Posts by andrewplord@mas.to
(DIR) Post #ATv5wAiQq2sYgLkBRg by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-03-23T21:38:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can confirm
(DIR) Post #AUCaSmlLd3GsbVnSgS by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-04-01T08:10:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's a weird coincidence. I barely understand concepts in jokes.
(DIR) Post #AVYSyTuxE6K1fyDXjU by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-05-11T19:22:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.sociall Not only was the Wooly Mammoth still alive. Her name was Enid.
(DIR) Post #AVrRCE1CVO86lKFSXg by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-05-20T23:00:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts I swear this is an actual true factAt one point, some years ago (I think in the 70s, which might explain a bit), there was a move to change my home states name from "South Australia" to "Skangaroovia".
(DIR) Post #AWGE9ufGZnzeaqSvVw by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-06-01T22:03:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts You know, we forget that, as bad as the Nazis were, when they punched the clock at the end of the day and went home to their wives and kids, they were just regular folks like you and me.
(DIR) Post #AWSaiEYzd4972hoxnM by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-06-07T21:13:00Z
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@grammargirl @edibuddies The problem is that the first sentence I'd ambiguous. It is meant, presumably, to be an answer to the question, "When are the words capitalised?", but could be an answer to "Are the words in italics when they are part of a name?"The second sentence is clearer.
(DIR) Post #AXp4YKNCmpwNNOq1Y0 by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-07-18T08:31:16Z
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@TarkabarkaHolgy"Why no, Mrs Cat, I haven't seen my husband in days either!"
(DIR) Post #AYiWESwJxk0zrsFfWK by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-08-14T09:22:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Things I find funny because I can punch up- the ceiling- basketball players- most things if I lie on the floor
(DIR) Post #AZMNwMVUolbmXE4gXw by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-09-02T14:58:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Definitely anti-cannibalism. Well, apart from that one time.
(DIR) Post #AZadN4AzRcyKoVKGuW by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-09-09T06:45:22Z
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@todayilearned In Australia, farmers still say, "Send it down, Hughie!" when it's raining, "Hughie" being God's name in Australia.
(DIR) Post #Aa8gLJpGJK8kocRUmW by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-09-25T22:10:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/kangaroos-have-three-vaginasYeah, but in this case, truth really is stranger than fiction.
(DIR) Post #AaE7QSjqGozuSSNsbg by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-09-28T04:50:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just went on Patreon and signed up for the lowest level of support possible.Did you know that my mildly amusing and needlessly expanding cartoon collection entitled "The Adventures of Jesus, the Fresh Prince of Bethlehem" remains online for the undiscerning?https://freshprinceofbethlehem.blogspot.com
(DIR) Post #AasNjD7ZGkLize5I6C by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-10-17T23:18:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can I ask for a few moments of your time to discuss ways of reducing your gaslighting bill?
(DIR) Post #AayzIkYRonBa4cE5rc by andrewplord@mas.to
2023-10-21T03:47:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Do you need to put anything in the Word Document to attract the viruses?
(DIR) Post #AjxjidYVDEJIdOoSES by andrewplord@mas.to
2024-07-12T08:04:23Z
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#catsofmastodon If you look closely you can see the 666 birthmark.
(DIR) Post #Ak1DZgq3DVgQJFYC7U by andrewplord@mas.to
2024-07-17T10:26:12Z
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@Radical_EgoCom Someone making sense of it.
(DIR) Post #Am3QJxH47b49yJxrGq by andrewplord@mas.to
2024-09-16T07:42:35Z
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@futurebird We have a nest of Myrmecia Pyriformia that has been next to a river red gum in our front yard for about 30 years. We've learned to leave them alone because we might have paid for the land, but they own it.
(DIR) Post #AuveuKPHCM8lwes76W by andrewplord@mas.to
2025-06-08T17:28:10Z
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My son lives in the CBD and Friday night popped on the tracky dacks and headed into the shops. Was sitting in the mall where there was a street gospel evangelist group.One of them came over and said "Jesus told me to speak to you. I used to be down and out like you, on drugs, with no hope. "Ash pointed out that he has Three Uni degrees, works full time for the public service and is doing a Doctorate by Research. Jesus must have got it wrong?
(DIR) Post #AzOnR5YmyVGqPnf35M by andrewplord@mas.to
2025-10-20T11:27:51Z
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@futurebird Since the start of September with 5kw of solar panels and a 10kw battery, we've bought 782kw from the grid and sold back 285kw. This is in winter with electric heating on daily. During summer those figures are very different.
(DIR) Post #AzURNjHcJN56PdNimO by andrewplord@mas.to
2025-10-23T04:48:55Z
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@stux You'd think k they might realise that "I'm against the anti-fascists" is an admission of guilt.