Post Aa2TuSCMi0IeZ7ue0G by obviousdwest@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #Aa2RrI4zfrruPBpQwK by stux@mstdn.social
2023-09-22T21:59:47Z
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Whoopie! Did I send the wrong command again.. :goose_hacker:
(DIR) Post #Aa2S1qOQx60virxC2S by Rii_cck@mas.to
2023-09-22T22:01:46Z
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@stux lmao 😂
(DIR) Post #Aa2SD1bVbvF1g6Ov8C by FallsMom@mastodon.coffee
2023-09-22T22:03:48Z
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@stux LOL, I think I hear those sirens outside my house!!! :blobfoxlaugh:
(DIR) Post #Aa2SM5KF8xMRpIe4FE by andycarolan@social.lol
2023-09-22T22:05:25Z
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@stux "every year these magnificent creatures gather in their natural mating grounds, their horn-like mating call audible over great distances”
(DIR) Post #Aa2T9klJs5VWWtzfQ8 by mrtnsnp@mastodon.social
2023-09-22T22:14:25Z
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@stux@mstdn.socialNice way to visualise a kernel panic.
(DIR) Post #Aa2TuSCMi0IeZ7ue0G by obviousdwest@mastodon.social
2023-09-22T22:22:49Z
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@stux In online games, we are sensitive to flash mobs overloading a given zone and slowing down a server. We build a fail safe that prevents more than a certain density of objects. (One way to do that is to teleport a random object out of the zone, when things get bad enough). I’d imagine there’s a central dispatcher that could tell the density exceeded a reasonable level and should have just started saying “do not enter”.
(DIR) Post #Aa2Ul6KijYOY6EvPBQ by rifter@mastodon.social
2023-09-22T22:32:19Z
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@stux The future™
(DIR) Post #Aa2V3tdo9AsyEnobB2 by meltedcheese@c.im
2023-09-22T22:35:44Z
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@stux I’m fascinated by emergent phenomena in multi-agent systems (#AI, Human, combo). This looks like a great example.- Is this a type of flocking behavior?- Did some other #autonomous vehicle/company deceive these autos to come to this place?- Is the result of a routing #algorithm succumbing to natural traffic bottlenecks?On the practical side, how does anyone undo this situation?
(DIR) Post #Aa2VhS0GK5ma6VB9bE by GayCookie@glitch.gaycookie.dev
2023-09-22T22:42:45Z
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@stux What people see when you're on Street View xd
(DIR) Post #Aa2VjczCSa9CkIiiBc by stux@mstdn.social
2023-09-22T22:43:17Z
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@GayCookie :blobcatgiggle: Perhaps this is the new "Live StreepMaps 0.1"
(DIR) Post #Aa2VxDtgXLdEzJci80 by haayman@todon.nl
2023-09-22T22:45:42Z
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@stux ET come home!
(DIR) Post #Aa2W4jBUbtAg3CWzwW by realSiegfried@troet.cafe
2023-09-22T22:47:07Z
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@stux Are the Blues Brothers in town?
(DIR) Post #Aa2WEtDk9NJ44cQguu by oliver_schafeld@mastodon.online
2023-09-22T22:48:54Z
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🤴"A kingdom for a bicycle!"🤣🚴♀️🚴🚴♂️
(DIR) Post #Aa2WnBMRDBUeBEqedE by CurtAdams@urbanists.social
2023-09-22T22:55:10Z
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@stux It's a parody horror movie: Night of the Robot Cars!!!
(DIR) Post #Aa2YFZSZJ2CCz4ogDY by stux@mstdn.social
2023-09-22T23:11:22Z
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@BillyGlennHoya Whooops!You see!Wrong coordinates :blobcatgiggle: (my bad)
(DIR) Post #Aa2dJfJ00teS2k70yG by dominicvfx@mountains.social
2023-09-23T00:08:09Z
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@stux the future is so much dumber than I was promised as a kid
(DIR) Post #Aa2dxFpS9bjec2AaG0 by sleepytako@famichiki.jp
2023-09-23T00:15:22Z
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@stux the stupidity.
(DIR) Post #Aa2hLLhMHb57d2Z36O by coyoty@mstdn.social
2023-09-23T00:53:22Z
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@stux They forgot to include Cruise Contol.
