Post AZiHTfMb4azCVZtS64 by jeffc@mastodon.online
(DIR) More posts by jeffc@mastodon.online
(DIR) Post #AYq8YO99M1kYIc109w by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-18T01:34:58Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
I love dogs.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYq8lrYBLKupG39HbU by jkibble@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T01:37:25Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts cats meow to let their "owners" know they will
(DIR) Post #AYq8sxgCx6mAIMHuCW by KayVay@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T01:38:38Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts LOL, okay. Then what does howling mean? All bets are off, prepare to become lunch?
(DIR) Post #AYq8zYcSWbnWbAgBdo by NaraMoore@sakurajima.moe
2023-08-18T01:39:52Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Oh no!
(DIR) Post #AYqB4p8SkHAzB9Hu9A by Flux@social.fluxfox.dev
2023-08-18T02:02:47Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Wait, my dog never barks....
(DIR) Post #AYqBaTc4Iidzh8EFge by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T02:08:58Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Fact: Cat's don't bark.
(DIR) Post #AYqCOVPvro5flmPMR6 by riderexmachina@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-18T02:18:00Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts My dog doesn't bark. Should I be worried?
(DIR) Post #AYqLaD5KkbKNyYQfFg by Ray_Of_Sunlight@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T04:00:58Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts i wonder how true is this
(DIR) Post #AYqxbRpJDwgiF9x1LE by aschnefuenfzehn@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T11:06:56Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts It's the opposite of cats, when they meow it means they would eat you but you don't taste good;)
(DIR) Post #AYr6Blt0v23CW3W0Dg by MaskedXLunar@mastodon.social
2023-08-18T12:43:11Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts …my dog hasn’t been barking in a while
(DIR) Post #AYtrWItQziCQq1vMYa by nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org
2023-08-19T20:42:56Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfactsNow I am really confused... How does my dog's bark tell them that I am not going to eat them?
(DIR) Post #AZi6B9Aqun3bxyMnuy by AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social
2023-09-13T02:22:44Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts we don't deserve dogs.
(DIR) Post #AZi9S8DU1nwrmXO6kq by ouinne@wandering.shop
2023-09-13T02:59:26Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts thank you, the Chloe, for your reassurance you will not eat me
(DIR) Post #AZiHTfMb4azCVZtS64 by jeffc@mastodon.online
2023-09-13T04:29:23Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts Oh! So that's the conversation the neighbor's dogs have when another dog walks past."I won't eat my owner!""I won't either!""Bet you'd try to eat MY owner if you were here. But you're not! And I won't eat my owner for you!""Oh yeah? Well I wouldn't eat my owner for you, either!"@AutoVisionNews is absolutely right: we don't deserve dogs.
(DIR) Post #AZiPfXI3iKyUZtwRea by http_error_418@hachyderm.io
2023-09-13T06:01:07Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts fun extra fact: this is also why cats -don't- bark
(DIR) Post #AZjhPWAo5l9YoV1NSq by WillA763@mastodon.social
2023-09-13T20:54:38Z
0 likes, 0 repeats
@lowqualityfacts My dog must really not want to eat me then. Good to know!