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(DIR) Post #AYzdxIv4lrbwKTQrJI by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-22T15:39:15Z
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Nobody ever talks about Old Zealand, so you know whatever happened there must have been really bad.
(DIR) Post #AYzeD7zbAJ7b4a5p3Y by DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club
2023-08-22T15:42:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Some greedy-ass dwarves basically kidnapped a hobbit and forced them to rob a dragon that just wanted to be left alone to sleep in a cave. Feelings were hurt, tempers flared, cities burned. This resulted in the Clusterfuck War of 5 Armies.
(DIR) Post #AYzeNEGah2fjQYrES8 by gildedbat@mastodon.social
2023-08-22T15:43:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Clearly its founders were overzealous.
(DIR) Post #AYzeQ1a4Jc2ux4IjKa by sanderhermsen@mas.to
2023-08-22T15:44:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts There was a flood in 1953…
(DIR) Post #AYzefxiOSJl1aznKTY by david_megginson@mstdn.ca
2023-08-22T15:47:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes, it was pretty bad. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inundation_of_Walcheren
(DIR) Post #AYzex2bxVMqjhhvdyK by kirkiscool@mastodon.world
2023-08-22T15:50:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand
(DIR) Post #AYzfGBRisgxMbhGjJY by coffeepine@beige.party
2023-08-22T15:53:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Zealand is in the Netherlands, and I can tell you: the Dutch are evil.Mainly because whenever you look for German porn online it's a Dutch gal because Americans are stupid and cannot keep the two languages apart.
(DIR) Post #AYzfOiOqFDyT7wzOlc by js@mastodon.nl
2023-08-22T15:55:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Focal point for the Dutch slave trade, and birthplace for scores of the protestant genocidal maniacs that crowd recentish Dutch history. We don’t like to mention it that much, really.
(DIR) Post #AYzfgeNBxDNxqqlma0 by bransonturner@mastodon.social
2023-08-22T15:58:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was going to make a zealots joke, but these comments are dark AF.
(DIR) Post #AYzfumgdqBRngqbgW0 by LostReflector@shakedown.social
2023-08-22T16:01:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts like the song sayshttps://youtu.be/JyPYFAEhh8E
(DIR) Post #AYzgJ5KQBQ6eSKnibY by reinesis@topspicy.social
2023-08-22T16:05:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts seeing how people talk about York, I think Zealand is just as eager not to be in a spotlight.
(DIR) Post #AYzhO8m8tVIUY6k3Rw by osqar7@paquita.masto.host
2023-08-22T16:17:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Same about Old York, there might be a pattern here 🤔
(DIR) Post #AYzhRCQllD5ykqCfVw by accretionist@techhub.social
2023-08-22T16:18:16Z
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@lowqualityfactsIt sunkhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealandia
(DIR) Post #AYzhyDRb0v33SBKjUu by jrod3737@mstdn.social
2023-08-22T16:24:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts We don’t talk about it. 🤫
(DIR) Post #AYzi9OmTCkVvnbQgkK by geogoeroe@mapstodon.space
2023-08-22T16:25:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts organizing an Open Source geo-party there next month, hosted by the Province of Zeeland ;-) https://foss4g.nl. They're doing good. Also, https://www.fourfreedoms.nl/en is quite all right I'd say
(DIR) Post #AYzjTEo06OcWbhAYa0 by rattlersix@ieji.de
2023-08-22T16:40:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts I heard they just cleaned it up a little bit and renamed it
(DIR) Post #AYzmWl9YafVXf9cgUK by australopithecus@mastodon.social
2023-08-22T17:15:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts You guys, the Dutch aren't real and "Nederland" is just German for Atlantis.New Zealand was founded by survivors of the ancient magical civilization of Zeal after they woke Lavos and were destroyed for their hubris.
(DIR) Post #AYzpkKTYsAKUqD8ryK by Penguinflight@mastodon.scot
2023-08-22T17:51:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just ask the Dutch...
(DIR) Post #AYzxB4GTx5Hi3simXY by maxthyme@artisan.chat
2023-08-22T19:14:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealandia
(DIR) Post #AYzxBfQhm2RlKImy6y by mr_1077@ioc.exchange
2023-08-22T19:14:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts But do you know about Sealand?
(DIR) Post #AZ08wjHkM7WCOGF4l6 by Oldfartrant@mstdn.ca
2023-08-22T21:26:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Sssshhh. We don't talk about the....there,.....or it.
