Post AXEXFgJO3Dpe8cuiHI by spherulitic@tech.lgbt
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 (DIR) Post #AXDtxMEe3laGRmy2c4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-06-30T17:00:16Z
       
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       As they should be.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AXDuYZ1zRpEwqbn0gC by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
       2023-06-30T17:07:00Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Blind umpires are permitted to use seeing eye dogs...
       
 (DIR) Post #AXDubtPW8MSevENhx2 by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
       2023-06-30T17:07:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts ...by an optometrist
       
 (DIR) Post #AXDullYCDD2jRN9HRg by CirinaTheUnwise@girlcock.club
       2023-06-30T17:09:21Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts we should stop testing drugs on umpires
       
 (DIR) Post #AXDvXg33yKSKHAQrtg by argentcorvid@mstdn.social
       2023-06-30T17:18:03Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts to see if they are using enough of the right ones?
       
 (DIR) Post #AXDvj3WB3LdwFcTZei by Saposcat@mendeddrum.org
       2023-06-30T17:20:01Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts just as a batter who gets a hit 30% of the time is considered exceptional, umpires are expected to get about 30% of their calls right. That's why testing for performance enhancing drugs is so important for the integrity of the game.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXDweWOwL1vUKxUbXk by johncarneyau@mastodon.social
       2023-06-30T17:30:29Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts it was inevitable. Apparently many professional baseball umpires aren’t smoking enough crack.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXDwrXN42mvn6pp09w by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
       2023-06-30T17:32:50Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This is why the british often react to bad calls with "is he taking the piss?"
       
 (DIR) Post #AXDy0zOfJWRMaedph2 by redeagle@fosstodon.org
       2023-06-30T17:45:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I hear if you get bit by one, you become an umpire as well.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXEXFgJO3Dpe8cuiHI by spherulitic@tech.lgbt
       2023-07-01T00:20:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts should be thrown out for using the sticky stuff
       
 (DIR) Post #AXEamRvGry26vjwyqO by TheCuznEd@mastodon.social
       2023-07-01T01:00:07Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts If they fail to show progressively increasing levels of intoxication, they’re removed by the middle of the 5th.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXxTz6S9dOMYExKXVg by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
       2023-07-22T16:46:00Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsAnd yet it doesn’t stop them from bumming steroids off the players.