97Y by seismic007@woof.group
       2023-11-19T13:21:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I’m sorry, but I beg to differ. Geckos also possess this skill.