Post AaSLUBxTHVGfCdjDCS by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
(DIR) More posts by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
(DIR) Post #AaSLUBxTHVGfCdjDCS by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2023-10-05T09:51:03Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
π ππ΅πΆπ ππΌπ π»πΌπ! π»πππ ππ 2023 πππ'π ππ?ππΏπ²ππΆπ»: "Allo mate, I need my email setting up and fings on my laptop."ππ»π΄πΆπ»π²π²πΏ: "OK, can you go to our website and I'll jump on your machine and sort it out."ππΏπ²ππΆπ»: "It doesn't have access to the Internet where I am."ππ»π΄πΆπ»π²π²πΏ: "Then there's no point in setting up your email."ππΏπ²ππΆπ»: "Oh."π€¦ββοΈ
(DIR) Post #AaSPFxUueGVM7Hq3xQ by LewisWorkshop@mastodon.online
2023-10-05T10:33:18Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@dick_turpin I'll always remember a customer complaining and demanding their money back because their laptop went flat and we'd "told them it was wireless" and if it was wireless then they wouldn't have to charge it, should they?
(DIR) Post #AaSPgfBKr0oL87PoLw by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2023-10-05T10:38:07Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@LewisWorkshop LOLNot had that one. I did have a guy years ago who phoned complaining that he couldn't get on the Internet at work, but also work phoned saying their network was down.The dipshit had taken his router from home (Which issued DHCP) to work, plugged it into the network and then plugged his laptop into the router from home. π€¦ββοΈ