Post AaVNQLP30TNAifndWS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AaVEbk1usxcShFL8zo by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T19:18:02Z
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They give me far too much credit. I have no idea how to use Microsoft Paint.They've already unfollowed me after calling another one of my posts "boring, political, and gay", but to address their question, why does Low Quality Facts require a Patreon?I don't know, the tobacco industry makes over 100 billion dollars a year. I'm just trying to cover rent. Support laughs, not lung cancer. Let's go with that one today.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AaVEyWjgTjcC7sg2Fc by WenhamToo@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T19:22:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I only joined your Patreon so my credit card would get used every month. Otherwise it gets clogged and you have to spend 10 minutes digging around with a toothpick and blowing on it to dislodge the stuck money.
(DIR) Post #AaVEzSHgVzgGbq1Uf2 by tehabe@norden.social
2023-10-06T19:22:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts also MS Paint is getting layers and support for transparencies, that little program is becoming quite powerful with those features
(DIR) Post #AaVF3ZzRo5CffPSXmC by chirpbirb@meow.social
2023-10-06T19:23:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts just because of this i'm subscribing to your patreon today
(DIR) Post #AaVF9YU4JrXqjWdDsG by feinzer@akko.airis.dev
2023-10-06T19:24:15.514485Z
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@lowqualityfacts it's always the kirino pfps
(DIR) Post #AaVFIhw0YFnMeN42ds by rorystarr@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T19:25:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts ...because creativity and humour has value to people? We aren't paying you for your graphic design skills, haha.
(DIR) Post #AaVFMZvyEuMwzktOu8 by 1morumotto@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T19:26:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts As a Linux user I cannot even begin to imagine how much skill a MS Paint pro plus user may have.
(DIR) Post #AaVFRC4MOZ14Qb18gi by antonpodolsky@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T19:27:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your low quality facts are of very high standard, keep it up.
(DIR) Post #AaVFRoLM5pBp8JGFSC by pelielios@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T19:27:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts "boring, political, and gay"using this for my next protest sign
(DIR) Post #AaVFhwl8ZRzlrr0xTU by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-10-06T19:30:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts OK, I'm starting a patron account to pay the hydro to run my swimming pool. I even drew a pool sketch. So do I just sit back and wait for the money to roll in?
(DIR) Post #AaVFuCoyg8e79qekyW by matt@oslo.town
2023-10-06T19:32:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts What’s it called when there’s three things and you can’t be all of them because one inevitably cancels the other out? Because I’m pretty sure being “boring, political, and gay” is one of those things.
(DIR) Post #AaVGBttrlXNHggNeOe by slott56@fosstodon.org
2023-10-06T19:35:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts as far as I can tell politics is the ONLY proper shitposting. If you’re not punching up at the power structure, you’re punching down at people who are already suffering. This may be low-quality on the fact scale, but it’s glorious on the shitposting scale.
(DIR) Post #AaVGkiKOmYqNvtOJMG by kerouac666@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T19:42:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts you spend five minutes on your posts in MS Paint!? It takes me 3 days to add text to erotic pics of my waifu.
(DIR) Post #AaVHKJ5q59Yg5qYLZY by memphismary@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T19:48:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts ok, gonna patreon you just to own the haters!
(DIR) Post #AaVHPCoIrwAA3UgdRg by pnwpetey@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T19:49:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Literally, you’re literally not literally shitposting. That would mess up the scroll function.
(DIR) Post #AaVHZdaABcHvz02yjQ by housepanther@masto.goblackcat.net
2023-10-06T19:51:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, I for one love your 'shit-posting' so keep it up and don't let the naysayers stop you!
(DIR) Post #AaVHvCuG2zmfcUjPAu by VE2UWY@mastodon.radio
2023-10-06T19:55:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have bad days, too, but I try to stay off ... well, anything with a keyboard not just social media when I do.
(DIR) Post #AaVIESXAAWlRad6owi by billyjoebowers@mastodon.online
2023-10-06T19:58:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts 1. People are weird.2. Anime avatar.
(DIR) Post #AaVKx3fleHdXQKWn68 by kcarr2015@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T20:29:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts These are fax!
(DIR) Post #AaVLXcVXbtT5t6B8Oe by jeffc@mastodon.online
2023-10-06T20:35:45Z
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@lowqualityfactsThat convinced me. I'm in.It's not for writing low quality facts badly. It's for knowing exactly which low quality facts to write badly.
(DIR) Post #AaVLZtnqHIt46gpEzw by LazaroDTormes@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T20:36:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts The envy is strong in this one 🧿
(DIR) Post #AaVLkOH3qEThVXUkme by jaycee@toot.community
2023-10-06T20:38:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts fuck’em, you always bring a smile to my face! Keep up the fabulous work! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
(DIR) Post #AaVMDKxHGED7bz2nei by gr3yg00@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T20:43:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Shitposting is Art.Prove me wrong :)
(DIR) Post #AaVNQLP30TNAifndWS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T20:56:51Z
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@WenhamToo I assume this is exactly why 99% of people support me on Patreon.
