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(DIR) Post #AYAMeCI66XPy3p447E by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-28T21:55:01Z
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Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.Everyone: Okay.Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.
(DIR) Post #AYANsI9jCA4mG7R05o by sebulon@mastodon.social
2023-07-28T22:08:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts This perticular void is still free 😉
(DIR) Post #AYAOHwSUUJpoUkRR5M by enderFP@mastodon.social
2023-07-28T22:13:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts This account is for low quality facts. This is a high quality fact. Please to retract this fact as it is fact.
(DIR) Post #AYAOpKnJ1sRVWk6Huy by teknomunk@apogee.polaris-1.work
2023-07-28T22:14:25Z
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Fine! We'll build out own void! With hookers and blackjack!
(DIR) Post #AYAPM8MiGDjoXHIlrE by KlingonHipster@mastodon.social
2023-07-28T22:25:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts some of these pay voids are pretty good though. for example, my void+ plan includes a ghostly echo for each scream
(DIR) Post #AYAPXTxCKrdIg0mKpM by Rana@mastodon.nl
2023-07-28T22:27:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts @Radical_EgoCom this sounds like the type of thing you'd enjoy reading 😛
(DIR) Post #AYAPc88UsfnOSSHQQK by manuelcaeiro@mastodon.social
2023-07-28T22:28:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not all. We still have `dev/null`
(DIR) Post #AYAPr9uYYyQGJ6vS5Y by stevensrmiller@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-28T22:30:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is what catalyzed the French revolution, the Bolshevik revolution and, to an extent, the Chinese communist revolution. While elite aristocrats were toppled in all three, the general populace suffered as well, before gaining any real improvements in their personal qualities of life.I suspect we are headed for something similar, with similar prices for all of us to pay.
(DIR) Post #AYARqI0t9bTd3QbIp6 by SpaceLifeForm@infosec.exchange
2023-07-28T22:53:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your sarcasm is fading.
(DIR) Post #AYAS74eC6MrqWUzNTc by Ciela@mastodon.ie
2023-07-28T22:56:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts plus the extra scream adjustment costs.
(DIR) Post #AYAV7H3AHw5IqtSK6i by Mattstamatic@mastodon.social
2023-07-28T23:29:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts *People start screaming into pans*"Hey, wait, not like that!"*Screaming into pans is now illegal*
(DIR) Post #AYAZTvNDRmVQ6HtH0a by i664k@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T00:18:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts "it costs $100 dollars to scream into the void"
(DIR) Post #AYAaFeiof0yCM9knzM by pyrate@nicecrew.digital
2023-07-29T00:27:31.916814Z
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Then, one day, for no reason at all. PACKET STORM
(DIR) Post #AYAc3CDP1PCyNUFNCq by Ultraverified@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-29T00:47:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts Billionaires: "You need a permit to scream. If you are caught screaming without one, our secret police will give you something to scream about."
(DIR) Post #AYAefR0Qg6iFAAXY1Y by sdlizlifestyle@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T01:16:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂😂🤣
(DIR) Post #AYAfgPS42gVSaPUk6q by stacey_campbell@aus.social
2023-07-29T01:28:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYAiO4IwECjXeKAjZY by KatLS@ohai.social
2023-07-29T01:58:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🤣😖😬
(DIR) Post #AYAiWlF0TUqx8DThmC by NosirrahSec@infosec.exchange
2023-07-29T02:00:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts guillotines are free.
(DIR) Post #AYAihBZZQf8zh44FW4 by Econodel@aus.social
2023-07-29T02:02:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts @ben_hr Some people: We need a universal mindset, not a neoliberal one. Poltical/media class: *emits ear-shattering scream of existential rage*
(DIR) Post #AYAnOmP2lpwuBnBcbQ by LewisHarrington@mas.to
2023-07-29T02:54:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts Also:Everyone: hmm union organising seems to be going well via twitterBillionaires scared of unionisation in, for example, tesla: That's the end of that.
