Post AasNjD7ZGkLize5I6C by andrewplord@mas.to
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(DIR) Post #AZw0w7dwEubsrCQb8i by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-19T19:29:59Z
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I apologize for passive aggressively gaslighting you all into believing that I am Neil Patrick Harris. They're right, it's time for me to come clean.The truth is that I am actually Ryan Reynolds. I am deeply sorry for deceiving everyone earlier today. I just wanted you all to like me.
(DIR) Post #AZw14HxblR05AjWS36 by NorCal_Lynne@mstdn.social
2023-09-19T19:31:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mr. Guitar can stick it.
(DIR) Post #AZw16rXETAyI5GPe9Q by trollcall@karkatdyinginagluetrap.com
2023-09-19T19:31:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ryan can you make my mobile plan cheaper please
(DIR) Post #AZw18yX5QJh0MkLsbw by mausmalone@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T19:32:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts One of my favorite things on the internet is seeing people go out of their way to use "whom" and get it entirely wrong.
(DIR) Post #AZw1CMxb3hg0zmN15U by jaycee@toot.community
2023-09-19T19:32:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I find your gaslighting hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂
(DIR) Post #AZw1DlWfD4pJTRREga by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T19:33:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ryan Reynolds recently bought Mastodon, so you wouldn't be allowed to say that if it wasn't true.
(DIR) Post #AZw1HnxE7gcWADmynY by wolfger@penguicon.social
2023-09-19T19:33:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Looks like about 28,000 of us disagree with this idiot. (notice my use of non-passive aggression, since he indicated a dislike for passive aggression)
(DIR) Post #AZw1IDK7ngn6qTh7Sa by tomcrinstam@universeodon.com
2023-09-19T19:33:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can't believe you're still gaslighting people.Switch to LEDs already. Sheesh
(DIR) Post #AZw1LGptCLV4bj0ei8 by signalthirteen@mstdn.social
2023-09-19T19:34:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's amazing to watch people who don't read your posts suddenly read your posts even though they don't read your posts, and then have to tell you that they don't read your posts, even though they don't read your posts.
(DIR) Post #AZw1M5mnlaKkcuxPTk by Dogsbody@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T19:34:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I loved your performance in "Drive".
(DIR) Post #AZw1VYKP19OzkpBWD2 by MediaBaron@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T19:36:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ryan made most of his money from the Aluminum Foil industry and only bought Mint Mobile to drive sales for anti 5G tinfoil hat folks.
(DIR) Post #AZw1XffWhD8Z6H4jp2 by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T19:36:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Gaslighting?If that were true, my carbon monoxide detector would be going off.But it's not. Because it has no batteries 😤
(DIR) Post #AZw1er42j69wTAy6Jk by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-19T19:38:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd block that person. I've done it before. If you don't like my stuff, you do have options:* look the other way,* mute me,* block me,* all of the above.But spending the time to tell me that I suck is complete and utter crap. I don't engage with them, I block them.
(DIR) Post #AZw1mBqzpV4myTMbeS by samtobenkyou@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T19:39:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts The betrayal. It's gonna take me a while to work through this and trust you again....Okay, I forgive you, Mr. Reynolds.
(DIR) Post #AZw1rkLN1ZltOIDikq by rootfs@mastodon.org.uk
2023-09-19T19:40:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts never a dull moment on mastodon
(DIR) Post #AZw1wDSihjEsrIn0AS by tobi@unbound.social
2023-09-19T19:41:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, Mr. Facts, I think you're funny.
(DIR) Post #AZw1zRw3LlXUcC3Fei by jaythurbershow@union.place
2023-09-19T19:41:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait, holy shit, a sentient guitar? I think that's the bigger news.Pity it's such a passive-aggressive jackhole
(DIR) Post #AZw2RV4LICSARUIvVg by Sir_Osis_of_Liver@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T19:46:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts It appears to me that your only course of action is to go harder!
(DIR) Post #AZw2TI22jdZIaV59pw by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-09-19T19:47:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Awww, honey. We like you whoever you're not 🥰
(DIR) Post #AZw2ew34ILO7sl7Afo by Jason844@universeodon.com
2023-09-19T19:49:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts What! I thought you were the ghost of Don Rickles! Now what I'm I going to do?!?!?😜
(DIR) Post #AZw2pjDqK4VzHuIiqe by mypalmike@macaw.social
2023-09-19T19:51:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't think I've seen someone accurately accuse someone else of "gaslighting". It is usually a sign that the accuser has some stuff to figure out.
