Post AY3pGg1O2v9kQZSgDY by EchoTango5179@fosstodon.org
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(DIR) Post #AY3mC1r58pfypjjY80 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-25T17:38:14Z
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Harold, how are you doing today?(Please do not respond to poll unless you are my next-door neighbor Harold Jenkinson, but please boost to make sure Harold sees this.)
(DIR) Post #AY3mSw1y395Rgyt2au by kalisz79@pol.social
2023-07-25T17:41:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Harold asked me to vote, sorry.
(DIR) Post #AY3myo92u8qyV9Oaxs by adipoeserPursch@swiss-talk.net
2023-07-25T17:47:05Z
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Hey, Harold Jenkinson: you are asked! Please, be a good neighbor. 😊 @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AY3mzgmxjwrvyaUEgC by jrod3737@mstdn.social
2023-07-25T17:47:16Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can I reply if my basement door is also stuck?
(DIR) Post #AY3nQ3h9CKhoY1LB6u by segundoacto@paquita.masto.host
2023-07-25T17:51:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts now I'm worried about Harold.
(DIR) Post #AY3nlyr3sF87uJQmjw by callyral@universeodon.com
2023-07-25T17:56:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts i am not harold
(DIR) Post #AY3npv7pgLWfUz9cky by durrandon@northofthewall.social
2023-07-25T17:56:40Z
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@lowqualityfactsThis needs a just show t resumes option. i need to know how Harold is doing.
(DIR) Post #AY3o0rmiRV5IK7Uqbw by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-25T17:58:42Z
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@lowqualityfactsCounterpoint: Not boosting. If Harry’s not following you already, then he deserves to be stuck in the basement.
(DIR) Post #AY3okh1qlUGMHlQY88 by alantrapulionis@me.dm
2023-07-25T18:06:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts've never been more tempted to answer a poll
(DIR) Post #AY3pGg1O2v9kQZSgDY by EchoTango5179@fosstodon.org
2023-07-25T18:12:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm not Harold, either, but I'm planning on giving up voluntary bladder control for Lent. #lowqualitylifer
(DIR) Post #AY3pQEi4Rd3UcNz7wG by bruce@darkmoon.social
2023-07-25T18:14:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts You're not the boss of me! I do what I want.I'm doing well, by the way. Please ignore the sniffling and potato chip bag sounds. Thanks.
(DIR) Post #AY3pmGw8qTxptb4eWG by phi1997@mastodon.social
2023-07-25T18:18:26Z
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@lowqualityfactsHarold Jenkinson is the new Spartacus
(DIR) Post #AY3poh8kORAtk87pzc by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-07-25T18:18:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm Harold the 28th
(DIR) Post #AY3qcF1BDyRz0GDAhM by JudyOlo@universeodon.com
2023-07-25T18:27:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh, Harold, Harold. Wherefore art thou, Harold?
(DIR) Post #AY3qmHLDRS3h6WMxHc by a8e@mastodon.social
2023-07-25T18:29:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts How did neighbour Harold manage to submit 98 votes? Must be a total Mastodon addict to have so many accounts!
(DIR) Post #AY3rp3Mpx7amaW0xN2 by bdf2121cc3334b35b6ecda66e471@mastodon.social
2023-07-25T18:41:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts for Harold
(DIR) Post #AY3rswCYXLZBWQ3eIy by anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz
2023-07-25T18:42:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've just been informed I actually do not have a basement and I'm tugging at solid concrete, please be advised, your stuck basement door may actually be a mirage because you've done too much LSD
(DIR) Post #AY3szvPBzlzd29rdIW by kev@dragonscave.space
2023-07-25T18:54:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts @evilcookies98 Actually it's not the basement door, it's the microwave door and I can't heat up my freaking hot pocket.
(DIR) Post #AY3tVvna4IMLWKX7lA by diverge@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-07-25T19:00:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AY3whlGNMg2cBNKnx2 by Gonow32@mastodon.social
2023-07-25T19:36:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Will the real Harold Jenkinson please stand up?
(DIR) Post #AY40nCM0T7w1T3ofjs by Dfgggg@mastodon.social
2023-07-25T20:21:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts Please open the door. I have been in here for 4 whole days and my wife Joan wont let me out. She's been acting...strangely. She forces me too listen to music at 1kbps, watch Barney at 144p and to eat terrible food like brussel sprouts. The low quality is getting to me and I don't know how much more I can take. So, once again, if you are reading this, PLEASE SEND HELP.
(DIR) Post #AY40yqLc76cWgvBYMi by Nonbinussy@kinky.business
2023-07-25T20:23:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts 305 liars in here rn
(DIR) Post #AY45akl1kHQaAtP8xk by MichaelPorter@ottawa.place
2023-07-25T21:15:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts @ned I’m Harold Jenkinson, and so’s my wife!
