Posts by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
(DIR) Post #B20OxPmQkOdfV4ODA0 by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-06T10:21:20Z
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For the love of the Pond Gods!You've heard of Patreon? The marketing team for Westcoast have come up with: PartnerOn ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
(DIR) Post #B20QweY6YEKOvLSAAS by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-06T10:59:07Z
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@radix023 ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
(DIR) Post #B22Ipq6FTWECSMtqGe by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-07T08:23:40Z
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Morning AllThere's going to be a few broken legs and ankles today in the icy kingdom of Britisherland.Even though it rained late yesterday and all night, the footpaths are lethal around here.#TZAG
(DIR) Post #B22J2zIqZLZ2lS3uYS by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-07T08:40:02Z
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@stannard We had gritters out yesterday. They haven't gritted the side roads for years to save money. Blame your local council for making a pig's ear of their finances.
(DIR) Post #B22JlwQK7aX0rhzjdo by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-07T08:48:08Z
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@stannard Since when did you get buses in Yorkshire! Next, you'll be telling me you have electricity and free schools.๐
(DIR) Post #B22NZNtR4w6I72sb5c by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-07T09:30:43Z
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@stannard ๐คฃ
(DIR) Post #B24e5wu6QqXjXuf4Gu by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-08T11:43:56Z
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"The PC in the showroom, needs resetting and is not on the internet"Shoot me, shoot me now!
(DIR) Post #B24eVmEgiZINzNbc8G by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-08T11:49:59Z
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@radix023 They have a support contract. But we're not driving out there just to hold the power button in, they can do that.
(DIR) Post #B26fq6sSAiSw4LNvAO by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-09T11:13:22Z
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Pinched from Central Radio North West๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
(DIR) Post #B26fuC2ou05PFlBGwy by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-09T11:15:01Z
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@radix023 All that's missing is the burnt-out Cortina.
(DIR) Post #B2EmOVsJtHakQxn1RA by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-13T09:04:08Z
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I'm convinced, some people have our number on speed dial? It's the only explanation for the phone ringing bang on 9:00 am.
(DIR) Post #B2En7mxhD2lKSUtS1g by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-13T09:13:36Z
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@radix023 EVERYONE misses my dulcet tones.
(DIR) Post #B2RqvU3WK84uxI2EwC by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-19T16:25:50Z
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You just can't make this stuff up!So the US sends military aid to Ukraine to kill Russians, while Trump invites Putin to be on the panel to bring peace to GazaIt's most definitely a mad, mad world.https://www.politico.eu/article/vladimir-putin-mulling-over-invite-to-donald-trump-board-of-peace-for-gaza/
(DIR) Post #B2TRBeCy8UgYaFQBVo by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-20T10:47:01Z
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Somebody could have told me to install this!sudo apt updatesudo apt install nvme-clisudo nvme get-feature -f 0x0c -H /dev/nvme0#ShakesFist
(DIR) Post #B2TRvVIbalSGH0vKVM by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-20T10:56:45Z
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@radix023 Have you never heard of using a sledgehammer to crack a nut?
(DIR) Post #B2XwSMDCAouYu3oZge by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-22T13:03:15Z
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If you think I post too many moaning Toots. You don't know the half of it!My life is one long roller coaster of things to moan about.For example, I send two holiday request forms from a member of staff (Which I have to initially authorise). I put on the form "Dates clear on the Calendar", and your boss emails ", Do these dates clash with anyone?" ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐
(DIR) Post #B2jwnINDghEkIIYK1Y by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-28T09:34:42Z
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Morning AllIt must be nice to have a job where you are responsible for nothing and can pass the buck with impunity or shame.#TZAG
(DIR) Post #B2jwtHIQbcqUgsAEYy by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-28T09:59:05Z
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@radix023 Sadly, many would agree, I don't have the people skills. ๐
(DIR) Post #B2kYFJLtL6erk29Zo0 by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-28T16:43:52Z
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๐ช๐ต๐ฒ๐ป ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น๐น๐ ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ป๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ป๐ฒ๐"That video you uploaded to YouTube for me, is there a way to block it from being downloaded?"๐ ๐ฒ: "If you can watch it, you can copy it."๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
(DIR) Post #B2mMG7QCN813tZhrjE by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
2026-01-29T13:48:36Z
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Google "Don't be evil" ๐ https://www.engadget.com/big-tech/google-will-pay-135-million-to-settle-illegal-data-collection-lawsuit-133012112.html?src=rss