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       Post AZT1zZtc7OOaJClLW4 by wordshaper@weatherishappening.network
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 (DIR) Post #AZSqSRGE6W1eTVKpSy by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-09-05T17:45:58Z
       
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       Someone accused one of doing a sponsored post and disguising it as one of my facts. I can assure you that if a company ever pays me to write one of these stupid facts you will know. I will be bragging about it for months. I will frame that check and make a picture of that dirty money my banner on here.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZSqoFwUrjAlk7Vg3c by ouinne@wandering.shop
       2023-09-05T17:49:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts the cats will have a fancy hat in honor
       
 (DIR) Post #AZSqpK60uO08ukTD3Q by raymierussell@mastodon.scot
       2023-09-05T17:50:06Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Was it your low quality fact that the original coca cola recipe was inspired by the smell of Koala urine.I always reckoned you were in the back pocket of &quot;big fizzy pop&quot;
       
 (DIR) Post #AZSr1rs59t8D8pw4Lx by kingu@mstdn.social
       2023-09-05T17:52:21Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Are you are a capitalist in disguise trying to infiltrate the wokes of Mastodon?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZSr84KjjmDbWuINKS by GreenFire@mstdn.social
       2023-09-05T17:53:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This post is sponsored by anti-fossil fuel industry btw. They pay me their entire budget for each toot. Too bad their entire budget is my bank account.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZSrEsrGngzFy0lJcu by cumush@dice.camp
       2023-09-05T17:54:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That is the exact sort of poppycock that has me immediately reaching for the smooth flavor of a Cancer Stix brand cigarette with calming osmotic action, available over the counter at your discerning corner druggist. Ask for Cancer by name.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZSrFvRIgnpsGI6zfk by argv_minus_one@mstdn.party
       2023-09-05T17:54:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts In a low-quality frame, I hope.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZSrY0CrhhMqG8ynJ2 by schizanon@mas.to
       2023-09-05T17:58:05Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts die a shitpoaster or live to see yourself become an influencer!
       
 (DIR) Post #AZSvFLSmqZmgV6mmiO by btrinen@social.seattle.wa.us
       2023-09-05T18:39:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Most of my posts are sponsored by my employer. For example, they are paying me for this time right now, and I’m posting.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZSvJS8NzDywLgCaoq by BuffaloCrisps@mastodon.ie
       2023-09-05T18:40:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Not to mansplain to an artist such as yourself but ya shudda ended that post with &quot;and now I must return to my freshly poured Guinness and my Ray Bradbury Anthology of short stories which are briefly available at Kennys books for the next couple of days&quot; ...but sure what do I know? :pint: 😉 :pint: 🤘
       
 (DIR) Post #AZSvZI6v1QINtV4Hrs by veecorreia@mstdn.ca
       2023-09-05T18:43:12Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Invest the money into frog shirts.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZT1zZtc7OOaJClLW4 by wordshaper@weatherishappening.network
       2023-09-05T19:55:12Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I would frankly question the sanity, competence, and likely survivability of any company willing to try to get you to sell out.After cashing the check, of course. One must have standards, after all.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZT65UKW7pXKbGQ6zI by Basic_Bench@mstdn.social
       2023-09-05T20:41:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts we all know you got that dirty Jimmy Wales blood money
       
 (DIR) Post #AZT6lmxrEUx4YYzYKe by kinyutaka@mstdn.social
       2023-09-05T20:48:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I would happily shill for #Pepsi if they asked me to. #UhHuh #ItsTheChoiceOfANewGeneration
       
 (DIR) Post #AZTQBRPUCX3VhAmEaG by roo_44@mas.to
       2023-09-06T00:26:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I’m personally less concerned about you getting paid by a business and more concerned about the Republicans seeing the quality of these low quality facts &amp; blackmailing you to run for office as a GOP candidate.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZTanyAHrnm7pQg6sa by ecsd@commons.whatiwanttoknow.org
       2023-09-06T02:25:12Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts You will frame a copy of that check.The check, you will cash!
       
 (DIR) Post #AaH7lVv0E1JXsNWRLE by mydogwrotethis@universeodon.com
       2023-09-29T23:55:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts LQF: Fabricated facts are an effective way to earn cryptocurrency because both are eventually of equal value.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaHBjT48GCJ2GY4YAC by ankitpati@mastodon.social
       2023-09-30T00:39:52Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Wait, how will you frame the cheque and encash it at the same time? 🤔
       
 (DIR) Post #AaHENPuhbBczyuq3Dk by SNerd@lor.sh
       2023-09-30T01:09:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts And they paid you to say that too!
       
 (DIR) Post #AaHFJBdArLy8TqBdCq by ministerofimpediments@mastodon.social
       2023-09-30T01:19:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts …seems reasonable. Full pass.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaHGdRQPwk5zD9RSNc by BartlebysCorpse@mstdn.games
       2023-09-30T01:34:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts https://youtu.be/K0LBboxlWOM?si=2rUSzCd1gB-sIGNU
       
 (DIR) Post #AaHHrZC5xTBFJZ2fM8 by nuncio@mstdn.social
       2023-09-30T01:48:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts So the accusation is a Low Quality Fact???
       
 (DIR) Post #AaHIrA0Rhq2r9LxmuO by jpaskaruk@growers.social
       2023-09-30T01:59:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Lol I wrote a thing once and someone sent me a $25 cheque to use it, and I indeed have never cashed the cheque, the novelty of having proof that someone paid me for words is much more valuable.
       
 (DIR) Post #AaHmbAAOL5hJdfu47E by mmanciop@mastodon.online
       2023-09-30T07:32:45Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts heck eilfully misunderstanding a coupon for one such check would be its own low-quality fact.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcFkL1FX7dL2W2Phb6 by DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club
       2023-11-28T03:42:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The Inglorious Basterds mission was funded by Nabisco.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcFkQHnV1cDBHmoQng by KikoKate@mstdn.party
       2023-11-28T03:43:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 😏
       
 (DIR) Post #AcFqVm2yaIq4HC3GDI by Eka_FOOF_A@spacey.space
       2023-11-28T04:51:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts  I suppose I could be paid to sponsor Panther Piss.
       
 (DIR) Post #AcGFSzcY9uRIMNSgAS by freepeoplesfreepress@qoto.org
       2023-11-28T09:31:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Dear Low Quality Facts at mstdn social: You do not write stupid facts, your cats 🐱 would literally throw you out of the house 🏠 if they thought less of you! Your cats know that you are a genius at coming up with funny things to say.Sincerely, Monica Andrews, Editor-in-chief, #FreePeoplesFreePress News