Post AXJ7VKiMUSpGlsCKGm by m0xee@social.librem.one
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(DIR) Post #AXHwdp0USF7wNsYvqK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-02T15:49:08Z
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Since many of you have recently fled Twitter, I'd like to introduce my Patreon. It's a lot like paying for Twitter Blue, in that it's functionally useless, but it's only 1/8 of the price. And instead of your money going to a grossly incompetent billionaire, it supports my two amazing cats, Fishy and Ruby. Unlike a certain someone, they are not transpohic, do not create faulty exploding rockets, and they most certainly do not kill chimpanzees with experimental brain chips.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AXHx7tWAFQ1H3tiY08 by AlCreed@mastodon.social
2023-07-02T15:54:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fishy and Ruby are WONDERFUL!
(DIR) Post #AXHxMElU33VB0qipns by ohiorob@mastodon.world
2023-07-02T15:56:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Important addition: And they will not speed out of control almost to the point of takeoff before killing you (and maybe others) in a fiery car crash fueled by several hundred pounds of lithium iron phosphate battery electrolyte, which cannot be extinguished with water.😂 (but not really...)
(DIR) Post #AXHxgLy0yrTH8pAwxk by MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
2023-07-02T16:00:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts And unlike that certain someone, they get their likes and retweets from real people, not bots. Yay Fishy and Ruby!
(DIR) Post #AXHy1EveLM2tOV1qZE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-02T16:04:38Z
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@AlCreed Haha thank you! They're my favorites.
(DIR) Post #AXHy8ZyCVlRIgAioDI by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2023-07-02T16:05:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I've got to admit, I do think cats would attempt the last two if they could.But I'd still rather money go to them.
(DIR) Post #AXHyYfpHMRgqN2zWwS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-02T16:10:40Z
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@monsoonrains Ruby is very innocent, but to be honest I wouldn't put it past Fishy.
(DIR) Post #AXHygax3MueVZLPAjA by WecanbeGyros@mstdn.social
2023-07-02T16:11:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts cuteness psyop 3000 engage
(DIR) Post #AXHytddWhGj5f3UV6m by AlCreed@mastodon.social
2023-07-02T16:13:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm a sucker for a grey tuxedo cat.
(DIR) Post #AXHz90hNEd3lWxcWum by sentient_water@neurodifferent.me
2023-07-02T16:15:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Fair warning they do occasionally state high quality facts. Still as I understand it Low Quality Facts is an essential source of amino acids, so highly recommended.
(DIR) Post #AXHzP7cdGFr5dY5Lii by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-02T16:18:06Z
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@vivtek I swear that I will work night and day and the occasional dusk to bring down the quality as much as humanly possible.
(DIR) Post #AXI21be2HmlxfADiWu by maxiine@mas.to
2023-07-02T16:49:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts omg its my favorite meat tenderizer
(DIR) Post #AXI3U0o6QUDZlV2OtE by MsM_keepthefaith611@mastodon.social
2023-07-02T17:05:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts Love those eyes!
(DIR) Post #AXI5qvCpcJoSxiekwS by bonkers@nerdculture.de
2023-07-02T17:32:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts only because you're not letting them to
(DIR) Post #AXI6yx8iPaSdEK7mLY by laemmerbiss@digitalcourage.social
2023-07-02T17:45:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts Are you sure about the chimpanzees? They are cats, they experiment on other animals. Usually dogs, but we know about instances with humans, so ...
(DIR) Post #AXIEfYzukJVuUDH0CG by energiepirat@mastodon.social
2023-07-02T19:09:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts 🐱 😺 😸 😹 😻 😽
(DIR) Post #AXIPWTwbGRkbhdaxrE by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2023-07-02T21:12:48Z
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@lowqualityfacts Explains the name.
(DIR) Post #AXJ0JhawtdECZzEmLg by timgatewood@mastodon.world
2023-07-03T04:05:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts as they are cats, I'm sure they would kill a gorilla with exploding brain chips if they could. Just to ear the yummy brain meat, of course. 🤣I say this as a catdaddy to a clowder of 6. They're all wannabe murderers, which is only to be expected from avatars of Eris, goddess of chaos and whimsy. Or maybe yours are sweetness and light & wouldn't hurt a fly. Always possible. 😉
(DIR) Post #AXJ4PtlUxbyzsXNjpQ by EyalL@mastodon.social
2023-07-03T04:51:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts these are some high quality facts!
(DIR) Post #AXJ7VKiMUSpGlsCKGm by m0xee@social.librem.one
2023-07-03T05:25:41Z
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@laemmerbiss Sh-h🤫, they do it while @lowqualityfacts is asleep 😼
(DIR) Post #AXJIW44wvT2qxhJYiO by TomSwirly@toot.community
2023-07-03T07:29:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts Just chiming in to say that the few pennies I spend supporting these poorly-constructed facts are some of my best entertainment value.
(DIR) Post #AXJjcdJ7YcE6imIdCC by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-07-03T12:32:47Z
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@TomSwirly Thank you, your pennies mean the world to me.
(DIR) Post #AY4PPOZtrkyPHg3sUy by MeeMee@universeodon.com
2023-07-26T00:57:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Very handsome guys and all dressed up for dinner too! 🤗
(DIR) Post #AY4Qc6gnmqkPWQunL6 by Milky_Way@mastodon.social
2023-07-26T01:11:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts one more question, have they been accused of terrorisem?
(DIR) Post #AY4SIenJTXRlPhoWPo by Yeekasoose@mstdn.social
2023-07-26T01:30:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts They're very cute but they look like they would absolutely kill chimpanzees with experimental brain chips if they could.
(DIR) Post #AY4gE0agPOkEvLaGHI by speculater@toot.io
2023-07-26T04:06:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts I doubt your last point.
(DIR) Post #AY6uaIKUvK8bzASDtQ by gwit@mastodon.social
2023-07-27T05:56:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts You can't trick me. I see it in their eyes. They've killed a few chimpanzees in their time.