Posts by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
(DIR) Post #AU5SJQXBCHUe5a1iiG by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-03-27T09:39:10Z
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Having talked about vulvas with women cis and trans, my conclusion is the main difference is that cis women think they just have weird vulvas whereas trans women think their surgeons goofedIt's almost as if everyone's different down there and trying to taxonomise who's a 'real woman' from the appearance of their vulva is harmful for everyone and sets back the whole cause of feminist body positivity
(DIR) Post #AUMCGyP9XtglUqk2fw by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-04-05T08:41:31Z
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You can tell trans women are women because of how many people will believe anyone rather than us when it comes to talking about our bodies
(DIR) Post #AUm5vEQ2Hkkjdhs4dU by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-04-17T13:03:40Z
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I'll never escape this tweet of mine 😅 Now seen on the PinkNews Instagram...
(DIR) Post #AV0i0TLgijOBrYCcQy by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-03-06T08:59:19Z
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Trans woman: Oh hey, a new follower (checks bio)Bio: Ich am ycleped Geffray, ich am a gode and honneste mon lukynge for lufe and funne tymes with a transe wyffeTrans woman: Oh god, not another Chaucer 🙄
(DIR) Post #AV7OzwuslUVeFkQ9oG by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-04-25T07:02:32Z
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Right-winger: The West has grown decadent! We must return to our roots. To an age when men were MEN. A time unsullied by LGBT i-Me: And when was that?Right-winger: Ancient GreeceMe:Right-winger: (sets profile pic to statue known as 'The Twinky Alexander of the Cute Butt')
(DIR) Post #AVCpUCAyAF54ripPVI by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-05-01T08:37:36Z
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'The public will be asked to swear allegiance to King Charles'Saxons: oh shit here we go again
(DIR) Post #AWJec6bWxVaq0xhZjs by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-06-03T07:39:39Z
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I want a custom pride flag that is a tricolore in trans colours, light blue-white-pink vertical bars, with in the centre the legend:RÉPUBLIQUE TRANSAISELIBERTÉÉGALITÉHRT
(DIR) Post #AWNhOhqEnA0pwbisiG by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-06-05T12:22:14Z
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💪 YOU! ALPHA MALE! 👉Are YOU ready for the ULTIMATE CHALLENGE for your MIND and BODY?Are YOU ready to tell SOCIETY to GET FUCKED, and UNLEASH YOUR TRUE SELF?Are YOU ready to make yourself FIGHT TEN TIMES AS HARD for everything in life?Then... transition to being a woman
(DIR) Post #AWnMTwaRW0WB3wx1Fo by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-06-13T13:42:39Z
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Ancient Roman dress sizes were ridiculous. I mean, a 40 was XL?
(DIR) Post #AXgAgYjs6uO1Y86pn6 by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-07-14T07:23:14Z
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Transphobes: oh so you just say you 'identify' as a woman and that makes you one?Me: uh no I've never used that phrase and I don't really like it, being trans and transition is way more complica-Transphobes: OH SO WHAT IF I WANT TO IDENTIFY AS AN ATTACK HELICOPTERMe: that's-Transhobes: NOW BECAUSE OF YOU TRANSGENDERS THERE ARE MILLIONS OF KIDS WHO 'IDENTIFY' AS CATS IN SCHOOLSMe: there really aren'tTransphobes: THE SCHOOLS HAVE TO GIVE THEM LITTERBOXES! YOU CAN'T MAKE IT UP!Me: except you literally just made that up
(DIR) Post #AXiRf4aAphFxGhMzuy by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-07-15T09:29:10Z
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JERRY: Man, Twitter has really gone down the tubesKRAMER: Twitter? Come on man, how are you still on the bird site? I keep telling you Jerry, you have GOT to join Mastodon!JERRY: Eh. Mastodon? Who's on Mastodon?KRAMER: Oh, people, Jerry! People who-JERRY: Well, there's the problem. People.GEORGE: I want a social network with NO PEOPLE!ELAINE: You mean like BlueSky?GEORGE: Eh. There are still too many people on that.JERRY: That's where they made their big mistake. They actually sent out invite codes.GEORGE: I'm launching my OWN network.JERRY: Disgracebook?ELAINE: Bitter?GEORGE: No! COSTANZAGRAM! You have NO FRIENDS, you see NOTHING and you do NOTHING, you only have ONE reaction, and it's DISLIKE!JERRY: A social NOT-work!ELAINE: So how do you join?GEORGE: NOBODY JOINS! EVERYBODY IS ALREADY THERE! Just, no one can ever leave.JERRY: An inescapable loop of boredom and despair. How will you market it?GEORGE: 'Finally an online experience just like real life'
(DIR) Post #AXzKU6WKp60KCWLiUq by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-07-23T10:13:15Z
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Conservatives: 'I don't remember anyone in school before 2000 telling me they were trans!'Me in school before 2000: 'I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Haha joke! I am though. Joke! Not a joke. Joke! I want a sex change operation! Haha that was another joke! But not. Joke!'
(DIR) Post #AY027wwS9U8o6aoPPU by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-07-23T21:15:11Z
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Going to title my anti-AI take 'AI AI AI, no me gusta'
(DIR) Post #AY4UyVSclfsOXKDhJ2 by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-07-25T19:21:57Z
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Me: Congratulations, you passed your PhDCandidate: Wow, you liked my dissertation?Me: Well to be honest that thing was pretty fucking long so I thought I'd just pass you to spare myself the trouble of reading itCandidate: But... Am I still a Dr?Me: You're a tl;Dr
(DIR) Post #AYQizIdzlDQS9TV3Lc by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-08-05T16:47:15Z
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Nobody:Cyclops: AAAARRRGHH MY EYE
(DIR) Post #AYsH9iGogZm7NLpVGC by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-08-18T21:45:22Z
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Be the reason people say 'well that was pretty gay'
(DIR) Post #AYsua6PPSSC9yvQJLU by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-08-19T08:07:13Z
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Trans women have a biological advantage at chess because we know how to go a long distance as a vulnerable little piece that everyone is always threatening in order to become a queen
(DIR) Post #AYt8CBp54l5BBIvGV6 by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-08-08T15:31:04Z
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'What should we call the restaurant?''mmmfffnnmm''Oh sorry, you're still chewing''Mm safd, MPSTEOS''Mpsteos?''mmmf'
(DIR) Post #AZ7IeUaOcy53Elcxea by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-08-26T07:04:56Z
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'The gays in ancient Rome?' I think you mean the LGBTSPQR+ community
(DIR) Post #AZOKZJAIBsLNJzOaES by lauraamalasunta@strangeobject.space
2023-09-03T13:07:46Z
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Anyone know if just deleting my Twitter account is enough, or will they still retain my posts somewhere? Do I have to reactivate my account and delete everything?