Post AXiRf4aAphFxGhMzuy by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
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 (DIR) Post #AXiRf4aAphFxGhMzuy by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
       2023-07-15T09:29:10Z
       
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       JERRY: Man, Twitter has really gone down the tubesKRAMER: Twitter? Come on man, how are you still on the bird site? I keep telling you Jerry, you have GOT to join Mastodon!JERRY: Eh. Mastodon? Who's on Mastodon?KRAMER: Oh, people, Jerry! People who-JERRY: Well, there's the problem. People.GEORGE: I want a social network with NO PEOPLE!ELAINE: You mean like BlueSky?GEORGE: Eh. There are still too many people on that.JERRY: That's where they made their big mistake. They actually sent out invite codes.GEORGE: I'm launching my OWN network.JERRY: Disgracebook?ELAINE: Bitter?GEORGE: No! COSTANZAGRAM! You have NO FRIENDS, you see NOTHING and you do NOTHING, you only have ONE reaction, and it's DISLIKE!JERRY: A social NOT-work!ELAINE: So how do you join?GEORGE: NOBODY JOINS! EVERYBODY IS ALREADY THERE! Just, no one can ever leave.JERRY: An inescapable loop of boredom and despair. How will you market it?GEORGE: 'Finally an online experience just like real life'
       
 (DIR) Post #AXitDIMenOJScXafqK by jbowen@mast.hpc.social
       2023-07-15T15:48:03Z
       
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       @lauraamalasunta I'd join Bitter
       
 (DIR) Post #AXscLl0PMyeyE1rkAq by strypey@mastodon.nzoss.nz
       2023-07-20T08:26:10Z
       
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       @lauraamalasunta🤔😄😂🤣Gold.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXsicLYRqevvwF572W by Moon@shitposter.club
       2023-07-20T09:36:26.558572Z
       
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       @lauraamalasunta festivus.us air your grievances