(DIR) Post #AaVNUx7uh1bSsLyzWS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T20:57:41Z
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@chirpbirb Haha well thank you very much! I was in the mood to get tacos today, so I'd say this counts.
(DIR) Post #AaVNYj7Iiu9UaDUo3U by chirpbirb@meow.social
2023-10-06T20:58:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts you have my blessingand my $1...and my axe
(DIR) Post #AaVNZFXIBnxN85u10i by rwaschbaer@norden.social
2023-10-06T19:26:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts this makes me wanna give you money. Don't have any though. thanks anyway!
(DIR) Post #AaVNZGReoF2jwuH1rk by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T20:58:23Z
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@rwaschbaer No worries, the intent is still very much appreciated!
(DIR) Post #AaVNh1BJRWlqvVKGfY by Altreus@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T20:59:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts I know your gimmick is posting images of low quality text but this is the worst
(DIR) Post #AaVNi8MiDdt7UqBqW8 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T21:00:03Z
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@memphismary Haha thank you! By my estimation you have just destroyed approximately 4,000 of my haters.
(DIR) Post #AaVNpuUrfKnynhiA8u by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T21:01:23Z
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@jeffc Thank you! I find your owl avatar to be oddly hypnotic. It's large eyes seep straight into my brain.
(DIR) Post #AaVNycHkkFAwvPjJg0 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T21:03:02Z
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@Luci You are right, every time someone supports me I hit my stack of facts with a baseball bat just to make sure they don't get any funny ideas.
(DIR) Post #AaVOt3EtiYw6joIwVc by CStamp@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T21:13:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts I wish folk would learn to use filters, mutes and blocks, then just use them. These posts seem to be a desire to hear a door slam as they leave the room. Hopefully they get hit on the way out. ;)
(DIR) Post #AaVPsm6jVrLFYiuxbU by memphismary@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T21:24:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts YESSSSS!!!
(DIR) Post #AaVR00OWtNoBqoFmDo by JWneural@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T21:36:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts LQF: 99% of trolls are 1% regular
(DIR) Post #AaVRcZfYBt78FzbdCq by cykonot@mas.to
2023-10-06T21:43:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts anime pfp not-be-fascist challenge, any%
(DIR) Post #AaVTUmvHEJmKxDNQWW by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T22:04:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts People are willing to support a soulless corporation that is literally killing you, but a comedian asking for pocket change is too much.
(DIR) Post #AaVUM4jpitntYVQwOe by benda@kolektiva.social
2023-10-06T22:14:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts i appreciate the occasional politics from you. it reminds me im helping out ruby, fishy, and a human thats not a piece of shit. you know, like someone who uses "gay" as a slur.
(DIR) Post #AaVURrpacmihGJt6i8 by AdrianRiskin@kolektiva.social
2023-10-06T22:15:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts like all the hypocrites in the replies have never simply meant to hit the mute button and instead accidentally spewed two long paras of incoherent rage. Happens to me all the time! Let them who is without sin something something...
(DIR) Post #AaVVgq9RFi2ILlsLAW by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-10-06T22:29:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts For the sake of Fishy!
(DIR) Post #AaVWUtkc8wWNze8LQ0 by jstatepost@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T22:38:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts @jeffc 🥥 An owl?I thought that was a couple in low quality sexual Congress. 🥥
(DIR) Post #AaVWww3VAUJpFWKy9Y by jstatepost@mstdn.social
2023-10-06T22:43:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 And eye for one, don't think Mx [name redacted] is as aware as they think they are. 🥥
(DIR) Post #AaVam7UCjE8FKevQq8 by erasmid@neurodiversity-in.au
2023-10-06T23:26:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts This reminded me of the 10CC piece, "Art for Art's sake"Hope it brightens your day https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wGB59HuKu-I
(DIR) Post #AaVm6OzuQjnEvjd3lQ by roque@mastodon.social
2023-10-07T01:33:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts If politics isn’t worthy of shitposting, NOTHING is.The trolls have hit Mastodon in droves now that Xitter is in the toilet. It sucks but we shall stay strong.
(DIR) Post #AaW8pUJPiPxdR5eigq by heydon@front-end.social
2023-10-07T05:47:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts avatar confirms incel
(DIR) Post #AaWoX2hXpT5wfHpW4m by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-10-07T13:35:13Z
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@jigmedatse Haha well thank you, making days better is what I aim for so that is great to hear!
(DIR) Post #AaZBGNGab9Sz5fQcfQ by DaleWorthington@mastodon.world
2023-10-08T16:59:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sounds like that one is missing a couple of faculties, that are required of humans. Like comprehension, vision and understanding. Doesn't see the need, doesn't understand, and provides proof by leaving such an innocuous post. I mean, it went nowhere.
(DIR) Post #AbTMZT03lOYIVr05Wy by floby@mastodon.social
2023-11-04T19:29:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts oh no, animé pp doesn't like something on the Internet.
