Posts by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
(DIR) Post #AYduCey7h6Aphoy01Y by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-12T03:57:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts And now they want it back:#АлскаНаша
(DIR) Post #AYgx8vqRtCsAE0AfC4 by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-13T15:14:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts At least it's not NY Mets.
(DIR) Post #AYlSjujFa5zLpUsH4q by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-15T19:27:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts They get major overtime pay just before Christmas.
(DIR) Post #AYo8EvbAslKnwOvMKO by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-17T02:22:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Adjustable rate mortgages work even better. Especially if your credit rating is below 500.
(DIR) Post #AYwQ3orivbTMJSCGyu by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-21T02:19:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Diesel fuel actually. Lighter fluid tends to evaporate too fast.
(DIR) Post #AYyEYWlVSq1i1F5Kts by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-21T23:19:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Originally her name was supposed to be Karen Mouse.
(DIR) Post #AYzyFeHG6GgurgpgrQ by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-22T19:26:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Who needs gravity when everyone knows that the Earth is flat.
(DIR) Post #AZ1UdA4VRmKvpD5EPo by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-23T13:04:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts and 97.5% of births occur when the mother is pregnant.
(DIR) Post #AZ2YCYg8ReVpIXDKvw by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-24T01:18:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts You sure it was Bill Gates and not Donald Duck?
(DIR) Post #AZ5nX8BSEFgvzf0k8e by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-08-25T14:54:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Academic credentials: uncle taught at MITMedical certifications: Person, man, woman, camera, TV. Other Super Powers: ability to redirect paths of hurricanes with a single Sharpie(™).
(DIR) Post #AZYqjAJbfn8XNRM1uC by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-09-08T15:17:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Let's start by giving Elon control over a widely used social media application. Once he proves his coolness under pressure, sure, give the man a few nukes to play with.
(DIR) Post #Aby6i7RYxYlkX6BKBU by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-11-19T15:28:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts or an "F before U"
(DIR) Post #AcKouEPtWvVp5y6c9A by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2023-11-30T14:27:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Who cares - let's start cloning either one of them like it's a last Star Wars prequel!
(DIR) Post #AinXPbKfbBvvoqXhq4 by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2024-06-10T22:10:22Z
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@Radical_EgoCom you go, girl!
(DIR) Post #AksKlhFwUG3u8XD3BY by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2024-08-11T13:50:04Z
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@stevesilberman What do you know - MAGAts CAN hold two conflicting ideas simultaneously- on their lawns, if not in their heads.
(DIR) Post #Anliu0WDyjqHQLz720 by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2024-11-06T14:29:59Z
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@stux For some reason the idea of moving to Mars is getting a lot more attractive.
(DIR) Post #AruldpYRtIr7cE2AZE by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2025-03-10T14:41:44Z
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@tomjennings isn't it sweet.
(DIR) Post #At1NhYN1deBg81a2Km by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2025-04-12T17:08:33Z
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@Nonilex I’m shocked that some lying is coming out of Trump administration. SHOCKED!
(DIR) Post #AumOsWIef4keYxFdMO by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2025-04-09T18:53:34Z
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@Some_Emo_Chick Haven't read the book, but in the movie, #Musk, sorry Drax, plans to poison gas everyone except small number of carefully chosen (beautiful) people, who would live with him on #Mars, sorry a space station.Obviously a total fantasy, nothing to do with the present..
(DIR) Post #Aupr9ebMQglhQKq4ga by OptimisticMoron@mastodon.xyz
2025-06-05T22:58:48Z
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@DoomsdaysCW Alien v Predator?More like Happy Gillmore 2