Post AZh8tMdMErGFCdx5XM by Sir_Osis_of_Liver@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AZh6nZ7Cij9eGe1HiS by RickiTarr@beige.party
2023-09-12T04:27:37Z
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Why isn't Amazon running a dating app? Their algorithm is great for finding things I didn't know I wanted.
(DIR) Post #AZh6nZyNX1gmvYtkbA by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-12T14:55:02Z
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@RickiTarr Do. Not. Give. Bezos. Any. Ideas.Seriously.Just... don't.
(DIR) Post #AZh6vaJo89XqJejrrU by RickiTarr@beige.party
2023-09-12T14:56:29Z
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@ParadeGrotesque Bahaha
(DIR) Post #AZh7Fw0HDRmRMXJ5d2 by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-12T15:00:07Z
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@RickiTarr Plus, let's face it, dating apps don't work anyway.Which is a very low bar for Amazon, since a lot of stuff there is just cheap Chinese knocn-offs.
(DIR) Post #AZh7YhHACHK3Bh9Uum by farah@beige.party
2023-09-12T15:03:32Z
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@ParadeGrotesque @RickiTarr I second that. They have brand name substitutes for everything now. Every. Thing
(DIR) Post #AZh7lxMvfuLurcAi1Y by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-12T15:05:57Z
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@farah @RickiTarr 🎶 Except for looooooooooove 🎶 ❤️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUaxVQPohlU
(DIR) Post #AZh8EflGDbSaeXFH4i by farah@beige.party
2023-09-12T15:07:02Z
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@ParadeGrotesque @RickiTarr I don’t know how they’re tracking this, but I get my meds mailed. My insurance covers it completely. I don’t have to spend any extra. Now I’ve been getting a lot emails of Amazon pharmacy/clinic ads lately. Like every single day. How are they doing this??
(DIR) Post #AZh8EhP07KqJk4qWem by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-12T15:11:06Z
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@farah Use adblockers and privacy protection, stop using Chrome.They are in your browser, looking at what you are doing online. ☹️ @RickiTarr
(DIR) Post #AZh8K2V96BQsczGbgm by farah@beige.party
2023-09-12T15:12:06Z
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@ParadeGrotesque @RickiTarr What y’all do for email? I’m still stuck on Gmail but I wanna change
(DIR) Post #AZh8XGw6k2EHA4BiYi by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-12T15:14:31Z
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@farah I use Posteo and Panix for email. Both highly recommended, but Posteo is probably the easiest choice if you are not a techie.@RickiTarr
(DIR) Post #AZh8tMdMErGFCdx5XM by Sir_Osis_of_Liver@mastodon.social
2023-09-12T14:51:34Z
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@RickiTarr "Who's that in the corner?""Oh, Amazon order. I thought I wanted her, but I was just bored. I tore up the packaging, so I can't return her.""What are you going to do with her?""She looks nice, and brightens up the corner. Probably keep her, I guess."
(DIR) Post #AZh8tNlC3D7ghEcrOC by RickiTarr@beige.party
2023-09-12T14:54:32Z
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@Sir_Osis_of_Liver That's me standing in the corner losing my religion
(DIR) Post #AZh8tOrxvW8O8WnmaG by Sir_Osis_of_Liver@mastodon.social
2023-09-12T15:07:57Z
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@RickiTarr The corner would look empty without you now. 😁 And for those that don't know, "losing my religion" means losing one's temper. So now I have an image of Ricki just swearing away in the corner. 😀
(DIR) Post #AZh8tQFkmYkyQawIIi by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-12T15:18:27Z
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@Sir_Osis_of_Liver Wait, I thought @RickiTarr swore everywhere, and not just in a corner? 🤨
(DIR) Post #AZhR6f3SrKQTH4eZt2 by maggiemaybe@hear-me.social
2023-09-12T18:42:35Z
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@ParadeGrotesque @RickiTarr Dating apps don’t work for low effort men. 🤷🏻♀️
(DIR) Post #AZhUuaqT5HjQYn4kVM by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-09-12T19:25:08Z
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@maggiemaybe Nah, they don't work. Period.For either men or women, and the women have got it worse.For the same reason Facebook and Xitter are horrible for your mental health: their algos are shite (for lack of a better word - excuse my French). 💩 @RickiTarr