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(DIR) Post #AZ3cOmJ4CEvY0vSy9o by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-24T13:40:38Z
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I gave up over 83 million followers on Twitter to be on Mastodon full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Lady Gaga.
(DIR) Post #AZ3cSrBM0k5OIGnslE by feinzer@akko.airis.dev
2023-08-24T13:41:26.425262Z
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@lowqualityfacts shapeshifting abomination
(DIR) Post #AZ3cTWbfzmVElmQyyu by HelenG@mastodon.social
2023-08-24T13:41:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts No, *I'm* Lady Gaga
(DIR) Post #AZ3cV0FXGlSOzkmbFA by Alexx9811@mastodon.social
2023-08-24T13:41:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts I KNEW IT!
(DIR) Post #AZ3cYsLWb0qrdpQlto by staringatclouds@mastodon.social
2023-08-24T13:42:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your poker face gave it away Milady
(DIR) Post #AZ3cmcd1pZ62wqAmTA by carcosa@emacs.ch
2023-08-24T13:44:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts We all know you're Lady Whistledown.
(DIR) Post #AZ3d4a4U4pNqEIZvHs by cetan@toot.community
2023-08-24T13:48:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts somehow I knew. Maybe it's because "lowqualityfacts" and "ladygaga" have a different number of syllables. Maybe it's because you profess your anti-music stance daily. Maybe it was because you believe all art should be derived from a 1980s McDonald's Officer Big Mac toy, but somehow I just knew you had to be Lady Gaga.
(DIR) Post #AZ3dDXCU7WYRvpaeJM by veecorreia@mstdn.ca
2023-08-24T13:49:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Cancelling my Patreon subscription. Lady Gaga doesn't need my $1.50/month CAD. (Just kidding, I love you for who you really are.)
(DIR) Post #AZ3dUIjj9LV7zo8MsK by danciruli@hachyderm.io
2023-08-24T13:52:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts Always had my suspicions. This just confirms them.
(DIR) Post #AZ3e7TI3qRdk1Os4Tw by spzb@infosec.exchange
2023-08-24T13:59:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts hang on, if you’re Lady Gaga who’s Taylor Swift?
(DIR) Post #AZ3enp2FO7JVcnfWPg by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-24T14:07:35Z
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@veecorreia For reasons I cannot disclose, I (Lady Gaga) am in desperate need of Canadian money.
(DIR) Post #AZ3f5zUXFazVGbZ0pk by Anthonightshift@mstdn.ca
2023-08-24T14:10:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Did you poke her face?
(DIR) Post #AZ3fFA8Z2WVQtEf05I by HannahvanderVee@mstdn.social
2023-08-24T14:12:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AZ3fUQY8Ij3U8TtmHA by javierlazarosanz@kolektiva.social
2023-08-24T14:15:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts silly me, I thought I was Lady Gaga, but we can't both be Lady Gaga, so thanks for correcting me
(DIR) Post #AZ3fZaB9vUohRtbwtU by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-08-24T14:16:12Z
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@javierlazarosanz You're welcome, it is a surprisingly common mistake.
(DIR) Post #AZ3h8XS0A6v74oimBM by skwirecortez@mastodon.social
2023-08-24T14:33:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm surprised you were able to keep the secret that long. You have a real Pokerface. Sorry to hear you had to give up so much on twitter, buy any relationship with that site is just a Bad Romance.I'm just glad you are able to keep spittin' facts here. Giving us access to your accumulated knowledge is something you have to do, since you were Born This Way.
(DIR) Post #AZ3hoDxD2ZFcltCBZg by kingu@mstdn.social
2023-08-24T14:41:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts I knew it!!
(DIR) Post #AZ3htxJpnnHeurVlcu by jaycee@toot.community
2023-08-24T14:42:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts if it’s not handwritten it’s not you, have you been hacked? 😳
(DIR) Post #AZ3iCsNyMsZP7NT8Qi by NerdyKeith@mstdn.social
2023-08-24T14:45:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's an honour to have you hear 😆
(DIR) Post #AZ3oHcIyBNU0PwlxXE by phrees@mastodon.social
2023-08-24T15:53:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts "Matron! The president's telling people he's Lady Gaga again!"
(DIR) Post #AZ3uIS06ZvW2TRjIR6 by JStatePost@newsie.social
2023-08-24T17:01:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🥥 EYE thought you looked familiar, Low! 🥥
(DIR) Post #AZ3w0118MaGNTxY2DI by accretionist@techhub.social
2023-08-24T17:20:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts and we're your little monsters
(DIR) Post #AZ3wm568Uivc2Qo6jo by maxthyme@artisan.chat
2023-08-24T17:28:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Omg I am such a huge fan, and I think it is a crime that ARTPOP wasn't the biggest hit ever.
(DIR) Post #AZ4XN458pcwbx3HCYC by hydrocabron@mastodon.social
2023-08-25T00:19:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts My wife, Julia Stiles, was one of you 83 million followers on Twitter.
(DIR) Post #AZ54rzCwIiT6IaHAp6 by thefathippy@mastodon.world
2023-08-25T06:34:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts Please tell us you're wearing the meat outfit (presumably a fresh one, I imagine the original would have... aah... ripened by now)