Post AYDPEfaDSNPiiTwEme by erwinrossen@mas.to
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 (DIR) Post #AYDNS4sCXYUV0acHKK by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2023-07-30T08:48:12Z
       
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       𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀.The wife came home from work with a stain across her tee shirt. She soaked it in Vanish, hoping the stain would come out, all to no avail. The sopping wet tee shirt was on the drainer.𝗠𝗲: "Shall I chuck this out then?"𝗪𝗶𝗳𝗲: "No, I want to dry it first before I put it in the bin. I want to hang it on the line"𝗠𝗲: "WHAT? Are you mad, woman? Just ring it out and put it in the bin; it's only going to be buried in the ground anyway!"Shoot me! Shoot me now.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYDPEfaDSNPiiTwEme by erwinrossen@mas.to
       2023-07-30T09:08:10Z
       
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       @dick_turpin I think the crazy stuff in this story is that you bin old clothes instead of recycling them.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYDZ5kdOJ2kJJloFGa by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2023-07-30T10:58:38Z
       
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       @erwinrossen It was oil; there was no way that could be recycled.
       
 (DIR) Post #AYDc2B906KEcEzaBl2 by dick_turpin@mastodon.org.uk
       2023-07-30T11:31:32Z
       
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       @neil Sounds like a lot of work for a cheap work tee shirt. What I want to know is, what was she doing lying on a machine? 😉 @erwinrossen