Post AXvjuPxGuRIEE7kkZE by Andres4NY@social.ridetrans.it
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(DIR) Post #AXvUZeOiWBNPctEJJQ by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
2023-07-21T17:41:11Z
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Responding to the "Start every phone call by saying 'My phone's about to run out of battery' so you can end the call whenever you want" meme by proposing a cryptographically verifiable remote attestation protocol for battery state
(DIR) Post #AXvUt6WCBrwWLK0JP6 by corry@mastodon.sharpletters.net
2023-07-21T17:44:54Z
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@mjg59 request an immediate switch to https://apps.apple.com/us/app/die-with-friends-rip/id1434798326
(DIR) Post #AXvbn0turWZwrX8rfE by pavel@mastodon.arch-linux.cz
2023-07-21T19:01:54Z
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@mjg59 Calm down, Satan
(DIR) Post #AXveVyH9fYEHezZpgG by gnomicutterance@hachyderm.io
2023-07-21T19:32:56Z
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@mjg59 this is the true epic shitpost and I am here for it.
(DIR) Post #AXvecaaq7PaeElwLHk by mansr@society.oftrolls.com
2023-07-21T19:35:47Z
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@mjg59 Install a couple of diodes in series with the battery.
(DIR) Post #AXvfASyAyA2YRH0dDE by wilbr@glitch.social
2023-07-21T19:40:15Z
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@mjg59 okay cop lol
(DIR) Post #AXvjuPxGuRIEE7kkZE by Andres4NY@social.ridetrans.it
2023-07-21T20:33:12Z
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@mjg59 Finding an exploit in your key-handling library to ensure that we can keep our calls short.
(DIR) Post #AXvkCXgSubi7PUXCQC by mjg59@nondeterministic.computer
2023-07-21T20:36:46Z
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@Andres4NY curses
(DIR) Post #AXvsoUwOMHrVXXars8 by mikecarden@aus.social
2023-07-21T22:12:41Z
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@mjg59 I miss the old days when you could say, “Sorry, what was that?” then pop the battery off the back of the phone.
(DIR) Post #AXvuNGXM0GvexO1ar2 by JStatePost@newsie.social
2023-07-21T22:30:40Z
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@mjg59 🥥 Your suggestion is acceptable. 🥥
(DIR) Post #AXvwW4Ir3dpVWqZHQ8 by stuartl@mastodon.longlandclan.id.au
2023-07-21T22:53:52Z
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@mjg59 How about… the non-replaceable battery in my phone is 8 years old and barely runs the phone in stand-by mode for more than 6 hours.
(DIR) Post #AXwBCyLOUIuarE6lDE by chrisisgr8@tech.lgbt
2023-07-22T01:39:17Z
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@mjg59 that's some zuckerberg thinking right there
(DIR) Post #AXwFwZoWQF7DuqjYK8 by marmar22@techhub.social
2023-07-22T02:32:14Z
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@mjg59 you underestimate how low some people would discharge their phone before charging it back. Have you seen those screenshots with 4% battery.
(DIR) Post #AXwXAxi84MePJ1BlmC by NichKnach@kolektiva.social
2023-07-22T05:45:07Z
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@mjg59 Gotta make it so people stop being cowards about their boundaries
(DIR) Post #AXxpxJMKsPa0gF9wVk by lebout2canap@mastodon.tedomum.net
2023-07-22T20:50:45Z
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@mjg59 Crowley approves this toot.