Posts by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
(DIR) Post #AaqtzDtcxmliFQK65I by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-10-17T06:10:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Airplane personal is allowed to use the emergency eject button if the onboard-meal served is chili with bean salad.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AatxMiwGb2hIWPKpgO by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-10-18T17:32:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Calculaters can be replaced by calcusooners.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #Aax2B6vEgREKfu0xBA by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-10-20T05:10:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts It takes three chips to make one chipotle.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #Ab1KE881ENYF5kQGhc by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-10-22T06:51:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts A defibrillator can essentially recharge a heart and make an organ sound as if it was played in a classic Frankenstein movie.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AbEbWLewkSbpbQKrMu by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-10-28T16:36:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts Migrants can be transmitted through kissing.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AbQ8fxYv45n8ClczU8 by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-11-03T06:10:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts Stooges play humans because it is the only way they know how to win elections.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AbYQwzo3KMe4WkeuhM by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-11-07T06:12:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts Arnold Schwarzenegger employed an entourage of humans to follow him everywhere to make him appear even more like a human in comparison.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AbdV8Vne5WLqXt0z0y by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-11-09T16:48:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts Your chances of getting divorced are reduced to zero if you put your hands over your ears and loudly go "Na-na-na-na-na-na-I-can't-hear-you!" in a continuous loop for the rest of your life.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AbdV8pAg4742cow93I by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-11-09T16:49:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts (getting divorced might be the preferrable option, though)
(DIR) Post #AbxPUQ8aMaVwQaWix6 by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-11-19T07:23:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts Potatoes and boysen (-berries) are the only vegetables that can mimic human spinach.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AbxPncMv713dreNyVc by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-11-19T07:27:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts Neil Armstrong didn't learn how to hitchhike until his latest trip to the moon.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AbzLBKC8DuLIzgkCoa by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-11-20T05:45:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts You can Cure by singhing The Lovecats 37 times.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #Ac3T2mBuLAr5TyujD6 by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-11-22T05:32:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts A magnitude 8.0 earthquake is powerful enough to shake, shake, shake, shake your booty.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AcMH578puXJnal433g by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-12-01T07:17:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait you've actually dedicated your time to criticizing an account that exists purely for fun for not being a source for valid information? Please rethink everything.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AcTI2mHnwJf8OLQccq by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-12-04T16:31:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Big Bang Theory hypnotizes the universe to create a God that has sex with a black hole.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #Acaim8KBhQ6bHvn8BE by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-12-08T06:33:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts People from Oregon are called Organ Utans.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AcmOuqP620437yTzou by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-12-13T21:47:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Humans could run twice as loud if they had 4 legs.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #Ad8aCCjEWNAOitip6m by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-12-24T14:37:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Limp Bizkit started out as Limp Drumkit, because their drummer was so bad.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AdGGxIkjUtFFCNHbyy by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-12-28T07:39:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts On average, parrots of newborn babies miss out on eight years of proper care until someone teaches the growing babies how to care for their animals.#ThatsWhatIRead
(DIR) Post #AdIHhwXAJRQEDN65mi by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
2023-12-29T06:57:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts In Los Angeles, you can be jailed for up to six months for smiling at a harmless person. #ThatsWhatIRead