Post AWvciZGpdFiuPCOoDo by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
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 (DIR) Post #AWvaQMxsRiFT7RjBi4 by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-06-21T20:55:29Z
       
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       Please drive safe everyone.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AWvayvXOPZOeBsonS4 by 1dalm@deacon.social
       2023-06-21T21:01:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts This is only because the car wash spinning brushes are powered by hamsters. Car washes powered by other rodents, like possums or rabbits, do not have nearly as high a accident rate.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWvbmaxlBKyYrHppWS by geobeck@mastodon.online
       2023-06-21T21:08:42Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It only looks like the car has had an accident because it's dripping.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWvcSmaqKZ1f5lESzg by mois@mstdn.mx
       2023-06-21T21:17:35Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts And most of them are because they drown inside.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWvciZGpdFiuPCOoDo by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
       2023-06-21T21:20:55Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Most car accidents occur as car wishes.#ThatsWhatIRead
       
 (DIR) Post #AWvd2NJRnhTJ6v4Emu by beeoproblem@mastodon.gamedev.place
       2023-06-21T21:22:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that's why you need to take your car to the car bathroom regularly.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWvdOIVqKNsgauJpHk by australopithecus@mastodon.social
       2023-06-21T21:28:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts It's not exactly polite to call them accidents outloud, but yes, some 70% of unplanned car babies are conceived at the car wash.  We're all adults here, but please remember to wrap your car before having it washed.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWvjqnBWTwlxYWmiWG by Ukulele19@masto.ai
       2023-06-21T22:40:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts that's a good clean collision you got there.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXgoecJDrVGkD3Gypc by dorzig@mastodon.social
       2023-07-14T15:47:30Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Can confirm. I’ve had a lot of accidents during car washes. Its the sound of running water that does it, really.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXgsxvZuqL0bI5XpGC by wh0x3r@mastodon.social
       2023-07-14T16:35:46Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AXgvL29Mm8JIF2Gugq by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-07-14T17:02:25Z
       
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       @wh0x3r This isn't the first time Robert Downey Jr. has pointed a gun at me.