(DIR) Post #AYAoBwocqTTqfmb5e4 by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
2023-07-29T03:03:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts everyone: billionaires have left us with nothingbillionaires: look againthe void™
(DIR) Post #AYAoIfDUfyYK7NQpA8 by ellenor2000@mastodon.top
2023-07-29T03:04:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts The worst person I know just made a great point
(DIR) Post #AYAs8RzPOoJo11EFY8 by weaselx86@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T03:47:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness. -- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645
(DIR) Post #AYAvvKanzMiZ7uijYG by LazaroDTormes@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T04:30:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thanks god we are mortal!
(DIR) Post #AYB43kP6hpp983lzEm by retrohondajunki@mstdn.social
2023-07-29T06:01:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts ...out of spite. And they don't want people having nice things, which is why we can't have nice things.
(DIR) Post #AYB5ItieSEQsJkhdFQ by DrAlexandraK@med-mastodon.com
2023-07-29T06:15:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts I am blocking this account for absolute stupidity...wtf idiots
(DIR) Post #AYBBE1LzF35KGx9w4u by AnonsBeLike@mstdn.social
2023-07-29T07:21:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts i know a certain person who’s willing to make that a subscription (not me)
(DIR) Post #AYBGBjnG3giH0Ce6HA by si_irini@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T08:17:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂 so true, so damn true...
(DIR) Post #AYBJiI6ELR3uWtja3k by corycarson@infosec.exchange
2023-07-29T08:56:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts if you scream into the void loud enough, the diversion xylophone plays
(DIR) Post #AYBuIkICb6qGkB1408 by Kimcpen@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T15:46:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts is there a profit sharing plan if I agree to void ads on my screams?
(DIR) Post #AYCQ8gLHcvjo85hbxg by manuelcaeiro@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T21:43:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts I was not expecting that my previous short comment (about `dev\null`) would be such a success. So I decided to stretch it providing the link to this post: https://mcblg.pythonanywhere.com/post/30/on my almost dead blog, where the thing is more extensively explained.Wishes of good weekend and clear code.
(DIR) Post #AYCY6bDeVEHhIKeQ6a by GordonShumway@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T23:12:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Poor Bill that single handedly made an impact on the Ebola Crisis and Covid Pandemic.
(DIR) Post #AYEktNgnBPVRHuECyO by icedquinn@blob.cat
2023-07-31T00:45:35.830649Z
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@lowqualityfacts :blobcatburglar: illegal void screaming intensifies
(DIR) Post #AYEl4i81WyP9reMrse by strypey@mastodon.nzoss.nz
2023-07-31T00:47:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts> Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the voidBillionaires: we also bought Friedrich Nietzsche. So as well as the abyss gazing also into you, it now costs $20 a week to gaze long into the abyss.
(DIR) Post #AYG8bW4BtD627D9AB6 by sollat@masto.ai
2023-07-31T16:45:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is misfiled. It is a High Quality Fact./s :ablobgrin:
(DIR) Post #AYG9n4fPgcLKZ9dHHc by chairgirlhands@chaosfem.tw
2023-07-31T16:59:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts maybe we shouldn’t say okay
(DIR) Post #AZ4ejIkdfhBVUuEkJU by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-25T01:41:28Z
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@lowqualityfactsDo I need to say “not all billionaires”?
(DIR) Post #AZ4fsdG4tbo9ewxIFE by Merk_94@mastodon.social
2023-08-25T01:54:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's $100 monthly, by the way.However, building your own guillotine costs only one payment of approximately $1200 and, if properly utilized, can potentially cut the screaming-into-the-void fees down to roughly 0, ultimately making it a better financial decision overall.
(DIR) Post #AZ4fvEjOXlvESUuTnE by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
2023-08-25T01:54:52.836625Z
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@lowqualityfacts jokes on you, emerge www-apps/void
(DIR) Post #AZ4gkbqGNUt4u7cRBg by joncruz@mstdn.social
2023-08-25T02:04:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts SItVaaS?
