Post AY8sAzqm5WdfIOU6aW by jgamble@fosstodon.org
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(DIR) Post #AY8nWqIhm3JeHK98hU by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-28T03:46:49Z
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That makes sense.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AY8o9rBwOaEUKqaOUy by AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social
2023-07-28T03:53:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts "For All Mankind"
(DIR) Post #AY8oUwt2PsIq4znldA by richardknott@mastodon.social
2023-07-28T03:57:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts sounds like a threat! 😁
(DIR) Post #AY8oW7twwvPKWxn1ge by costrike@mastodon.social
2023-07-28T03:57:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Today?
(DIR) Post #AY8od7NLIrCSvVs77I by australopithecus@mastodon.social
2023-07-28T03:59:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts A low-quality descriptive fact, but a high-quality imperative statement
(DIR) Post #AY8phjZXKYvaVJLAVk by PastInPrint@mas.to
2023-07-28T04:11:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts that’s why I took the gig
(DIR) Post #AY8qXENCZZHmnh7u5I by rattlersix@ieji.de
2023-07-28T04:20:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts After they die or before?
(DIR) Post #AY8r8DS6xWfoew3haK by jeffc@mastodon.online
2023-07-28T04:27:11Z
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@lowqualityfactsMaybe later. Right now they're doing important stuff.
(DIR) Post #AY8sAzqm5WdfIOU6aW by jgamble@fosstodon.org
2023-07-28T04:38:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts It's a sound strategy. Every launch of ashes lessens the Earth's mass by that much, which in turn lowers the Earth's gravitational pull.So with every launch of ashes into space, the *next* launch gets that much easier.It's so simple...
(DIR) Post #AY90zwrfkNgCREi9Vw by aom@mstdn.party
2023-07-28T06:17:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts Not sustainable :blobcatreeeeeee:
(DIR) Post #AY93UuyyziQtUE1epk by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-07-28T06:45:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts That's as close as NASA's ever going to get to an environmental strategy.
(DIR) Post #AY9BQfTdV8O9s6qdPM by skelric@mastodon.online
2023-07-28T08:14:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Throws some light on those noctilucent clouds we hear about.
(DIR) Post #AY9PWUA1t0jLs3LT04 by justacalculator@mstdn.social
2023-07-28T10:52:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts As a former NASA employee who died in 1997, I can confirm.
(DIR) Post #AY9WP6bXlirmSrdv4C by RxBrad@mastodon.rxbrad.com
2023-07-28T12:09:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts "space" is what NASA employees call Mike from Accounting's backyard garden
(DIR) Post #AYAcCC214decPlD9vc by i664k@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T00:49:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts then what about the aliens who are exploring in the world of non-gravitational constant encountering the ashes and accidentally consuming them?
(DIR) Post #AYBdxMEvERjQnUGGtk by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
2023-07-29T12:43:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seems a bit of overkill. They end up being cremated twice when the rocket reenters the atmosphere. The should send them up as is and let the re-entry to do a single cremation...and then we all get to breath in that glorious and magical powdered human dust.
(DIR) Post #AZ3ltks4Ty607ugXPU by otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
2023-08-24T15:27:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Although the trajectory is still up to NASA...
(DIR) Post #AZ3luXCcmr3c1Yfd6u by nantucketebooks@fosstodon.org
2023-08-24T15:27:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Nobody Absolved from Space Ashes.
(DIR) Post #AZ3mQLu4KhXKFMAAbo by yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com
2023-08-24T15:32:53Z
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@lowqualityfacts Every two weeks I cremate a medical health professional and shoot their ashes into my arm. It keeps my cholesterol in check.
(DIR) Post #AZ3mTjmtzIa9BwQPaq by Crowjane@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-08-24T15:33:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts After they die, right?
(DIR) Post #AZ3mXKHkkNAVFuZBVA by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-08-24T15:34:13Z
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@lowqualityfactsActually, they’re cremated by the process of reentry. It’s traditional.
(DIR) Post #AZ3ng31OP2ZWGzdXI8 by skydog@sfba.social
2023-08-24T15:46:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts What a waste, when you could use the ashes to seed clouds.Nothing like a summer afternoon astronaut shower.
(DIR) Post #AZ3nnvOedT8kwSH0Ii by martinvermeer@fediscience.org
2023-08-24T15:48:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts There will be queues for the privilege.
(DIR) Post #AZ3nplF1MdAg1adv72 by tobyink@toots.toby.ink
2023-08-24T15:48:05Z
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@lowqualityfactsIs this after death?
(DIR) Post #AZ3ot0tzh4PjQ1vG40 by legalquilts@mstdn.party
2023-08-24T16:00:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts an incentive to go work there.
(DIR) Post #AZ3tfZOt8HlY87mXpo by deraven@mas.to
2023-08-24T16:54:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts … and precisely when depends on the results of their last performance review.
(DIR) Post #AZ4PomPTKXiDcLUTJI by Fly72@aus.social
2023-08-24T22:54:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts seems like a harsh condition of employment.
(DIR) Post #AZ4U7doLvLMcGfNSc4 by Hostuu@mastodon.social
2023-08-24T23:42:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Huh, the Federation musta inherited that NASA tradition.