Post AWihmDT0cXvvsJEDfU by baruch@babka.social
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(DIR) Post #ARuTD1y9ublTB84aFE by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-01-16T19:16:21Z
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Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:-don't believe in palindromes.-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a tragic mini golf accident.-think that cops should give you one chance to rock, paper, scissors your way out of a speeding ticket.-microdose bananas to keep your potassium levels stable.-constantly say sorry whenever you're walking just in case you bump into a ghost.
(DIR) Post #ASTUJTDbPWzivXNuMK by fagrology@pettingzoo.co
2023-02-08T16:07:51Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think we go to the same psychic
(DIR) Post #ASTUMg9Zm713ug20DA by monorailtimes@worldkey.io
2023-02-08T16:08:25Z
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@lowqualityfacts palindromes were made up by the elites to trick you
(DIR) Post #ASTUSToQZW0NNKuCEC by boop@jorts.horse
2023-02-08T16:09:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts *believe* is a big word. Let's say I *respect* palindromes.
(DIR) Post #ASTWs9odk0BknKNOwi by LauraJMG@wandering.shop
2023-02-08T16:36:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Actually, I do believe in palindromes. They just don’t believe in me…
(DIR) Post #ASTX8nSK7zXAMxs9RI by drinkswriter@mastodonapp.uk
2023-02-08T16:39:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Did you know that trivia is the most underrated source of green energy?
(DIR) Post #ASTdhc8EozX56pSlSi by sharpcdf@mastodon.social
2023-02-08T17:53:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts best 2 out of 3 for the rock paper scissors, right? Right????
(DIR) Post #ASUCNobkDunCPGYinY by casserolefood@mas.to
2023-02-09T00:21:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Stop looking into my soul please.
(DIR) Post #ATiaq6cLjXVrl60W12 by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-03-17T20:53:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts I eat bananas for the radiation: https://www.epa.gov/radtown/natural-radioactivity-food
(DIR) Post #ATib0Sx7XzapvQfAWW by LouisePryor@spore.social
2023-03-17T20:55:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts sorry, can't boost because I'm not weird enough for you 😊
(DIR) Post #ATibe1Uv2jZ2MJKmcy by darrelplant@mstdn.social
2023-03-17T21:02:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts Can any mini golf-related death actually be "tragic"? More like high-larious!
(DIR) Post #ATibhhyvXr2czP7y3U by cobweb@corteximplant.com
2023-03-17T21:03:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m all about macrodosing bananas because those things are good as hell
(DIR) Post #ATicUAirzQiQ1nj4j2 by difficultenglishexplained@mas.to
2023-03-17T21:12:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts I tried snorting bananas but it didn’t work out.
(DIR) Post #ATidxOiP932VmF0ZFY by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
2023-03-17T21:28:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts what if you have been collecting midget clowns all year to train as leprechauns to unleash on the St. Patricks Day pararade?
(DIR) Post #ATieBa9lP4D7JdZKQi by richardknott@mastodon.social
2023-03-17T21:07:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts I’m British, we say sorry to everything
(DIR) Post #AUHl6kSzYUz0Okhm0u by samweingamgee@fediscience.org
2023-04-03T20:03:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts"constantly say sorry whenever you're walking just in case you bump into a ghost."Well now I'm gonna. Thanks.
(DIR) Post #AUHlY6ZhSw5Amgt4vw by DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club
2023-04-03T20:08:36Z
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@lowqualityfacts Damn it, I was so close. The psychic I spoke to told me the mini golf accident would be celebrated around the world.
(DIR) Post #AUHlc77HOUIfceVOhk by wendinoakland@mastodon.social
2023-04-03T20:09:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts not boosting because palindromes make me laugh, but sending hearts ‘n’ flowers 🧡🪻💚🌷
(DIR) Post #AUHmTiY6wzEP49cFNI by mkholroyd@me.dm
2023-04-03T20:18:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts I only believe in palindromes when it's noon.
(DIR) Post #AUHo3LendkAURkIYfQ by cozymel@kolektiva.social
2023-04-03T20:36:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts re: the last item. Sounds very Canadian
(DIR) Post #AUHqpG7Ljrnp4fcqrw by rupertcutler@mindly.social
2023-04-03T21:07:45Z
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@lowqualityfacts indeed, drones should be dark in colour
(DIR) Post #AUHtpk5KcW7tsZbUvo by mr_eking@hachyderm.io
2023-04-03T21:41:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I tried to outsource some cleverness to Bing, but all it did was gaslight me. "Do you see it now?" lol
(DIR) Post #AUHulPa70fwz5IV3k8 by mkholroyd@me.dm
2023-04-03T21:51:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts I lied (sorry). I do believe in palindromes, all the time. I think they can do whatever they set their minds to. They have my full support.#advocacy for #palindromes
(DIR) Post #AUHx2NK0reEAuKBc48 by mkholroyd@me.dm
2023-04-03T22:17:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts So, I don't really fit this particular bill, but let's see:Whenever I see someone demonstrate the concept of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge by using a piece of paper to represent space-time and folding it in half and poking a pencil through it to indicate a wormhole, I get the undeniable urge to doodle images of Spider-Man all over the fabric of the universe.#isitjustme
(DIR) Post #AVLdIOfKS4uv6DH90K by adhdeanasl@beige.party
2023-05-05T14:44:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts The cops would be predictable because when not holding guns, their hands are always in fists
(DIR) Post #AVLdKxGKnCOmyjnvcW by wlewisiii@universeodon.com
2023-05-05T14:47:32Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dunno about rock scissors paper but I had a state trooper once ask me if I wanted a warning or a speeding ticket after he laughed at my bumper sticker (Bin Laden's dead - GM"s Alive - Obama 2012)
(DIR) Post #AVLeGZ5soCSUoiO1FQ by Skyjester@dice.camp
2023-05-05T14:57:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts No microdose here. My daily potassium pill is larger than a number of my toes.Sorry, my taco cat in a kayak just showed up in radar.