(DIR) Post #AZ0CLRFIrXxpXnZagi by thesteelrat@mstdn.social
2023-08-22T22:04:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts We called it "The land" then some idiot with an accent called it "Zee land" and then we kicked him out and he founded new zee land#truestory
(DIR) Post #AZ0IKAEfDjjmDt38JE by birwin@mas.to
2023-08-22T23:11:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts It was! Vikings were everywhere.
(DIR) Post #AZ0SGgNUlypkIJ9utc by whiterabbitradio@universeodon.com
2023-08-22T23:07:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts ask the Dutch, they’ll know.
(DIR) Post #AZ0T2iDBG63fshEjGi by phrees@mastodon.social
2023-08-23T01:11:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts You mean final act of Hamlet level bad?https://www.visitdenmark.com/denmark/destinations/zealand
(DIR) Post #AZ0dz43TCcPzxs9qFM by ocschwar@qoto.org
2023-08-23T03:14:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts this dude killed his brother and married the guy's wife, and the dead guy's son got everyone killing everyone.
(DIR) Post #AZ0h6dXBzNyftLMXEO by StarkRG@myside-yourside.net
2023-08-23T03:49:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts There was far too much zeal.
(DIR) Post #AZ0yhlNhTYpaADDBbs by dalfen@mstdn.social
2023-08-23T07:06:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts OMG so funny 🤣 😂
(DIR) Post #AZ13gHj0kdOtfSIISW by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-23T08:02:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts nobody really cares about it beyond copenhagen
(DIR) Post #AZ1Ahjc5FRbA88gyvI by kennergf@mas.to
2023-08-23T09:20:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts I guess so, they had to create a new one to replace it
(DIR) Post #AZ1PWDW1kF4QhxpEZM by kim_harding@mastodon.scot
2023-08-23T12:06:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Old Zealand? They ride a lot of bicycles there, is there anything more to say? 😉
(DIR) Post #AZ1Q8LxkmptduWykzY by Tweetfiction@mastodon.world
2023-08-23T12:13:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts this was funny but I'm kinda bummed I went my whole life without wondering where Zealand was.
(DIR) Post #AZ34Od5J5QISyGmto8 by vosje62@mastodon.nl
2023-08-24T07:19:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts the (old) Zeeland is were a lot of old people go in the summer in the Netherlands, as it has the most hours of sunshine.
(DIR) Post #AZrYB1uxenPix2Y772 by roknrol@neurodiversity-in.au
2023-09-17T15:48:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts When you really dig into the history of it though, Dystopia was a pretty nice place.
(DIR) Post #AZrYMstz0GM6SqkD8C by gevoel@mastodon.green
2023-09-17T15:51:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts In Holland we do sometimes talk about it, if we must. 😂
(DIR) Post #AZrYRBHwaJZgeC06PQ by kroltanz@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-17T15:51:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Peter Thiel’s great-great-great grandfather bought it and blew it up.
(DIR) Post #AZrYTI7AAzmyOgxqIC by Oeltanks@troet.cafe
2023-09-17T15:51:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, have you heard of New England?Very sad story, with Old England ...
(DIR) Post #AZrZ8fnN2Kd3iNRGgy by DavBot@nerdculture.de
2023-09-17T15:59:39Z
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@lowqualityfactsSHSHSHSHS... They will hear you.
(DIR) Post #AZrZL2l5UBXaPPGm7U by AnCuRuadh@awwter.online
2023-09-17T16:01:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seems fine to me... 🤷♀️ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand
(DIR) Post #AZraEUV035TIN6BTMG by twoframesperminute@mastodon.social
2023-09-17T16:11:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts it mostly flooded in 1953, but is doing quite well today.
(DIR) Post #AZrbgP8lfJFtoZewD2 by kierkegaank@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-17T16:27:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts it’s in Denmark, so that’s why you never hear of it
(DIR) Post #AZrdTcGdkRROffN5FI by bartvdpoel@mastodon.green
2023-09-17T16:48:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm there at the moment. Everything seems ok.
(DIR) Post #AZrrs73SKcz2SrmOcS by jdmcg@mastodon.nz
2023-09-17T19:29:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts see poster for details.
(DIR) Post #AZsRTPsIooifwc5Nh2 by ishe@cupoftea.social
2023-09-18T02:08:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts poor marketing until they changed the name 😜