Post AWwJzzD6jm4joCD2dk by automaticorange@raru.re
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 (DIR) Post #AWpNkENPd4uX8m6dHs by dwarf@borg.social
       2023-06-18T21:06:20.544Z
       
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       Lmfao these biking brands have no chill
       
 (DIR) Post #AWq0ypNClmwa9MxafQ by edaroya@snug.moe
       2023-06-18T21:14:03.300Z
       
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       @dwarf@borg.social oh yeah, I remember seeing this when I was shopping around for bike stuff a while back... ​:elaina_what:​
       
 (DIR) Post #AWuB06fHk31wF6VO0O by automaticorange@raru.re
       2023-06-21T02:38:27Z
       
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       @edaroya @dwarf It gets worse; so, so much worse. LIFE PRO TIP: Do not use any Embrocation cream with capsaicin on freshly shaven legs. I did, once. I met God.They called me a idiot for a good two hours straight.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWuFD1RSs547cpSGtU by dwarf@borg.social
       2023-06-21T05:24:14.804Z
       
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       @automaticorange@raru.re @edaroya@snug.moe I'm kind of curious now but I'll regret asking surely
       
 (DIR) Post #AWwJzzD6jm4joCD2dk by automaticorange@raru.re
       2023-06-22T02:46:42Z
       
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       @dwarf @edaroya Embrocation: basically petroleum jelly with hot sauce in it. Helps with blood flow in the legs and keeping rain off you skin. Usually used in the spring/ fall when its too warm for tights but too cold to be truly bare legged. Also used under tights to help stay warm down to about -10c. Ever get hot sauce in a cut? same thing but now your whole legs. Fun on a bun. Now, the hairy jersy? I don't know, it found me, and I'm terrified.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWwK0xc0ALdh8mJllw by dwarf@borg.social
       2023-06-22T05:27:31.001Z
       
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       @automaticorange@raru.re @edaroya@snug.moe oh my lord