(DIR) Post #AVLevWGIF8PnuFmgTY by Caerfinon@mastodon.social
2023-05-05T15:05:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts "constantly saying sorry" is a feature of Canadian life. Ghosts not required.
(DIR) Post #AVLjNNJrU4Za63zX1s by PaulMurphy@home.social
2023-05-05T15:55:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts - What if you constantly count your upper teeth with your tongue?
(DIR) Post #AVLlK2yGsiya1lQw8e by thomas_klopf@mastodon.social
2023-05-05T16:17:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts I boosted, but I lied ;)
(DIR) Post #AVMRREzKnSPNOr2lJg by Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange
2023-05-06T00:08:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts What if I *macrodose* bananas to keep my potassium levels stable?
(DIR) Post #AVN9YfxvI3qh4vjsa8 by Soldusty@home.social
2023-05-06T08:23:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts This could explain the lack of a follow back.- Have witnessed palindromes. - If I was to die in a tragic mini golf accident it would already have happened. - This point about cops & rock, paper, scissors checks out. I fully concur. - Enjoying banana whilst it secretly gives you something healthy for your diet is a win, win I should partake of more often. Make it macro-dosing though.- Sorry, not enough spoons in the universe for me to ever do this.
(DIR) Post #AWicoo86mRgsOJruXQ by grumpasaurus@fosstodon.org
2023-06-15T14:52:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts https://youtu.be/JUQDzj6R3p4
(DIR) Post #AWicujgAEzzsKDcn4a by wariat@mastodon.social
2023-06-15T14:53:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts But is it AND or maybe OR list?
(DIR) Post #AWid5Zitb5TMdI4Scy by jaybaeta@mastodon.social
2023-06-15T14:55:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dangerous toot.I know someone who knew someone else who could see ghosts, and they said that the absolutely worst thing you could do is acknowledge a ghost. They're dead, they're grumpy, they inhabit an ethereal plane that is neither here nor there. The last thing they need is the not-yet-dead trying to talk to them. So be careful about trying to apologise to a ghost; you might invite a haunting.
(DIR) Post #AWifCSdUXrwOaUxELg by johnflomax@mastodonapp.uk
2023-06-15T15:18:54Z
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@lowqualityfactsDo you expect poltergeists to apologize for bumping into you?
(DIR) Post #AWiglS2YqroUpVvejo by mostlycloudyone@mastodon.social
2023-06-15T15:36:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts yesterday I was thinking that it was a real missed opportunity that the word for palindromes isn’t itself a palindrome.
(DIR) Post #AWihmDT0cXvvsJEDfU by baruch@babka.social
2023-06-15T15:47:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts You have to be careful when microdosing bananas because potassium is highly explosive when it contacts water.
(DIR) Post #AWij0w8FSAqwPT6JFI by mks_h@mstdn.social
2023-06-15T16:00:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts the fact that palindromes aren't real is written in the name itself. How would there exist a palindrome, if it isn't a palindrome itself. Dammit, I'm mad!
(DIR) Post #AY9pLUy78kXM00C45Q by kingbeauregard@c.im
2023-07-28T15:41:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts The right game is rock / dynamite / scissors. Dynamite is 1 finger; dynamite blows up rock but scissors cut its wick.
(DIR) Post #AY9pNkSkVKdKdGazdQ by mfierst@mstdn.social
2023-07-28T15:42:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts I came close to fulfilling the criteria, but alas, not quite. 😊
(DIR) Post #AY9qBm1ixmAbxjoDB2 by VaporRonin@mastodon.social
2023-07-28T15:51:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts Idk but.... OK. 🗿
(DIR) Post #AY9tkgOeBiQiUxruO8 by TexasCre8ive@mindly.social
2023-07-28T16:31:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Once, I wasn't paying attention and ran into a poletergeist.
(DIR) Post #AY9uBdVV2Tn3M6vTYu by cpm@spore.social
2023-07-28T16:36:07Z
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@lowqualityfactsbut i do *BELIEVE* in palindromeswhich is why: when they ask my name when ordering coffeeI always say "bob"even though it's a bald-faced lie.
(DIR) Post #AY9wiQUYeM5KSEFUCu by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
2023-07-28T17:04:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts dang, four out of five. So close. Can't boost, sorry. 🤷
(DIR) Post #AYA91bacoMs5pFzxPU by flakyfred@mastodon.online
2023-07-28T19:22:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can flip 12 beermats does that count ?
(DIR) Post #AYAn7FDmsy4KM6Yme0 by noyes@mastodon.online
2023-07-29T02:51:35Z
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@lowqualityfactsDiet soda is an excellent source of potassium.@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AYDOlNJmHrEHfcHT2O by htl@mastodon.social
2023-07-30T09:02:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts Thanks! I never considered the palindrome issue, but now I am a non-believer. Except I believe they exist in writing styles such as boustrophedon. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boustrophedon