(DIR) Post #AbTMhbZFnEAjOxLJMO by MahatmaKG@birds.town
2023-11-04T19:31:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts was the post in question the donkey milk one?
(DIR) Post #AbTMnJS43olIxAhZIm by sethlombardy@saturation.social
2023-11-04T19:32:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Maaan … They don’t know the power of a fully-operational MS Paint suite. I made a U.S. Trademark with MS Paint. You’d love it. I even did this jacked-up camelcase ripoff ‘in the parlance of our times’ on the lettering. Hit delete.
(DIR) Post #AbTMqsZTwX0ekAs72u by Kimcpen@mastodon.social
2023-11-04T19:33:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I had no idea you were pro lung
(DIR) Post #AbTQi7xRlagjftACEi by VE2UWY@mastodon.radio
2023-11-04T20:16:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm just curious why you would bother asking Mx Animea Anonymous to "be honest" about your choice of facts (of any quality, really).
(DIR) Post #AbTRqlPX464yJ4yxTE by cwwilkie@zirk.us
2023-11-04T20:29:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts I appreciate their honesty, as well as their modesty: it sounds like there's an awful lot they don't understand and are unaware of.
(DIR) Post #AbTT7U40uk4TNnSC5A by arc0@mastodon.social
2023-11-04T20:43:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts I hadn't realized fondue was so political.
(DIR) Post #AbTVMYDLxqaEVY8Ofo by foolishowl@social.coop
2023-11-04T21:08:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's to feed the cats. I don't know how you could have been clearer on that point.
(DIR) Post #AbTVRS668PPYz54tZQ by miiamustang@eliitin-some.fi
2023-11-04T21:08:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts *GASP*POLITICS IN MY SHITPOST ENJOYMENT?WHY I'D NEVER!
(DIR) Post #AbTVxuHKtPtbeZoHQG by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-11-04T21:15:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Xitter douchebags.
(DIR) Post #AbTW7qHebIAO9whERM by nantucketebooks@fosstodon.org
2023-11-04T21:16:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Low Quality Facts is a great force for satire. They are a Jonathan Swift for our time (maybe not THE Jonathan Swift of our time, but A Jonathan Swift).
(DIR) Post #AbTXHv4jjwEfs21WG8 by keefeglise@mastodonapp.uk
2023-11-04T21:30:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean Shakespeare copped loads of crap for just faffing about with a quill so just keep keeping on.
(DIR) Post #AbTXtAxrcxIdreZeFs by Ferrichrome@mastodon.social
2023-11-04T21:36:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Using your money to support real people is empowering. Why criticize it?
(DIR) Post #AbTZ2HB3zt0xh4eQoS by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-11-04T21:49:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I literally just saw post by a supposed trans person decrying "those snowflake liberals"
(DIR) Post #AbTZDpNZB0RyxC0Whs by amartya00@mastodon.social
2023-11-04T21:51:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I have had it with all the high quality facts going around these days. Decided to make a small support to your patreon. Keep posting low quality facts!
(DIR) Post #AbTcDMJ1ZOhMeBLp8y by gi124@mastodon.social
2023-11-04T22:25:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts can u report them for hate speech? they are using gay in a derogatory manner ...
(DIR) Post #AbTca0zQzKr3CHzWAi by RoboChimera@fosstodon.org
2023-11-04T22:29:16Z
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@lowqualityfactsSmoke tabasco, not tabaco.
(DIR) Post #AbTdnp87ymSyQICpFI by Skoobie@mstdn.social
2023-11-04T22:42:59Z
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@lowqualityfactsYou're doing something that has no effect on me whatsoever and that I can easily ignore with the click of a button! Fuck you! Your account is basically an affront to my existence and I'm pretty sure that makes it racist to boot!Nah, I'm just kidding. Keep doing what you do.
(DIR) Post #AbTgZ0ueBoKuU7WvpI by nomadnewyork@mastodon.world
2023-11-04T23:13:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts ms paint? Is it the 20th century?
(DIR) Post #AbTri47qiDe6YGDxHU by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
2023-11-05T01:18:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AbUZGqniXbo9OFdn9M by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-11-05T09:26:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts You need a big expensive Patreon tier for people who want to dictate your joke topics, perhaps? That would pay for some Microsoft Paint training too! #LemonadeFromLemons
(DIR) Post #AbUccZlYr9Ykn6gQLI by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-11-05T10:04:29Z
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@amiserabilist This is glorious.
(DIR) Post #AbUzKJ2KcDd2demiLQ by dcmcdon@mastodon.social
2023-11-05T14:18:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts using the word gay in a disparaging way is so immature.
(DIR) Post #AbW7MFAMyBzI0OwICW by fbmac@masto.ai
2023-11-06T03:23:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts don't bother, it doesn't matter if it takes you 10 seconds or 10 days to make jokes, if people are supporting you on Patreon you did well enough to deserve it