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 (DIR) Post #AaEHek3jfS8Zm18XnE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-09-28T15:02:04Z
       
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       Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:-want the government to abolish Mondays.-think that every song could be improved by the addition of an accordian.-are gaining mass to become too big to fail.-still have a lingering fear in public places that a flash mob could appear at any second.-lost faith in our criminal justice system because no one ever went to jail for replacing the lime Skittle with green apple.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEIAModccFix49g12 by BackFromTheDud@mas.to
       2023-09-28T15:07:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts "A gentleman is someone that knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't!"
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEILX83cMxc7gYxMG by jack_of_sandwich@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-09-28T15:09:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that last one really hits home.And don't get me started on grape runts.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEIjQjV39tZEgTGpk by ScifiPaul@mstdn.ca
       2023-09-28T15:14:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 😆​🤣​👏​
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEJC5SbDhErerEMhU by NovemberMan@mastodon.social
       2023-09-28T15:19:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 👍👍
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEJHweWsZTC4ybWC0 by codedude@masto.ai
       2023-09-28T15:20:24Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts THERE WAS A LIME SKITTLE?
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEL8pZW2IozQ82anY by peterkvt80@fosstodon.org
       2023-09-28T15:41:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I was ready to sign up until I got to the Skittles. All Skittles can go in the bin.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEMiAgxbVfT0qwFlo by Yuki@im-in.space
       2023-09-28T15:58:40Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts More specifically, Weird Al Yankovic's accordion
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEOHvLwDBBxooiXyq by BeAware@social.beaware.live
       2023-09-28T16:16:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts dude, you have 29k followers, where else could "your people" be hiding?Just sayin.🤣
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEP6NzS0rOx7BGGqO by nobru@mastodonti.co
       2023-09-28T16:25:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsDon't abolish MondaysAbolish government!
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEP7OfQyrp7VLNftI by peterg75@mastodon.social
       2023-09-28T16:25:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Don't hate me but I actually prefer the green apple skittle over lime.  Everything else on that list is on point!
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEROAyhKXG1sZWIfQ by xankarn@mastodon.online
       2023-09-28T16:51:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts For the accordion headz. https://fronterabugalu.bandcamp.com/https://livesessions.npr.org/artists/pinata-protest
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEdoNpFNuh8hjMXDM by wpieper@mstdn.social
       2023-09-28T19:10:24Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts curious not statement on opposition to whale incarceration.That must mean you are pro whale incarceration, you monster.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEejAian2UKYiKRBA by Herman@mastodon.world
       2023-09-28T19:20:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts High quality fact: the first reason is definitely the most compelling one.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaEk1BmK5QMUpXU4ye by milquetoast@tooters.org
       2023-09-28T20:19:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts number 3 sounds like me! :ablobcatbongosit:
       
 (DIR) Post #AaFGh7TveHiwCSv04G by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
       2023-09-29T02:26:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Two things:Green apple is FAAAAAAARRRRRR superior to lime in every instance. Full stop.Abolishing Mondays will only mean that Tuesdays now suck total and complete ass.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaIIuDIW7S7zNvpd2G by wauz@mastodon.bayern
       2023-09-30T13:35:03Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts-like to attend a lingery fair@Rasta
       
 (DIR) Post #AalBaLgYM7CpHke4ye by WecanbeGyros@mstdn.social
       2023-10-14T11:59:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts the lime skittle!! Ahhh [tears] miss you homie
       
 (DIR) Post #AalMAWdi6Z3hE3ClGK by thetolsonator@tilde.zone
       2023-10-14T13:58:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts modify point 2 to include saxamaphones and I'm in 👍