(DIR) Post #AZw340hY8H83YK0RWK by markusl@fosstodon.org
2023-09-19T19:53:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Honestly, you should be ashamed of yourself, Dolly.
(DIR) Post #AZw362hve2IcLz9WbY by dbsalk@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T19:54:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm just amazed that you have time to manage this hilarious account AND film Deadpool 3.
(DIR) Post #AZw3jhT426VI3y6sKW by badken@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T20:01:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts “HEY EVERYONE STOP LIKING THIS PERSON I DON’T LIKE. They are not funny and I am the arbiter of all humor. You have been warned.” — a guitar
(DIR) Post #AZw3rXM7Vrip1AbByq by artilectzed@pnw.zone
2023-09-19T20:02:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts NPH and Ryan Reynolds are the same person.
(DIR) Post #AZw4A5GYAsZnOupyxU by Sadsquatch@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T20:06:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts That’s it. I’ve seen enough. Time to to get tough. “Gaslighting” privileges revoked until everyone learns what it actually means and signs a piece of paper acknowledging it’s not just a fancy synonym for “lying.”
(DIR) Post #AZw4HQty8DScWvmO4O by RoyBrander@urbanists.social
2023-09-19T20:07:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts What a mean, awful person.Several - many, even - percent of your posts are funny.I think it's the ones where everybody writes you that the post is quite true and utterly harsh on the Powers That Be, that has him (we can be sure it is "him") so torqued.Those are the ones I'm following for.
(DIR) Post #AZw4euNigynIcXtBwm by sarahbi@mastodon.world
2023-09-19T20:11:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts First I find out that Abraham Lincoln is dead and never said “not everything you see on the Internet is true”, the next I find out that Low Quality Facts has been lying to us!Horrible! The Internet is trash. I’m going to unfollow you, block you, delete Mastodon, then set my phone on fire so I don’t have to deal with this BS!!!
(DIR) Post #AZw5SZ8bwxCFDJV6My by ryan2one3@mstdn.ca
2023-09-19T20:20:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZw5o5ovdFgaerYjXE by HighlandLawyer@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T20:24:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Accusative use of "whomever"?
(DIR) Post #AZw6jvHwwo2on1i1zc by freemo@qoto.org
2023-09-19T20:35:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is this recent? it is still ongoing? What was this in response to? I imagine it is completely absurd whatever it was.
(DIR) Post #AZw6oX0odMH6whtNzc by Lundemo@mstdn.social
2023-09-19T20:35:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Loved you in Barbie.
(DIR) Post #AZw6uGszVHXqfWyADo by condret@shitposter.club
2023-09-19T20:36:58.016167Z
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@lowqualityfacts can you do active aggressive gaslighting instead?
(DIR) Post #AZw76iNT7H2TPK9tGi by quietmarc@kolektiva.social
2023-09-19T20:39:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ryan Reynolds is also Neil Patrick Harris. I have never seen them in the same room.
(DIR) Post #AZw7KrxcHe3HBOods0 by Altreus@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T20:41:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts exactly the sort of thing Neil Patrick Harris would say
(DIR) Post #AZw7QkVusplrpBfArw by timberwraith@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T20:42:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ryan, is that YOU?Well, now I love you even more.
(DIR) Post #AZw7hL1Kv5ivgKGmZ6 by NeadReport@social.vivaldi.net
2023-09-19T20:45:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Which reminds me I haven't used 'dial it down' in awhile.
(DIR) Post #AZw7i9U7IMSEC47TMm by BLTpizza@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T20:45:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts whom is the 3rd person past tense of who, i think.
(DIR) Post #AZw9LwaMm0L5j0a4nI by StarkRG@myside-yourside.net
2023-09-19T21:04:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts This person doesn't understand what "passive aggressive" or "gaslighting" mean. Or "whom". Or, apparently, how to block accounts they don't want to see.This person is who the term "Eternal September" is referencing. Coincidentally, it is September...
(DIR) Post #AZwBOgqhwAUrhEf5EG by jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-19T21:27:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts you're not fooling me.Ryan Reynolds is Doogie Howser in a Deadpool mask.
(DIR) Post #AZwCGSt83lRE2DR5sW by TheMarshmallowBear@mastodon.gamedev.place
2023-09-19T21:36:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts I knew it!
