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 (DIR) Post #AZ2V1GKa1NEJLV3P6m by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-08-24T00:43:13Z
       
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       That's so... generous?https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2WPVcWvVgLfZZjw8 by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
       2023-08-24T00:58:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I want people to feed me to a hungry pond when I die.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2XDaMbZ8scrL0MhE by jargoggles@mstdn.social
       2023-08-24T01:07:51Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts8 out of 10 old people feeding ducks at the park are on Gates' payroll.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2Xjrqa68okLlQ3jE by wouldinotcallmyselfahumanbeing@zirk.us
       2023-08-24T01:13:42Z
       
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       did you know that microsoft founder Theodore Gates got the nickname Bill as a child because he loved dressing up as a duck@lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2YCYg8ReVpIXDKvw by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
       2023-08-24T01:18:54Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts You sure it was Bill Gates and not Donald Duck?
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2Zs2EJZwX8mDXiKm by EDVARDS@musicians.today
       2023-08-24T01:37:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Won't somebody please help move things along.The ducks are hungry now.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2ZwSDOuMbmWjDqwy by EDVARDS@musicians.today
       2023-08-24T01:38:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Won't somebody please help move things along?The ducks are hungry now.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2cB3QdXu0RuAVG5Y by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-08-24T02:03:28Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsIn fact, he’s not waiting for his death. A tenth of this fortune has already gone to feeding ducks.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ2vdvXZqnrEy3EMMK by fkamiah17@toot.wales
       2023-08-24T05:41:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 🤬Of all the creatures he could have chosen. #ducks #StayAlert@MaJ1 @emsquared 🔼
       
 (DIR) Post #AZ3WQ4U1VB06x7pBFw by elisshadoe@c.im
       2023-08-24T12:33:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts and yet he still doesn't pay taxes
       
 (DIR) Post #AZuAEFv4EyPpotU4MS by Lyle@cville.online
       2023-09-18T22:04:36Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this is why he is always followed by hungry ducks
       
 (DIR) Post #AZuANxfyvK2w8R3WQS by WmShakesp3are@mastodon.social
       2023-09-18T22:06:26Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts as I’m sure you well know both Bill and Melinda (that’s what they’ve asked me to call them) have pledged to give the majority of their wealth to their charitable foundations. I am quite sure that they have arranged for adequate room and board for said ducks in perpetuity.
       
 (DIR) Post #AZuEVNVZg7CC5zyonA by pb_gamble@mastodon.au
       2023-09-18T22:52:34Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Got one for you; "Because it's always 5 o'clock somewhere, if you were to follow it around the world you'd always be on the same day and never age." 😆