Post AaPC9DfBhcsXI3MbGC by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #AaP9zrpFKGDv2yTt3I by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-10-03T20:58:08Z
       
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       I have so much respect for Mr. L. Jackson.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AaPA7Z64qG6zHJ1Z0i by anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz
       2023-10-03T20:59:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts god: "YOU LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS"
       
 (DIR) Post #AaPA7thKFTn5AcbaqW by ned@mstdn.ca
       2023-10-03T20:59:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Dese lips are for mah mutherfuckin' wife!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AaPAjpExGoc8LjQ9AG by grumble209@techhub.social
       2023-10-03T21:06:23Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Foot massages, however...
       
 (DIR) Post #AaPAp9X7FVDmjcSJHs by nosmaharba@mastodon.world
       2023-10-03T21:07:24Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Sidenote: he's been married 37 times and made-out with 6 suspected demigods
       
 (DIR) Post #AaPAyh4ttoPLNXo8Uy by glasspusher@beige.party
       2023-10-03T21:09:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts @tayfonay these are the low quality facts that liberals want
       
 (DIR) Post #AaPBLU42S0IXg3GtpQ by glennsills@dotnet.social
       2023-10-03T21:13:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Not even John Travolta?
       
 (DIR) Post #AaPC9DfBhcsXI3MbGC by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
       2023-10-03T21:22:12Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Mr. Jackson also employs a full-time priest and a divorce attorney in case a role calls for his character to kiss someone.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaPEEeVlVeejujftDs by Salty@mastodon.nz
       2023-10-03T21:45:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts And he will smite thee down with *great vengeance* if you say otherwise.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaPGUWFeBgVuq0pT4i by elisshadoe@c.im
       2023-10-03T22:10:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts holy trinity!
       
 (DIR) Post #AaPR2oSM0WHkgelPqy by neandertall@mstdn.social
       2023-10-04T00:09:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I got drunk and kissed God’s ex at a party, now God has me blocked on social media
       
 (DIR) Post #AbLfVw2j7ADoStmcb2 by odessa@dobbs.town
       2023-11-01T02:24:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Another fun fact: "These lips are for my wife and God only" was a scripted line for Mace Windu in Revenge of the Sith, but George Lucas cut it, because he ruins everything.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbLh9DMKlbmHQ0FROy by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-11-01T02:42:50Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsActually, he’s so cool that God is his wife.
       
 (DIR) Post #AbLnDCndOBbUZ9Itpg by badken@mastodon.social
       2023-11-01T03:50:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts So, his wife and Morgan Freeman then?