(DIR) Post #AZwDEITBvL6j67plWi by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-19T21:47:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts are they in on the joke? I don’t know if I should be relieved or concerned about dumber comments than mine
(DIR) Post #AZwE73dWm7cp1JmSTw by brad@twit.social
2023-09-19T21:57:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not a single mention of Mint Mobile. You, sir, are not Ryan Reynolds.
(DIR) Post #AZwGK5GEFPA9jMDohs by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-09-19T22:22:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Gloom, despair, and agony on me.Deep, dark depression, excessive misery.If it weren't for GASLIGHT, I'd have no light at all.Gloom, despair, and agony on me!
(DIR) Post #AZwGx8HKxdZ6NsMO3M by jstatepost@mstdn.social
2023-09-19T22:29:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 How on earth do you have the time and energy, Low, to make those Dead Pool movies, bang that hot wife of yours, craft @lowqualityfacts, A N D still be passive aggressive? We're not worthy of your work.PS: How's that football team you purchased with that Sunny in Philadelphia wanker working out? 🥥
(DIR) Post #AZwHIyYrlo6scKyVMG by imalcolm@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T22:33:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Plot twist (Or is it?): Guitar Icon Guy is actually Hugh Jackman.(And he posted that while sitting on the couch next to you.)
(DIR) Post #AZwHhuYHoWFhQEas5o by Piousunyn@universeodon.com
2023-09-19T22:37:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seems to me, low quality facts explains it all? As for Neil Patrick Harris, I did not look up the name and frankly did not care. I enjoy @lowqualityfacts anyway.
(DIR) Post #AZwItAodmm6x0FB4Ai by jstatepost@mstdn.social
2023-09-19T22:51:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 Curses!I woke from an extremely lucid dream with a cure for cancer, a plan for world peace, and a solution for global warming.Now I've forgotten A L L of them after going down T H I S rabbit hole!The worst part is, I don't know if I need to blame #NeilPatrickHarris, #RyanReynolds, #Canada, or #LowQualityFacts.How's T H A T for some passive-aggressive gaslighting? 🥥
(DIR) Post #AZwMWjUf5Wlvi6O58S by jmcrookston@mastodon.social
2023-09-19T23:31:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can't get past their incorrect use of "whomever"I mean, whoever can't use "whomever" isn't fit to be amongst those who post publicly on social media sites and we should throw whomever they might be right off those sites.
(DIR) Post #AZwXBeCkejGIio9ski by MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social
2023-09-20T01:31:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I know for a fact that you are Selena Gomez.
(DIR) Post #AZwYBpI1Xf3L3VH1g8 by rchrd@mastodon.online
2023-09-20T01:42:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts snowflakes abound
(DIR) Post #AZwZVwIPIpLIWxbiaG by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-09-20T01:57:24Z
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@lowqualityfactsGaslighting?If you were gaslighting us, I'm sure you'd at least be honest with us about it and say so.
(DIR) Post #AZwaqBnDUkiwL6Ep1c by JamesK@sfba.social
2023-09-20T02:12:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts I, I, I have to have my sense of humor looked at; I had no idea that none of this was funny…
(DIR) Post #AZwpIdaX91F40nlUh6 by Octale@nerdculture.de
2023-09-20T04:54:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts don’t let the haters get you down. You’re batting a solid .600 in term of funny/not funny. Given the avalanche of banal crap posted here, that’s easily Tony Gwynn territory.
(DIR) Post #AZwtpStKKsaQD1Sqjw by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-09-20T05:45:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts wait I thought Ryan Reynolds was actually two kids and a hamster…and down the rabbit hole we go
(DIR) Post #AZwyxV92LDF9HkSols by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-09-20T06:42:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts I saw Green Lantern. I will never like you.
(DIR) Post #AasMn0vmQx6sOGovoG by nantucketebooks@fosstodon.org
2023-10-17T23:08:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts From weed to Speed.
(DIR) Post #AasMqcaasTGA3QdAsy by DopeGhoti@infosec.exchange
2023-10-17T23:08:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts This interaction brought to you by the song Marty Beller Mask by They Might Be Giants.
(DIR) Post #AasMst6gR877rUimLA by miiamustang@eliitin-some.fi
2023-10-17T23:08:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts I KNEW IT!!!!!!