(DIR) Post #Aa2htr4M9XQylmm7Ps by palvaro@discuss.systems
2023-09-23T00:59:35Z
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@stux this is good, actually
(DIR) Post #Aa2tb5qwA97GZHJohs by ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network
2023-09-23T03:10:40Z
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@stux The future is here, and it is so stupid.
(DIR) Post #Aa2tkR6CXUMF4HugNs by jnv@fosstodon.org
2023-09-23T03:12:23Z
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@stux this is what happens when new iPhone users randomly connect to other USB-C ports 😂
(DIR) Post #Aa2wHHM1zSqoJI6d5U by jonhendry@iosdev.space
2023-09-23T03:40:39Z
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@stux Do those things have back-of-headrest displays showing ads at the passengers?
(DIR) Post #Aa2xNgo0NO9gwAoLzM by pinecones_sx@mastodon.world
2023-09-23T03:53:03Z
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@stux lmaoooooo
(DIR) Post #Aa2ycW0QuXBhk0G288 by fencepost@infosec.exchange
2023-09-23T04:06:58Z
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@stux was the big cheer partway through someone finally flipping one over onto the sidewalk and off the road?
(DIR) Post #Aa3CkWyaaOXyQQ6yI4 by Gon0s@mamot.fr
2023-09-23T06:45:16Z
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@stux Wouhou !AI at its best cleverness !Guess what will be the solution : get totally rid of human drivers !Until next epic failure !
(DIR) Post #Aa3K9hRdV6y9oMe8um by nitot@framapiaf.org
2023-09-23T08:08:14Z
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@stux @nitot It was in Austin. source: https://www.unilad.com/technology/news/selfdriving-cars-cause-humungous-traffic-jam-as-none-of-them-move-431157-20230920
(DIR) Post #Aa3PbOLsa3lOTVygE4 by misstake@piaille.fr
2023-09-23T09:09:18Z
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@stux what is this ?
(DIR) Post #Aa3gMSiLmGAAsjxHGa by Fabimaru@framapiaf.org
2023-09-23T12:17:04Z
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@stuxAt least they did not gather at null island.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_Island
(DIR) Post #Aa3yEgfDpNwN0IvyjI by lopta@mastodon.social
2023-09-23T15:37:22Z
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@stux "In retrospect, we shouldn't have named the new intersection 127.0.0.1".
(DIR) Post #Aa5fTiWtfD04JyPgeG by donelias@mastodon.cr
2023-09-24T11:16:33Z
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@stux from around the world we could thank US politicians for confirming how irresponsible and uh... not very smart is to allow tech bro companies to deploy mediocre technological "solutions" like those robotaxies.People literally die because someone in a power position believed the BS from those techno snake oil salesmen.
(DIR) Post #Aa6vHlgXtkMB3eD7QW by jason@logoff.website
2023-09-25T01:48:27Z
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@stux nature is healing
(DIR) Post #Aa74oYSsyGjzCQWv0y by slickwarren@mastodon.social
2023-09-25T03:35:12Z
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@stux should any one company have this sort of control over public roads?Imagine what this would look like on a highway. Or a remote support engineer decides to go rogue to control a fleet. Who would pay for these mistakes? Of course, it will be us.
(DIR) Post #Aa7OsUKiGzw0ctrOls by godzero@sfba.social
2023-09-25T07:20:00Z
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@stux Self-parking achieved!
(DIR) Post #Aa7Q2Z3te8su8tMZVo by maxwainwright@toot.community
2023-09-25T07:32:58Z
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@stux those poor wankpanzer inhabitants 🥲
(DIR) Post #Aa7vfZVN1ul3ODIH9E by mtheriaultsf@mas.to
2023-09-25T13:27:24Z
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@stux They seem to store a Cruise car in my #SanFrancisco neighborhood, the Excelsior, by having it drive empty around and around and around. This helps traffic and the environment exactly how?
(DIR) Post #Aa8O1LaAGvn3IRhx7A by mogul@mastodon.cloud
2023-09-25T18:45:03Z
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@stux I can't understand why there isn't an automated distress call to a remote operator to unfuck them when this kind of tangle happens.
(DIR) Post #Aa8RzKxtzlegcV6kz2 by glowl@chaos.social
2023-09-25T19:29:33Z
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@stux I would suspect they had someone cancel an order and somehow got an underflow on the counter for how many cars were ordered to this location.
