Post AXtoGkI5zbnLAWTYSO by geekyonion@onionslices.social
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 (DIR) Post #AXBT4OY2lyUsZLFhYW by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-06-29T12:49:35Z
       
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       Genius.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AXBTGsTBLoVOqOvkR6 by Ciela@mastodon.ie
       2023-06-29T12:51:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I told them to do it, seems like they listened to my advice
       
 (DIR) Post #AXBTJMc2Ff5iuSFzcG by benfrog@mstdn.social
       2023-06-29T12:52:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I'm trying to put together a "stoned and high" joke here, but it's a little early in the day.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXBTWFBPBZXddEwVXM by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-06-29T12:54:38Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsThis is a lie; they used hydrogen.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXBTZT7PpVBdimc95M by fkamiah17@toot.wales
       2023-06-29T12:55:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Shame they were tombs then really - I bet it wouldn't have done much for a Pharaoh's authority to speak in a helium voice.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXBjSrmFLkpjRDaPhY by Retreival9096@tech.lgbt
       2023-06-29T15:53:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That's why it took so much rope ...
       
 (DIR) Post #AXtoGkI5zbnLAWTYSO by geekyonion@onionslices.social
       2023-07-20T22:14:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That's why they look so run-down and beat up now. The helium got into all the rock pores, and made it fracture. The engineering tradeoffs of using helium are real!
       
 (DIR) Post #AXtprxzi6eV0L1Bjua by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-07-20T22:32:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsNo, that’s nonsense. The Egyptians used hydrogen, which was easily extracted from the water, to float those stones into place. It is known.What led them to give up on this technology was a Hindenburg-like incident in which an entire pyramid was blown to smithereens when some idiot smoked nearby.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXtzlqp4r8AptrwB1s by jeffc@mastodon.online
       2023-07-21T00:23:19Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts  Do not use this construction method in your pharaonic tomb.Stones may deflate as the helium leaks out:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bent_Pyramid#/media/File:Bent_Pyramid_曲折金字塔_-_panoramio.jpg or blow away in strong desert winds:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramid_of_Djoser#/media/File:Saqqara_pyramid_ver_2.jpgIn fact, the ancient Egyptians themselves abandoned this technique when they learned it causes mummies to growl and moan in high, squeaky voices which are ineffective at frightening tomb robbers.