Post AX4DTEdVnr1Rh7ugS0 by gdinwiddie@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #AX4C0GTvlMAX4A3OUK by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-06-25T21:08:43Z
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What else would you use them for?https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AX4C0InV9Z0oFRE3Gq by Realworldrj@masto.ai
2023-06-25T21:36:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts did richard gere invent pockets?
(DIR) Post #AX4CFuigRQKKCoPs9Y by Deifiler@mastodon.social
2023-06-25T21:14:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts The technology has progressed so far that in 1999 I was able to fit a small dog or a very cooperative cat in my pocket.
(DIR) Post #AX4CSjBscLSiDIBOtc by energiepirat@mastodon.social
2023-06-25T21:11:31Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought they are for thieves. If you like them leave some money inside, if not, open mouse-traps.
(DIR) Post #AX4CjORszL3Wo4cGlE by johnflomax@mastodonapp.uk
2023-06-25T21:34:33Z
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@lowqualityfactsLong legged trousers were invented to store ferrets!
(DIR) Post #AX4D08nORJ1NBMf6OW by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-06-25T21:27:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts I never understood why so many make pets of animals they will eventually serve with fingerling potatoes and gravy.
(DIR) Post #AX4DTEdVnr1Rh7ugS0 by gdinwiddie@mastodon.social
2023-06-25T21:15:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts For wild hamsters. Pet hamsters can ride on the shoulder.
(DIR) Post #AX4FQVCtw8OW7yI6N6 by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-06-25T21:55:45Z
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@lowqualityfactsActually, hamsters were designed as pockets.
(DIR) Post #AX4FovpCckcldBr4Ge by nazgul@infosec.exchange
2023-06-25T21:47:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts @peterdrake Back pockets were for gerbils.
(DIR) Post #AX4K9RZufuLPikjvl2 by a@twit.social
2023-06-25T21:15:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I guess I'm just old-school then
(DIR) Post #AX4L1xFZ8UPBaRDPIu by lucifargundam@qoto.org
2023-06-25T21:45:08Z
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@gdinwiddie @lowqualityfacts I thought hamsters were stored near the hamstrings...
(DIR) Post #AX4M05fgxEPr526ubQ by ke7yxz@mastodon.social
2023-06-25T21:17:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts Monsters come in a variety of shapes and sizes, including hamster-sized. This is why the Japanese knew about "pocket monsters" or Pokemon.
(DIR) Post #AX4N4HIXliQOFgqNIe by Ciela@mastodon.ie
2023-06-25T21:10:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts of course they are. I invented them.
(DIR) Post #AX4P48JnM59YJHUIrY by AutoVisionNews@mastodon.social
2023-06-25T21:09:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts hence why your phone never seems to fit, or always feels slightly uncomfortable.
(DIR) Post #AX4s5rMOH0tYxtsS0m by Island_Martha@epicure.social
2023-06-26T08:27:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Storing leprechauns?
(DIR) Post #AXpIKYI7dqy5qXmnaq by alexshendi@rollenspiel.social
2023-07-18T17:57:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can't read that well at all. Is that "pockets" or "packets"?
(DIR) Post #AXpIY5se4NhbmmKJVI by noondlyt@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T18:00:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts I kept my pet rats there.
(DIR) Post #AXpIaKwL38FR4U7j3g by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
2023-07-18T17:59:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts This proves Fishy can write some facts, too.
(DIR) Post #AXpIeOiYwgxjwjcHZY by passenger@kolektiva.social
2023-07-18T17:59:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts Is this what the tiny pocket inside the big pocket is for?
(DIR) Post #AXpIoevJY33x6STRkO by KanaMauna@sauropods.win
2023-07-18T18:03:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts Magic rings?
(DIR) Post #AXpIuVgenm1iC7PMnY by SteamingChuck@mstdn.social
2023-07-18T18:04:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm a heathen and keep ferrets in mine.
(DIR) Post #AXpKpViBTz7ujOrlVA by NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
2023-07-18T18:25:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Before the 1930s, women were not allowed to own hamsters so their clothing was made without pockets. It's disturbing how this remnant of patriarchy still influences fashion.
(DIR) Post #AXpLSOg5ZH1aD5QdSy by jblack@ieji.de
2023-07-18T18:32:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts that's just gerbalist
(DIR) Post #AXpMjFAPDQClgjq7LU by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-07-18T18:46:58Z
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@lowqualityfactsSpecifically, for miniature giant space hamsters.IYKYK
(DIR) Post #AXpPvnqCQK1SZ84JXs by anarchic_teapot@lingo.lol
2023-07-18T19:22:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts Minsc agrees https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Minsc
(DIR) Post #AXpXyiKs9DoLzeJZnE by PollyWaugh@universeodon.com
2023-07-18T20:53:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’ve been using them for kittens
(DIR) Post #AXpt5yTkcl5F7olrPM by mintyfresh@mastodon.social
2023-07-19T00:49:39Z
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@lowqualityfacts Gerbils. They were for gerbils.