Post AZNUbj5uXMlzLPAsaG by wyzard@dice.camp
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(DIR) Post #AZNSi1xR7JFDg25ZnU by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-09-03T03:26:17Z
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Amazing.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZNSpFcghwqE5PpKee by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-09-03T03:27:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Although to be fair for the Orangutans probably just people with the last name of "Wood?" (total guess)
(DIR) Post #AZNSsUzg13f2cv81tQ by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-09-03T03:28:12Z
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@lowqualityfactsMostly true. Chimps can do it, but they don’t. Instead, they use them as weapons.
(DIR) Post #AZNT662JbVfRHDqXXk by australopithecus@mastodon.social
2023-09-03T03:30:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts technically true, but only because carpenter ants are unclassifiable under current cladistic models
(DIR) Post #AZNUbj5uXMlzLPAsaG by wyzard@dice.camp
2023-09-03T03:47:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Orangutans can actually understand and use human language. They're just extremely careful to never do so where a human might hear them. They know that if we were aware they can talk, they'd all have to get jobs.
(DIR) Post #AZNY5LonwNiPhmzUVE by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-09-03T04:26:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts A million monkeys armed with nail guns and left to their own devices will eventually build me a cabinet....Probably. I've yet to check back in on their progress. It's only been a week, but I'm hopeful.
(DIR) Post #AZNYBsfaiFzPKUnLs0 by SpaceLifeForm@infosec.exchange
2023-09-03T04:27:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Orangutans may actually show up as scheduled and do quality work.
(DIR) Post #AZNZmz227cb9jIY1qq by rhetorica@mstdn.social
2023-09-03T04:45:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've heard chimps can use them too, but only for roofing.
(DIR) Post #AZNtMNAiGBtHrZCDvE by HannahvanderVee@mstdn.social
2023-09-03T08:24:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😁
(DIR) Post #AZNufcZhJfm15gcng0 by Foxglove@mastodonapp.uk
2023-09-03T08:39:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think that should be modified to SOME humans. (I am not one of them: a staple gun is a step too far for me.)
(DIR) Post #AZNzBMa4iTZoZOC0DQ by elisshadoe@c.im
2023-09-03T09:30:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts they can drive as wellhttps://youtu.be/BA7InlgcxbU?feature=shared
(DIR) Post #AZO30twyi1QGh7Ak2C by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-09-03T10:13:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's true, but the orangutans are likely to nail all kinds of things to the wood: clothing, burlap sacs, their hand...
(DIR) Post #AZO4Wwi25R96TK1dmi by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-09-03T10:30:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yes, it is amazing that humans can do so many of the activities that were once only achieved by orangutans 🦧 If my pants weren't in the way, I would fling poo too 🐒
(DIR) Post #AZP67sIKmUsDxw8pnM by ishe@cupoftea.social
2023-09-03T22:22:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Congrats. You've nailed it.
(DIR) Post #AZRP0dx8QidZoGy0OG by claresudbery@mastodon.social
2023-09-05T01:03:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts I like this one even better than the last one.
(DIR) Post #AaCQTPrgv54RECG2FM by freemo@qoto.org
2023-09-27T17:31:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Did you see the post of an Orangutan actually doing carpentry and inspired this? He was using a saw and a hammer and nails, more or less correctly. He also learned it on his own rather than being intentionally trained.
(DIR) Post #AaCQV4o2BgLWUgL4LY by nosmaharba@mastodon.world
2023-09-27T17:31:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts ironically, nailguns were invented by hammerhead sharks
(DIR) Post #AaCQZLb5hSS1jHJySm by gnutelephony@floss.social
2023-09-27T17:32:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts wasn't that in Planet of the Apes VII?
(DIR) Post #AaCRipGQrvLKIdk3Zw by Jetta1Pea@mastodon.world
2023-09-27T17:45:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts land what body of work from these orangutans are you sitting?
(DIR) Post #AaCSXczKGnKmzlxsFE by freepeoplesfreepress@qoto.org
2023-09-27T17:54:44Z
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@freemo @lowqualityfacts Dear Dr. Freemo: Orangutan saws a tree. Spy in the wild-BBChttps://youtu.be/vssqb-0i2-ASincerely, Monica Andrews, Editor-in-chief, #FreePeoplesfreepress News
(DIR) Post #AaCSe8JSiZtfsvU956 by freemo@qoto.org
2023-09-27T17:55:50Z
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@freepeoplesfreepress Thats part of the video I am referencing... It is missing footage of the hammer and nail, same location though.@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AaCSsyPHpZChVPHmt6 by jstatepost@mstdn.social
2023-09-27T17:58:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 And octopii, Low.You forgot that octopii can also use nail guns.Fortunately current laws prevent them from having big-box hardware store credit cards. 🥥
(DIR) Post #AaCTKG8o0HNSKGaW6i by freepeoplesfreepress@qoto.org
2023-09-27T18:03:32Z
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@freemo @lowqualityfacts Dear Dr. Freemo: I have always suspected that animals are intelligent creatures, I will look for the entire video footage that includes hammer and nail portion missing. Sincerely, Monica Andrews, #FreePeoplesFreePress News
(DIR) Post #AaCTREBveOYwJ3N6x6 by freemo@qoto.org
2023-09-27T18:04:45Z
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@freepeoplesfreepress We absolutely dont give animals the credit for how intelligent they really are.. The more I learn about animals the more I realize we underestimate them.@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AaCUSDoEemUFMgKLJI by freepeoplesfreepress@qoto.org
2023-09-27T18:16:10Z
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@freemo @lowqualityfacts Dear Dr. Freemo: I know that we do underestimate animals abilities, dolphins have saved humans from drowning, years ago I saw a news story on the wire feed where a pig saved an old lady who had a heart attack by going to each house and finally found a neighbor that followed the pig to the house. Saved the woman's life. There are just too many documented factual accounts of animals helping humans to be ignored.Sincerely, Monica Andrews, Editor-in-chief, #FreePeoplesFreePress News
(DIR) Post #AaCYG5XtxCkK4t9nAe by KeithDJohnson@sfba.social
2023-09-27T18:58:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts If they can use saws, they should be able to use a nail gun (though it might be a bit more dangerous). https://youtu.be/vssqb-0i2-A
(DIR) Post #AaCa4wSVbAvYcNRmgy by zleap@qoto.org
2023-09-27T19:19:11Z
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@freemo @freepeoplesfreepress @lowqualityfacts Yes I agree here, I think there is also a lot of evidence to suggest they have emotion esp if a group member dies or is killed the rest of the group seem to change their behaviour
(DIR) Post #AaCaNeFVWfmNdyHmTY by Irelephant@mastodon.social
2023-09-27T19:22:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts woah
(DIR) Post #AaCb0skRYLZpuBSpLE by freemo@qoto.org
2023-09-27T19:29:37Z
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@zleap Them having emotion is not even in debate for me, that is quite clear from the moment you interact with them.@freepeoplesfreepress @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AaCv0MA2i2CFvBSrmS by davidbcohen@twit.social
2023-09-27T23:13:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Orangutans are remarkable. One even managed to get himself elected as US President, though sadly it turned out he wasn’t very good at it.