Post AX3V76lHWH9ErEVnf6 by doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world
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 (DIR) Post #AX3V71LZeQc643RhOi by doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world
       2023-06-25T14:22:51Z
       
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       With zero authority I hereby issue a call for all your best jokes! I spent the majority of yesterday enraged by topics like killer cops, mental illness in America, racism (always racism) and reproductive rights. I need to temporarily put that aside and have a good laugh.So give me what you've got. And tag @MikeyMcFilms  😂
       
 (DIR) Post #AX3V72mYJbmuW14l5U by doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world
       2023-06-25T14:34:03Z
       
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       @MikeyMcFilms Nerd jokeA biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right. The statistician yells “We got ’em!”
       
 (DIR) Post #AX3V76ae9odoKFXJ5M by doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world
       2023-06-25T14:36:34Z
       
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       @MikeyMcFilms Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”
       
 (DIR) Post #AX3V76gfnPSgcwM7Tk by doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world
       2023-06-25T14:35:24Z
       
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       @MikeyMcFilms A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!” Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”
       
 (DIR) Post #AX3V76lHWH9ErEVnf6 by doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world
       2023-06-25T16:26:29Z
       
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       I'm overwhelmed with jokes! Thanks so much for sharing. I'll bet a few more trickle in throughout the day, so I'll check back later.Still trying to avoid news but there's some shit going down that I guess I need to know about it. BBL 💕@MikeyMcFilms
       
 (DIR) Post #AX3Vr1GYHhCl8N1xWi by Rhodium103@mastodon.social
       2023-06-25T15:15:46Z
       
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       @doctorjaymarie @MikeyMcFilmsLet's push this joke format to the nerd limit.Three logicians walk into a bar.The barman asks "Would you all like a drink?"The first logician says "I don't know".The second logician says "I don't know, either."The third says "Yes. Yes we would."
       
 (DIR) Post #AX3Vr2AYvS0Xw5EgpU by Rhodium103@mastodon.social
       2023-06-25T15:19:09Z
       
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       @doctorjaymarie @MikeyMcFilmsA tachyon asks for a drink.A proton walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman asks "are you sure?"The proton replies "Yes, I'm positive".A neutron walks into a bar. The barman pulls a pint and the neutron asks how much.The barman replies, "for you, sir, no charge."Later, a neutrino walks through the bar.A tachyon walks into a bar.