(DIR) Post #Aa8TFnPO6xkFQHNO7M by subm3rge@infosec.exchange
2023-09-25T19:43:46Z
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@stux The future is here, it’s just not evenly distributed.Exhibit A:
(DIR) Post #Aa8TPktWJTSUWPDfFI by infiniterecursion@nerdculture.de
2023-09-25T19:45:31Z
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@stux reminds me of a story by @pluralistic
(DIR) Post #Aa8XVLWRxUKtNyLkga by nicksname@social.tchncs.de
2023-09-25T20:31:18Z
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@stux is this an american climate protest, or normal trafic? I don't speak car. :/
(DIR) Post #Aa8gVsZHzhYLSl0UK0 by marble@chaos.social
2023-09-25T22:12:17Z
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@stux don't let CGPgrey see this.
(DIR) Post #Aa8hKRPQjLQe01VNhY by fluepke@chaos.social
2023-09-25T22:21:19Z
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@stux @psy instead of building mass public transit, men built this 🤪
(DIR) Post #Aa8iWjfel9DG4AWNSy by mohs@aachen.social
2023-09-25T22:34:53Z
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@stux so THAT spot is meant, when moving cars to /dev/null
(DIR) Post #Aa8jzKKGAecXoOi6S0 by adirtyhippie@mastodon.online
2023-09-25T22:51:07Z
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@stux #Cruise is HORRIBLE tech.
(DIR) Post #Aa8mipGOBymwhcitvs by ustangex@berlin.social
2023-09-25T23:21:53Z
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@stux do those move for fire trucks, ambulances, police? Or will this be implemented with next sprint?
(DIR) Post #Aa9GZ9cGfAuDYTGFA8 by kkarhan@mstdn.social
2023-09-26T04:56:18Z
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@stux I'm so glad this shit is illegal in #Germany, cuz if cops weren't towing them for "needlessly driving within city limits" (which is a crime due to envoirmental damages caused by it) people would propably steal thease #deadheading shitboxes for parts and set then on fire for lulz...Not that I want to see the two latter things to happen!Arsonry is bad!!
(DIR) Post #Aa9Nh6EFq9tN2rlTRg by WestLawns@mastodon.social
2023-09-26T06:16:07Z
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@stux what is rhe collective noun for a group of autonomous cars I wonder?A hoot, perhaps.
(DIR) Post #Aa9XcwHHtZOWZ8q2AC by enkiusz@is-a.cat
2023-09-26T08:07:27Z
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@stux self-driving cars will ease congestion 🤡
(DIR) Post #Aa9azbP3yLYMLayPtA by lies_das@digitalcourage.social
2023-09-26T08:45:09Z
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@stux please walk on, nothing to see
(DIR) Post #Aa9dGq7ogq0upzFnHc by mayhem@social.tchncs.de
2023-09-26T09:10:44Z
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@stux O brave new world, that has such machines in’t! 🤣
(DIR) Post #Aa9f23KLWSFJLcBuMa by isotopp@chaos.social
2023-09-26T09:30:20Z
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@stux Dedicated, fenced off lanes for "self-driving" cars in 3, 2, 1...
(DIR) Post #AaAD4Pu9wmv6OLF1bk by knasterbax@burningboard.net
2023-09-26T15:51:48Z
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@stux super spannend wie reagiert ein selbstfahrendes Fahrzeug auf die Anweisungen eines Polizisten? Und wenn es nicht reagiert, wen erschiesst die Polizei dann?
(DIR) Post #AaAF8UUX2Hp7gRKBeK by thijs_lucas@norden.social
2023-09-26T16:14:55Z
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Wenn die Autolobby #LetzteGeneration macht, dann aber richtig
(DIR) Post #AaAFmBTv8KcMJCxwrw by aguleb@masto.ai
2023-09-26T16:22:05Z
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@stux Skynet having fun.
(DIR) Post #AaAPYqBfzc0i2ihyvQ by mk30@tilde.zone
2023-09-26T18:11:01Z
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@stux @yosh this is definitely the future we deserve. 😅
(DIR) Post #AaAYj0hudMT99Yi7lY by young_ullrich@norden.social
2023-09-26T19:53:39Z
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@stux this is horseshit 🤣
(DIR) Post #AaIUlVY25w8ApZhjQ8 by timjan@social.linux.pizza
2023-09-30T15:47:46Z
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@stuxDon't worry, when I used to page l play #simutrans , this would happen all the time.Granted ... pixels on a screen versus rubber on the road ...