Posts by canneddirt@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AVkjxwlOfHLbHviLzM by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-05-17T17:29:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts my resume, will, be so, lit!
(DIR) Post #AWQd6NAB7OD0FxvrNI by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-06-06T22:30:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts would have been nice to know this when I still had two kidneys.
(DIR) Post #AWSEHmdAf4CdtGl1dY by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-06-07T17:01:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts lesser known fact: tech deck toys were originally developed to train Tony Hawk in-utero.
(DIR) Post #AX4JfHOZyC9nS53TTE by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-06-26T02:01:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts this has resulted in so many awkward moments during interviews.
(DIR) Post #AX8WvPqUOcSeKTySXY by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-06-28T02:48:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts i hope you have a fact-a-day calendar planned.
(DIR) Post #AXTR2AXamSOomFTCwy by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-07-08T04:51:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts method acting demands sacrifice
(DIR) Post #AXUUqTnDyBb9zDQJ6W by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-07-08T17:07:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts it was a relief when they patched out the screaming back in Android 6.
(DIR) Post #AZ3sUC2bXg0MXhN12e by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-08-24T16:40:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts that explains the excellent adoption rates
(DIR) Post #AZJUPjO6qJwy9C7wmG by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-09-01T05:26:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was just about to call dibs, and then I finished reading the toot. Damn.
(DIR) Post #AZajoztzWqixOI4oxk by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-09-09T13:09:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts gives new meaning to the term "timeless romance". Shakespeare was truly a genius.
(DIR) Post #AZzaUQNuwhoNcGyJ2O by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-09-21T12:52:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts this explains why you never see limos outside of formal settings
(DIR) Post #AaTsUMG6TXgAnL5eK0 by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T03:35:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts fun fact: LeBron James has an honorary PhD in parapsychology from Columbia University.
(DIR) Post #AadLSITW0zafsXdcbQ by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-10-10T17:12:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts inspirational.
(DIR) Post #AahuYh2JspLgotXhXk by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-10-12T22:04:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts i read that Stan Lee also created the Hulk to overcome his aversion to broccoli. The man was a visionary.
(DIR) Post #Ab9Rc68dOjsJs0Wc9w by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-10-26T04:52:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts this practice also varies with location. I often observe our local petsmart employees coming off shift with handfuls of goldfish.
(DIR) Post #AcAmnBYDdyASguudOK by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-11-25T14:21:59Z
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siblings taking a nap.#caturday #catsofmastodon
(DIR) Post #AcF6r4boAhIO2CYvRY by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-11-27T20:19:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is how it begins.
(DIR) Post #AcVx3RlaCZ2LTeiMam by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-12-05T23:20:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts physics is amazing
(DIR) Post #Ad1NtrW1IcCWogwpdo by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-12-21T03:17:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was sad when they finally banned grenades in 1996.
(DIR) Post #AdFXgLT1ejuEkzXcK8 by canneddirt@mastodon.social
2023-12-27T23:12:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts sometimes you just have to throw it all away and pursue your dream.