Post AZ2pULMEPRc2PtyF7Y by jollyrogue@social.tulsa.ok.us
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 (DIR) Post #AZ2nZiJmGqRBAPFvfM by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-08-24T04:11:09Z
       
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       My favorite part of the GOP debate was when a mouse ran on stage and all the candidates started hissing at each other (I assume to call dibs on who gets to eat the mouse) but no one attempted to catch the mouse (I assume due to a lack of stamina).
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2nqOxDWCN029f1hA by urusan@fosstodon.org
       2023-08-24T04:14:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I presume they were waiting for a staffer to jump up and deal with it for them.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2o7PCZqmvPj0xAy8 by nxskok@mastodon.cloud
       2023-08-24T04:17:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts "You should see, we caught a mouse and then we kept it. Could've cooked him, but no, we can't crush it, so we got him a mouse cage."
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2oTbqXWEUDJQEWIK by NaN@body.social
       2023-08-24T04:21:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I would have thought DeSantis would jump at the chance to get the mouse. He chased a mouse in Florida, why not Wisconsin?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2pULMEPRc2PtyF7Y by jollyrogue@social.tulsa.ok.us
       2023-08-24T04:32:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The mouse didn’t have any money.Republicans hiss when they see poor people, and they ignore poor people because only rich people matter.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2sJ3MRHPxnHJNMIq by moses@dice.camp
       2023-08-24T05:04:10Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts In what sense exactly is this low quality
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ32O6j3CFPAhf07JQ by SpaceLifeForm@infosec.exchange
       2023-08-24T06:57:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I'm pretty sure that mice are attracted to hot air.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ3Kr1QflXkVqjLGM4 by MariaLiv@wordbunny.org
       2023-08-24T10:24:02Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Not really related, but I was at a club once (many, many years ago), where a cat walked on the dance floor, stopped in the middle, pooped, and walked out.I recall similar reactions amongst the onlookers actually, as in the GOP debate.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZuFcoBD0prQnUYqES by GabeMoralesVR@mastodon.gamedev.place
       2023-09-18T23:05:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts lmfaooo
       
 (DIR) Post #AZuIaXdPr5kylcMiAK by jargoggles@mstdn.social
       2023-09-18T23:38:24Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsI liked the part where they were all gathered around my overturned trash can eating garbage and then they scattered when I ran at them banging pots and pans and yelling "get on out of here, get!"
       
 (DIR) Post #AZuUO6wAxxXV8AjkFk by brad@twit.social
       2023-09-19T01:50:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I like the part where they all vomit up prepared talking points like trained circus clowns and then call it a "debate."