Post AZzai9JlCJ8SjoZVCq by jargoggles@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #AZzZGQgmux7OYHYqGG by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-09-21T12:38:44Z
       
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       This is why I'm too scared to ride in a limo.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzZNP2hRDKfTL8ROK by gnutelephony@floss.social
       2023-09-21T12:39:59Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts a stretch limo is simply a limo that's stretched back out again...
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzZaDsEH6Keb5Lnwe by tezoatlipoca@mas.to
       2023-09-21T12:42:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts So that's where they go after the prom.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzaUQNuwhoNcGyJ2O by canneddirt@mastodon.social
       2023-09-21T12:52:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this explains why you never see limos outside of formal settings
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzai9JlCJ8SjoZVCq by jargoggles@mstdn.social
       2023-09-21T12:54:58Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsLimos stretch to attract mates. People artificially keep them stretched even when it's not mating season by adding hormones to their gasoline.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzcqn37YmNmBk2L32 by justpeachy@mastodon.online
       2023-09-21T13:18:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I knew those long-bodied shits were hiding something
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzeW1V4pvVqpmL2AK by curry@toot.community
       2023-09-21T13:37:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Limos contract by reversing while the parking brake is on.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzesC7Y1wh08yu9tA by bkm@mastodon.world
       2023-09-21T13:41:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Buuuuutttt......do we really want to avoid that?#EatTheRich
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzgv0kix9UbfBhSTI by smilingheretic@mas.to
       2023-09-21T14:04:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I guess this means you shouldn't take your crush on a date in a limo. Really good to know. Thanks!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzlG9iZDPtHMm1rLU by MonarchMommy@mastodon.social
       2023-09-21T14:53:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts good god
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzoKQTZ9QSiMSjxIW by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
       2023-09-21T15:27:31Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts We need to make sure the limo driver doesn't have previous contractual obligations! Thanks for pointing this out! #LifeSaver
       
 (DIR) Post #AZzwVWfLHCyoNU3IcS by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-09-21T16:59:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsThis is a popular way to assassinate VIP’s. It even has a name: the limousine pancake.
       
 (DIR) Post #Aa0AzetAfOV3vWmc3E by emurphy@c.im
       2023-09-21T19:41:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts https://pbfcomics.com/comics/disassemble/
       
 (DIR) Post #AawN8WWuvDAZ6fHs8m by botanobimbofication@mindly.social
       2023-10-19T21:30:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this sounds like it would be a real fact in a universe where Tesla limos exist
       
 (DIR) Post #AawP1rSAvj3Psg1JGy by shammers@mastodon.coffee
       2023-10-19T21:52:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I hear that only happens when it gets cold
       
 (DIR) Post #AawQQ9y3qVR6Cq5Jjs by YetAnotherGeekGuy@hachyderm.io
       2023-10-19T22:07:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 🎶I have a limoIn which I get pissed. I bring The ClubSo I don’t get squished. 🎶https://youtu.be/T204WpZSbLw?si=ozc93OpcEPIdHwEG