Post AaTsUMG6TXgAnL5eK0 by canneddirt@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AaTpkM8uNJExCof4mu by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-10-06T03:04:47Z
       
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       I agree.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaTqEkTcSxFNMcqDdQ by VE2UWY@mastodon.radio
       2023-10-06T03:10:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts We just don't know.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaTqx5LWEfAupZC4AK by alanthecampbell@techhub.social
       2023-10-06T03:18:17Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts marmite does because it’s the essence of darkness
       
 (DIR) Post #AaTqzWhjUNfKGBkRFo by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
       2023-10-06T03:18:43Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If the mustard was made with faith-sized mustard seeds, then it just might repel ghosts.  I think that's how I learned it from Sunday school.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaTr44nqeY7JAomIwC by Merk_94@mastodon.social
       2023-10-06T03:19:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I've done extensive testing in this field and I can confirm, mustard does not repel ghosts. In fact, mustard makes ghosts more aggressive. Do not deploy mustard during a haunting. You will only make the situation worse.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaTrzNwCBQvN1b0djE by tin@discordian.social
       2023-10-06T03:29:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I don't trust anyone who doesn't like mustard... dead or alive.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaTsUMG6TXgAnL5eK0 by canneddirt@mastodon.social
       2023-10-06T03:35:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts fun fact: LeBron James has an honorary PhD in parapsychology from Columbia University.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaTtcNMwKbUgVcfu9w by mattkarger@aus.social
       2023-10-06T03:48:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This guy has real comedic gifts - e.g. pitch perfect performance in Trainwreck. I can see him delivering this.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaTtka58wshIFpGNaS by DannyStaley@mastodon.world
       2023-10-06T03:49:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 🤌
       
 (DIR) Post #AaTwzpGv3SjRZTjSgS by GGMcBG@mstdn.plus
       2023-10-06T04:25:58Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Wasn't for ghosts I'd never eat ham.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaTzHGi4UhpzV2sSwq by 1morumotto@mastodon.social
       2023-10-06T04:51:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Mustard should be eaten at least once a day, just in case.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaUXMCAyAwSHKMunzM by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
       2023-10-06T11:13:28Z
       
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       @alanthecampbell @lowqualityfacts Confirmed. I have a jar of marmite, and I'm not seeing any ghosts.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbRdhovbQel1k7Z5dY by jargoggles@mstdn.social
       2023-11-03T23:32:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This is true because mustard gas creates ghosts and everything lives in existential fear of its creator.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbRdhsbtjrN9AANPTk by housepanther@masto.goblackcat.net
       2023-11-03T23:32:04Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts LOL! That one was written for you.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbRshGNjN01XuaujKq by Oeltanks@troet.cafe
       2023-11-04T02:20:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts https://youtu.be/dLyd7v0RwNI?si=iyzm3pufh1lMmZmU