Post AXaf4dJ8bgHQLVEy0m by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AXaf4dJ8bgHQLVEy0m by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-11T16:31:54Z
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That's fair.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXafLdQhPGb3eAst84 by dorzig@mastodon.social
2023-07-11T16:34:55Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well that takes a load off my mind. I can finally unload my trunk.
(DIR) Post #AXafpa2SZvbXokpFfE by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
2023-07-11T16:40:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just imagine if murder was legal and, more importantly, free of any lawsuits.
(DIR) Post #AXahgw0zhY1dHJ94KG by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-11T17:01:13Z
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@lowqualityfactsThat’s called the statute of limitations, and it’s why I can openly brag about assassinating JFK without worrying about anyoHi, this is totally me, TruthSandwich, and not a shadowy operative who just killed them.I have to go now. For a while. You won’t see me again, but I’m just fine, not dead at all. Trust me.
(DIR) Post #AXajKwtZwnIXXvJxOi by partiallystochastic@mastodon.social
2023-07-11T17:19:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts And if the judge is more than 15 minutes late to the trial, the defendant and jury are legally allowed to leave.
(DIR) Post #AXakYdwLJt0WlVhvl2 by Urethramancer@toot.cat
2023-07-11T17:33:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm always worried that my dreams about burying someone under a house as it was constructed weren't just dreams, but I guess now I can breathe a sigh of relief.
(DIR) Post #AXakiEBRw62HmNLNlw by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
2023-07-11T17:35:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts it goes back to old English common law tradition as often shouted by medieval defense barristers; if the body is cold the murder is too old!
(DIR) Post #AXas9S1xGFgSDqpa5o by jmjohnson@mindly.social
2023-07-11T18:58:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts they can’t arrest a husband and wife for the same crime *wink*
(DIR) Post #AXbZj2BH8vWIVNP8Ai by samitruant@mastodon.social
2023-07-12T03:06:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts cops can't do their job in time, then there was no crime
(DIR) Post #AXbmz9f6OYSFkENAi8 by mdwalters@furry.engineer
2023-07-12T05:35:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts what kind of a law is that
(DIR) Post #AYOb3qCDljoXQ8F9Jw by chemoelectric@masto.ai
2023-08-04T18:42:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh, yeah, however, it becomes Femturder, which is even worse.
(DIR) Post #AYOb9WgBFEvmcyy2t6 by tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2023-08-04T18:43:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts Well, I mean the bodies will be cold. Can't figure anything out from a cold body. Duh.
(DIR) Post #AYObfF629Zm3MUBS8O by alexshendi@rollenspiel.social
2023-08-04T18:49:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Why would you sacrifice an unoccupied outlet to charge a murderer? These are scarce resources!
(DIR) Post #AYObrRK0We9akkXHsG by Saposcat@mendeddrum.org
2023-08-04T18:51:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's inscribed in small print on the statue of limitations, which can be found in all courtrooms, often in miniature form.
(DIR) Post #AYOcE2JlehPZriCNVY by EyeDot@mstdn.social
2023-08-04T18:55:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts This gives an incentive to the detectives to solve the crime quickly.
(DIR) Post #AYOcazkDOD5YXoW5nE by freepeoplesfreepress@qoto.org
2023-08-04T18:59:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Only if the murder is a Martian! Sincerely, Katherine Tate, Managing Editor, #FreePeoplesFreePress News
(DIR) Post #AYOcd3RAd9uUZoagsa by jkibble@mastodon.social
2023-08-04T18:59:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts I don't much care for #USA centric facts without at least tagging them
(DIR) Post #AYOdEvygoRrYRiKc6q by GordonIsenburg@mastodon.social
2023-08-04T19:06:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think the time scale is actually a lot lower when it comes to social media heads.With the attention span of a Goldfish, I just click away for about 130 seconds, and everything is reset in my brain, all is new again.
(DIR) Post #AYOiDHB5WJldO89x2W by Oddel@social.cologne
2023-08-04T20:02:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts.... the same sentence.Instead ten life times the murderer will get only nine.
(DIR) Post #AYOj4HY4s8dlt0Bi5I by johnflomax@mastodonapp.uk
2023-08-04T20:12:10Z
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@lowqualityfactsJust goes straight to the guillotine!
(DIR) Post #AYQ4wHmGWuQaQeNOXQ by Adeline_phenatypicals@mastodon.social
2023-08-05T11:51:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts Oh thank Christ!... wait how many days has it been? Wednsday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday...doh!!!