Posts by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #Aa8LSuM0neoZ5yXRmS by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-09-25T18:16:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is owed to the fact that Chicago is incredibly windy. The extreme airflow keeps the density down.
(DIR) Post #Aa9wzrqz0aDeMIZ3bs by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-09-26T12:51:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh what the hell, how come I didn't know this? And I've been getting my landlord birthday cards and gifts for years too!Mom!!!!
(DIR) Post #AaG5kd4jjh1CiWZ8nQ by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-09-29T11:58:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Now that we learned the word, let's try using it in a sentence!A hooligan hooligan hooligans hooligan.Hooligan!
(DIR) Post #AaGRLFkVWW0u7kPOMK by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-09-29T15:59:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lesser known is that they met at the lobby of a local Marriott Hotel.
(DIR) Post #AaIEVDGqgNf0FGsIW8 by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-09-30T12:45:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts 139 is a prime number. Therefore the 139th Patron of LQF is also the Prime Patron of LQF.
(DIR) Post #AaOh3jZB4ssxv3SNZw by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-10-03T15:33:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can I pass wind and collect $200?
(DIR) Post #AaP0qM8SscguZIrOy0 by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-10-03T19:15:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damn capitalist pigs! I mean, dogs!
(DIR) Post #AaPC9DfBhcsXI3MbGC by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-10-03T21:22:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Mr. Jackson also employs a full-time priest and a divorce attorney in case a role calls for his character to kiss someone.
(DIR) Post #AaTqzWhjUNfKGBkRFo by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-10-06T03:18:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts If the mustard was made with faith-sized mustard seeds, then it just might repel ghosts. I think that's how I learned it from Sunday school.
(DIR) Post #AaYmfDHSMiGMVMa6ng by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-10-08T12:23:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts I loved all the different ways Moneypenny would tie and weave a penny into Bond's shoelace knot. But they stopped doing that in Daniel Craig's 007 films, which I thought was a huge bummer.
(DIR) Post #AatzUmy9h9NHFNBxPE by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-10-18T17:56:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's because you didn't upgrade to the latest firmware. CLICK HERE to install the latest firmware to all your calculators. It may ask you for your banking login, but that's just a normal part of authentication, so don't worry about it.
(DIR) Post #AayCKoAqRAWQ7jXQTg by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-10-20T18:39:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Unless, of course, you are a paying user of Youtube Premium, in which case you get a five-minute unskippable video of their CEO telling you how you're a wonderful person that deserves a special reward, at which point the browser forwards to his OnlyFans page.
(DIR) Post #AbQoBRJ8cOYDYZNLoO by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-11-03T13:55:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Due to the Daylight Savings Time, Mondays are actually 35 hours long right now. Good news is that DST ends this coming Sunday, so the next Monday will be back to being 34 hours long!
(DIR) Post #AbUCsvxfVMllSBUBHs by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-11-05T05:16:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Unless, of course, it's Grey Poupon mustard, which Clooney lets on his suit because nothing says class like Grey Poupon mustard.
(DIR) Post #AbbX86S48uejWQvyKW by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2023-11-08T17:57:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Honestly that's not so bad, as long as they are melting down authentic Lego blocks. Problem starts when they melt down those cheap knock-off blocks.
(DIR) Post #AdRUMK3RlL84kd5nqS by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2024-01-02T17:31:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is one glorious low-quality fact. 🤘 🤘 🤘
(DIR) Post #AdRWP1h4gT8CaD2rey by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2024-01-02T17:54:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes it is.
(DIR) Post #AdSEKjpRYlQO05j1jk by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2024-01-03T02:03:29Z
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@mikemathia Hubba hubba
(DIR) Post #AdSFDEiAxELzQ3JR20 by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2024-01-03T02:11:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Screw the haters, I totally would have watched it. WE LOVE YOU, ALEX!!!
(DIR) Post #Adbb1H5IZcUtva8vAG by tonyslatte@mastodon.social
2024-01-07T14:33:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Have you tried the new and improved Rohypnol? The nutritional value is through the roof!!