(DIR) Post #AasMzcQGrkYY905oGW by Nickiquote@mstdn.social
2023-10-17T23:10:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Gaslighting is when you say you’re going to say some things that aren’t true for the purpose of humour and then do just that.
(DIR) Post #AasN9WESjjwFqBI36W by Csosorchid@universeodon.com
2023-10-17T23:12:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts You are so cute and spunky, why would you do that?
(DIR) Post #AasNAdmu8BUHYyw1rs by NerdRage42@c.im
2023-10-17T23:12:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts sure. Walk it back as if that will make a difference to them.
(DIR) Post #AasNCgRLF0hUMsp6OG by djsf@fosstodon.org
2023-10-17T23:12:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts *whoms'tever
(DIR) Post #AasNRrfjlKLDY1nNyK by dcrooks@mastodon.scot
2023-10-17T23:15:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sandy! I loved your performance in The Net.
(DIR) Post #AasNb0yoWfVD1O57vU by janggolan@mastodon.cloud
2023-10-17T23:17:04Z
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(DIR) Post #AasNgAlPZqv6oUGwSm by liroso@universeodon.com
2023-10-17T23:18:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts WE LOVE YOU SANDY!!!
(DIR) Post #AasNjD7ZGkLize5I6C by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-10-17T23:18:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can I ask for a few moments of your time to discuss ways of reducing your gaslighting bill?
(DIR) Post #AasO8joUrAgXcuKueG by JeremyMallin@autistics.life
2023-10-17T23:23:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you really want everyone to like you, be Betty White. 😉👍😆
(DIR) Post #AasP9qNs0rQGFSyOuG by SkipHuffman@astrodon.social
2023-10-17T23:34:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts someone seems to be out of tune, off key even.
(DIR) Post #AasPZBiloqbLfDpm5o by johnhattan@dobbs.town
2023-10-17T23:39:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts I must also come clean. I am the leather guy from The Village People.
(DIR) Post #AasSxvfKwvRYyGiWky by csilverman@mastodon.social
2023-10-18T00:17:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts this isn't amusing, young fellow! It is my understanding that there are children on the Internet nowadays! One cannot leave them with the impression that disseminating falsehoods is acceptable, you know!
(DIR) Post #AasT8kcMMkl5tLU7m4 by pnwpetey@mstdn.social
2023-10-18T00:19:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Ooooh. Loved you in The Heat. Glad I’m following you.
(DIR) Post #AasUULSIhPMOB3dmAy by valkraider@mstdn.social
2023-10-18T00:34:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts This reminds me of Three Year Letterman from the bird site. Coach was youth football coaching legend and a 1%er with a four figure checking account and a timeshare in Pigeon Forge with a gas fireplace and access to a community hot tub. People would complain about him too.Guitar guy couldn’t handle Coach - and Guitar guy can’t handle your facts.Some people just can’t cope with 100% raw genius.
(DIR) Post #AasUeG81MNYoYFslRw by redthewizard@wandering.shop
2023-10-18T00:36:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can't believe a humble peddlar of low quality facts would go on the internet and lie!
(DIR) Post #AasZ9vEF024Aod93tw by Tertle950@mastodon.social
2023-10-18T01:26:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can't believe you would lie to me like this, Jack Black
(DIR) Post #AasZtA02vaOTet4phw by AmbularD@fanglitch.space
2023-10-18T01:34:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait, I thought you were John Mastodon!
(DIR) Post #AasaAeMXIETekXw6G8 by Burn_this_@beige.party
2023-10-18T01:38:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts You are a wonderful actor! You make everything you are in better!
(DIR) Post #Aasamiae1W28riggts by MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
2023-10-18T01:44:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts who put the itch in his bitch ?
(DIR) Post #AasjGpPq0e1oM7V9Cy by iagondiscord@wetdry.world
2023-10-18T03:20:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts the funniest part imo is that this is the one time where whomever is improper grammar
(DIR) Post #Aat1sW2IJFTYQhbqj2 by RLetot@mamot.fr
2023-10-18T06:48:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts whommmm!!! That was a deadline...
(DIR) Post #AatT1PmLdliqOMcPtQ by la_sombra@mstdn.ca
2023-10-18T11:52:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sandra!!! 💖💖💖😂
(DIR) Post #AatqZpLpMrMCUialUW by KierZh@podvibes.co
2023-10-18T16:16:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts I loved you in gravity!