Post AViTYSUPxKzFFjYkoC by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
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(DIR) Post #AViGhlBOWf7qQllaue by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-16T12:52:20Z
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This is good to know.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AViGpO1qUnXGw7w9CK by grumpasaurus@fosstodon.org
2023-05-16T12:53:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts wait a raw one or hard boiled
(DIR) Post #AViH4mft94Pria0b3o by PollyWaugh@universeodon.com
2023-05-16T12:56:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts What if you’re allergic to eggs?
(DIR) Post #AViH7Z509ChgQH555E by jstritch@mindly.social
2023-05-16T12:57:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Umm, you have egg on your face
(DIR) Post #AViHUaSlAebfNCAhjU by mikeylikestech@infosec.exchange
2023-05-16T13:01:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts It works best with an ostrich egg. A dozen qual eggs are equally as powerful.
(DIR) Post #AViHW3G9ahaqyRyQDY by C2Zero@aus.social
2023-05-16T13:01:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts you can quickly cure an egg by taping it to your forehead and standing outside overnight.
(DIR) Post #AViHl3O7OaYPiSqukS by That_One_Guy@mastodon.world
2023-05-16T13:04:08Z
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@lowqualityfactsThe old farmers I worked for always used the ether bottle on their tractors after too much whiskey the night before. I tried it once and damn near fell off the tractor.
(DIR) Post #AViJcw2x0Tp6XTCxma by sammy@dice.camp
2023-05-16T13:25:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts tapped too hard now I've got egg on my face because of the egg on my face. Thanks.
(DIR) Post #AViJkQt6jpFEDbBAUy by Vinayaka@troet.cafe
2023-05-16T13:26:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts For frequent reuse take a plaster egg!
(DIR) Post #AViK679CoShdMj30BU by GeoffWilbourn@mstdn.social
2023-05-16T13:30:21Z
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@lowqualityfacts or eating Lo Mein ....... or having a bloody mary
(DIR) Post #AViLANLecXYuiwSwvA by jabsonik@mstdn.social
2023-05-16T13:42:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts And if you nail ot to your forehead, it's even more effective.
(DIR) Post #AViLVKETOsf38q63Zg by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-05-16T13:46:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'll go for scrambled - I can use a hair net to keep it stable 😂
(DIR) Post #AViOljKOACmzTANTX6 by kim_harding@mastodon.scot
2023-05-16T14:22:41Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah, I use that one all the time... 🤣
(DIR) Post #AViSj3MlbYCuZ6T8uu by jargoggles@mstdn.social
2023-05-16T15:07:01Z
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@lowqualityfacts You misspelled "tapping."
(DIR) Post #AViTYSUPxKzFFjYkoC by TruthSandwich@qoto.org
2023-05-16T15:16:19Z
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@lowqualityfactsWhat kind of tape?
(DIR) Post #AWcf9DiTZ5AIbE8XOi by fkamiah17@toot.wales
2023-06-12T17:50:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think I'll stick to eating a litre of ice cream before bed.
(DIR) Post #AWciMwD5kUp4DngpAe by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2023-06-12T18:26:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait what type? Fertilized? Half fertilized? Snake? Human?
(DIR) Post #AWciQybslhCMp5D9WK by EDVARDS@musicians.today
2023-06-12T18:26:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts I never get hangovers because I tape a whole dozen to my forehead before I go out.And, I never need to carry a condom 🤪
(DIR) Post #AWcoPSHY4pIzzkMFrU by dzwiedziu@mastodon.social
2023-06-12T19:33:48Z
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@lowqualityfactsIs a vegan egg okay? :thonking: On second thought I don't drink…
(DIR) Post #AWcwOjeIow4JCYAW1o by wauz@mastodon.bayern
2023-06-12T21:03:23Z
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@lowqualityfactsIt only works, if you use staples