(DIR) Post #AY48sbWr5yxqcyyn6e by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-07-25T21:52:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts <see alt text for explanation>
(DIR) Post #AY48uCvlWQiKuuOaB6 by wizardwarsof1439@mastodon.social
2023-07-25T21:52:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts I hope Harold is alright.
(DIR) Post #AY4AMS8efmTY96SNY8 by MissPixiePancake@mstdn.social
2023-07-25T22:09:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is Harold. Please bring me a nice bottle of wine and assorted cheeses.
(DIR) Post #AY4AiT5foY9LT8Ylua by Harold_Jenkinson@mstdn.social
2023-07-25T22:13:01Z
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@lowqualityfactswill somebody help me with that bloody door?
(DIR) Post #AY4BvxsOlRtofVLlbc by jasondotjson@cupoftea.social
2023-07-25T22:26:44Z
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Can't believe there's >400 people named Harold Jenkinson on Mastodon
(DIR) Post #AY4CKbkQAvQfHFMyJM by alistaircookie@mastodon.social
2023-07-25T22:31:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts do you or Harold have cookies to share?
(DIR) Post #AY4EtBAZBUkctEDARs by BrayingBoozehound@toot.community
2023-07-25T22:59:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts this is ridiculous. I am very pro-ridiculous.
(DIR) Post #AY4FFr6Fy6ixJ10Zvs by OneEyedAlien@universeodon.com
2023-07-25T23:03:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts My basement door is stuck but I'm doing well, thanks
(DIR) Post #AY4FiVVVKSBijcTorA by DocBohn@techhub.social
2023-07-25T23:09:05Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oops, sorry. I thought you said Jerold Hendrickson.
(DIR) Post #AY4JwZRNttAanzVxDs by arose62@aus.social
2023-07-25T23:56:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Low quality facts is right!It's "Harald", not Harold.It's "Jonkensonson", not Jenkinson.It's a burial mound, not a basement.The "door" is not "stuck" - I put a burning longship in front of it to try to stop you sneaking in and playing with my axes!!
(DIR) Post #AY4N5tNXRNdx6uqsW8 by theteapixie@mstdn.ca
2023-07-26T00:31:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts We must all protest against #Haroldjenkinson.He has figured out how to vote multiple times on Mastodon.http://www.clipartbest.com/cliparts/Kcn/EkB/KcnEkBKcq.png
(DIR) Post #AY4VkEy9O0HRHyj9l2 by SushiUmbrella@pnw.zone
2023-07-26T02:07:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts It appears that several of us did not follow your very clear instructions re who is allowed to vote in this poll.
(DIR) Post #AY4XEzVd13boGuc5Eu by callisto@disabled.social
2023-07-26T02:25:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm Batman. You'll never know whether I'm Harold, or not. But I did answer your poll, so there's a clue.
(DIR) Post #AY4dBw75mguIb23zLE by DeltaWye@mstdn.social
2023-07-26T03:32:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts I misread the instructions, I’m sorry…
(DIR) Post #AY5kbq63fcvWInq1gW by courtcan@mastodon.social
2023-07-26T16:29:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts This is Patrick!
(DIR) Post #AY5mRcx7sujuY6v0k4 by adipoeserPursch@swiss-talk.net
2023-07-26T16:50:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts: he is hopefully alive still? 🤔
(DIR) Post #AY5opx5EtFKbqHRL72 by researchbuzz@researchbuzz.masto.host
2023-07-26T17:17:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts assuming Harold's Masto address is something like @harold@Amontillado.social
(DIR) Post #AY5s6OOLQVCN25uJuK by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-26T17:53:55Z
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@lowqualityfactsApparently, hundreds of people don’t know how to follow instructions because they voted in the poll even though no more than one of them can be Harry.
(DIR) Post #AY5yNKFweeb2r3R6g4 by Kimcpen@mastodon.social
2023-07-26T19:04:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts Lot of Harold Jenkinson, the next-door neighbor, on Mastodon
(DIR) Post #AYzYdKmXdazyXi6Aj2 by philleu@mastodon.social
2023-08-22T14:39:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Seriously. Did Harald ever give you an answer?
(DIR) Post #AYzaBcLgvkn4pFS1ia by flakyfred@mastodon.online
2023-08-22T14:57:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts I had to vote as you are obviously not listening to the poor bugger, he's been stuck in that basement for over a month now. Check the basement you fool.
(DIR) Post #AYzyiyBn9CXf1CFzk0 by laragh@mastodon.online
2023-08-22T19:31:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts how can you close this poll when Harold may still not be okay? Or did I miss something.
(DIR) Post #AZMtp3nNBawd0XzxoG by GoatRoper@mastodon.social
2023-09-02T20:55:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hope he saw this.