Posts by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
(DIR) Post #AYyEelMk5nAN2VTWWu by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-08-21T21:25:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts They were emplaced as transmitters thousands of years ago by the same extraterrestrials who built the pyramids and doodled the Nazca lines.
(DIR) Post #AZCeUciMijHCKjr0Bk by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-08-28T22:16:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts #TeamDoomsdayAsteroid here.
(DIR) Post #AZH5YREWp9YJHImULo by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-08-31T01:38:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Also, by the literal scientific definition of the word, up until the moment of birth, babies are parasites. More loosely defined, they can still be defined as parasites until at least the age of 18...well into their 30s and beyond in some certain cases.
(DIR) Post #AZtrfg8gxwi9pRDfg8 by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-09-18T02:00:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Satire aside, I laughed myself hoarse when I saw a banner affixed to a local Chuck E. Cheese during the height of Covid lockdown advertising $5 takeout pizzas. Like, who actually goes to Chuck E. Cheese for the food? You can get better quality from the freezer section at the grocery store FFS.
(DIR) Post #AZv4Z3aTMHyoHB6Vhw by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-09-19T02:19:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts I always assumed it was merely...*ahem*...compensating.
(DIR) Post #AaFGh7TveHiwCSv04G by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-09-29T02:26:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Two things:Green apple is FAAAAAAARRRRRR superior to lime in every instance. Full stop.Abolishing Mondays will only mean that Tuesdays now suck total and complete ass.
(DIR) Post #AaRZ5L0J9f5mA0HRK4 by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-10-05T00:48:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm pretty sure that's not a logo, that's a loogey. An easy mistake, to be sure, but ew, gross.
(DIR) Post #AaufUoOKbTU1jU83Rg by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-10-19T01:47:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts You forgot the last part of the sentence. "Failed 7th grade for the 5th time at the age of 25, after previously having repeated grades 2-6 several times each."
(DIR) Post #Ab68yK3zp9FopGMMe8 by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-10-24T14:39:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts The problem, of course, being 99.9% of these "poll-watchers" think "fraud" means "didn't vote for my candidates."
(DIR) Post #Ab6wTuNTko5SBRACDg by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-10-24T23:53:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Rumor has it it was while he was riding his favorite horse on the beach, and the genie granted him 4 wishes. His 4th wish was to be hung like his horse.He forgot he was riding a mare.
(DIR) Post #AbRgSfsh5BbdCefqHQ by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-11-04T00:03:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AbjK5pNOueGzqU13tA by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-11-12T12:17:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, okay, but have you ever had the chance to pet a groundhog? They're super adorable and will fall asleep in your hand if you give them belly skritches.
(DIR) Post #AcRE6cWLOvu787t0AS by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-12-03T16:37:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Comic says Carl, but alt text says Steve?
(DIR) Post #Accg0Bwn7G3j20mPAm by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-12-09T05:12:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I bet he got all his cards by offering to buy them and then never paid.
(DIR) Post #AcpGELalyvPlFH36u0 by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-12-15T06:54:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Calling defunct and derelict satellites "moons" is a bit of a stretch, but I guess NASA has to find new and interesting ways to justify their funding somehow.
(DIR) Post #AcpGrokdVEGiyTU2VM by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-12-15T07:01:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Upside: Thanos not only destroyed half of ISIS, but also half of MAGA/GQP and had a 50/50 shot of taking out Putin, Kim, Netanyahu, and Xi Jingping.Downside: Thanos probably missed all the shitbag billionaires that inspired Isherwell in Don't Look Up by stupid chance (hence why Stark survived), and also every corporate suckup manager who ever derailed your career at every step of the way.
(DIR) Post #AcwLyiTWD000u2cctc by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-12-18T17:02:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts This explains a lot of those eastern European languages.
(DIR) Post #AcxVw60lRFRXjKWOcC by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-12-19T06:28:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts Honestly, I'd rather be reincarnated as a bowl of petunias that suddenly sprang into existence in midair just before uttering the words "oh no, not again?!"
(DIR) Post #Ad3f7rW6B7J4PaAMHw by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2023-12-22T05:39:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hmmmm, maybe I should see if the Department of Molestation is hiring...
(DIR) Post #AdVTUxC2o6AH8GVPDk by Dr_Tranny@universeodon.com
2024-01-04T15:41:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nibbling and headbutting sounds more like Mike Tyson tbh...