Post AZ4mZ5fOGSAXeaQLCK by isomeme@mastodon.sdf.org
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 (DIR) Post #AZ4JTJwdMu9lWoNzcm by isomeme@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-08-24T21:01:15Z
       
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       The subject line of a spam email I received this morning has given me the recruiting slogan I will use when I finally get around to founding a cult: "FindPeace-of Mind and a FreeToilet."I will use it exactly as shown. Any cult member who questions the spacing, punctuation, or capitalization of this slogan will be kicked out of the cult. This will help weed out members with dangerously functional critical thinking skills.#spam #humor
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ4JTKnoBCguBjGSVU by ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-08-24T21:43:16Z
       
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       @isomeme It's called, in some cult I joined, "excremeditation".  šŸ˜‚www.subgenius.comšŸ§ āž”ļøšŸš½Other than that: perfect plan.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ4mZ5fOGSAXeaQLCK by isomeme@mastodon.sdf.org
       2023-08-25T03:09:16Z
       
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       @ParadeGrotesque The Church of the SubGenius actually has one of my all-time favorite cult recruiting slogans: "We can't give you the answers, but we *can* help prop up your illusion that there are some!"