Post AWOrXGd2X0fWqpEMOO by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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 (DIR) Post #AWOrXGd2X0fWqpEMOO by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-06-06T02:02:54Z
       
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       For an extra $200 Apple's new headset will taze you every time you blink.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWOrbaU6eKlPaj70fw by bazurk@social.lol
       2023-06-06T02:03:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Its not just any taze. Its an i-taze.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWOrgHFHbioVN1PmTI by Jimijamflimflam@mstdn.social
       2023-06-06T02:04:32Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That’s a steal for this company!
       
 (DIR) Post #AWOtsv0JoMl23xZSM4 by psychictides@jorts.horse
       2023-06-06T02:29:12Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts oh my god i love this finally the top shortage is over
       
 (DIR) Post #AWOxkHxzT49qURcefo by zuzuruz@mastodon.world
       2023-06-06T03:12:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AWP0J3t40TLirp1igS by indigoparadox@mastodon.social
       2023-06-06T03:41:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Oh now I need one.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWP1gOqAMvqqT1McF6 by amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com
       2023-06-06T03:56:33Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AWP3yI70K7LMihtmJk by ulrikkold@mastodon.social
       2023-06-06T04:22:14Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsShut up and take my money! Gimme two, when you're at it!
       
 (DIR) Post #AWP6EHj1jFfU3vRC1w by nattiegoogie@mstdn.io
       2023-06-06T04:47:25Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsLow quality.The extra $200/month charge is to get it to stop tasing you.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWP9InDurRGYlzj8SG by argonpanda@meow.social
       2023-06-06T05:21:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Okay but like would be perfect for keeping me focused
       
 (DIR) Post #AWPFlX5qVjrwrx2WMi by fkamiah17@toot.wales
       2023-06-06T06:34:22Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts The level of pant-wetting about this shite is so ridiculous.  "Oooh, this thing that doesn't matter can now be made to look  like Snoopy!!!"  "Ooooh, this other thing that doesn't matter has a new name!"  🙄😡
       
 (DIR) Post #AWPO9VMVOmS05Cm25Y by melissabeartrix@aus.social
       2023-06-06T08:08:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts $200 ... Is that a typo? ... Should it be more like $990 And apple fans would buy it with no issue at all Giggles.Hugz & xXx
       
 (DIR) Post #AWPeXLTFQMe7ceJjgu by ncrav@mas.to
       2023-06-06T11:11:57Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts "everytime you think"