(DIR) Post #AZ5RE5iYyWcVqs0tIe by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-25T10:44:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Everyone: Well, at least we can still breathe for free.Billionaires: Yeah, about that. We've now polluted all the atmosphere, and we sell clean air at $100 per gram.Everyone: Fuuuuuuuuuck!
(DIR) Post #AZ5XXmVogr97nrp7XE by vermicelli@mastodon.scot
2023-08-25T11:55:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts how much to fully leap in?
(DIR) Post #AZWDCJYm9p47hy5WMq by chriswadeevans@mstdn.social
2023-09-07T08:44:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts But you can have a blue tick.
(DIR) Post #AZWRxgarjdNQ7AY3Ps by lePetomaneAncien@fosstodon.org
2023-09-07T11:30:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts If you're willing to shop around, you can still find a reasonably priced abyss to stare into. Most only charge a modest fee to stare back.
(DIR) Post #AZZFSk287PDY5OReM4 by michelestrider@mastodon.social
2023-09-08T19:54:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Stop being upsettingly correct, Low Quality Facts
(DIR) Post #AZZFtKPrTFPgSEDs92 by caffeinatedgeek@thecanadian.social
2023-09-08T19:59:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts that is a high quality fact.
(DIR) Post #AZZGjksyIpn9beq0jQ by nuncio@mstdn.social
2023-09-08T20:08:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts More like they stole the void idea from some developer, sued him for using "their" idea, then charged everybody for screaming into their own voids which are all one and the same still-non-functional void because they didn't finish what the poor developer started. Now they sue the developer for not finishing.Bigger billionaires.
(DIR) Post #AZZIIsmT2akwBM6qem by stevelord@bladerunner.social
2023-09-08T20:26:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would like a refund as this fact is of too high quality for this account
(DIR) Post #AZaVUMd0RLeWR1Onsu by costrike@mastodon.social
2023-09-09T08:45:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts per scream
(DIR) Post #Abykq0hVuQaK6Uxafw by davidnjoku@mastodon.world
2023-11-19T22:57:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is going to be expensive @scream
(DIR) Post #Abykw6ShP1Kri0w640 by sadmac356@social.restless.systems
2023-11-19T22:59:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts and the void has multiple data leaks too
(DIR) Post #AbylYz1myZNrwjt9Lk by GruntyGinMan@mastodon.social
2023-11-19T23:05:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts "you know what will fix the environment? Paper straws and sorting your recycling!"*Takes off in private jet*
(DIR) Post #AbyoGFys1MJesxHl9k by jonahgibberish@kolektiva.social
2023-11-19T23:36:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts you can scream into the void within me for only $50.
(DIR) Post #AbyxVXLqcQiygsOU4m by dpflug@hachyderm.io
2023-11-20T01:19:46Z
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@lowqualityfactsFedi founders: Yeah, well.... We're going to go build our own void! With celebs! And furries! You know what— forget the celebs!@Homebrewandhacking
(DIR) Post #Abz46zC0fSlvTj25Ca by TanyaGKasim@mastodon.social
2023-11-20T02:33:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts It sounds like something Elon Musk and his fellow billionaires would say. 😖
(DIR) Post #AbzE1YQJlbLwY5m21g by faux_icing@typo.social
2023-11-20T04:24:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Ac3zxmAUIMlGS1TOQi by pancaitiff@dice.camp
2023-11-22T09:50:49Z
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@teknomunk Billionaire then pays $4bn for your void and bans independent hookers. (Corporate hookers paying for advertising remain surprisingly un-banned)
(DIR) Post #Ac3zxnCeRo5Pf1UdRQ by teknomunk@apogee.polaris-1.work
2023-11-22T11:40:39Z
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Okay.I'll take the $4B and use about $500 of it to build a new server for the new void, then turn to the billionaire and go: 🖕 :miku_smug: 🖕 I'm only interested in single-user instances/servers, and I'm fine if billionaires want to hand gobs of money to poorer people for fancy-looking nothing.