Post AVYmAYAN9bohSOthYG by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
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 (DIR) Post #AVYlFFWVnNOb8AviHQ by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-05-11T22:47:07Z
       
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       I nominate Stella Mudd (estranged wife of Harcourt Fenton Mudd) as the new #Twitter CEO.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYlaUps3mQ4hb7Gng by misterprotocol@mstdn.social
       2023-05-11T22:50:53Z
       
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       @lauren I, on the other hand, nominate Elim Garak.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYle0rrQDXiutiwAS by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-05-11T22:51:37Z
       
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       @misterprotocol Garak is too nice a guy to have to deal with Elon. Garak is arguably my favorite character from the entire franchise.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYljZ6HZbTgXF7JPE by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-05-11T22:52:34Z
       
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       @misterprotocol Also, Musk has already said it's a woman, so Garak doesn't qualify. BUZZ.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYlnpEvVdFxkVBwX2 by misterprotocol@mstdn.social
       2023-05-11T22:53:20Z
       
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       @lauren I can’t think of anyone who’d disagree. Certainly he’s my favorite.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYlv2dA7XF5J6y6ro by misterprotocol@mstdn.social
       2023-05-11T22:54:40Z
       
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       @lauren I still think Garak is the only guy I can think of who’s shifty enough to survive in the role.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYmAYAN9bohSOthYG by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-05-11T22:57:28Z
       
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       @misterprotocol Remember when he says all the stories he tells are true, especially the lies? That's a great line. I knew someone personally (who was an intel operative) who would tell me stories, and I was warned by someone else who knew him that about 50% of what he'd tell would be inaccurate to protect himself. But over time I realized that the more outrageous his stories, the more likely they were to be true, though it took many years in some cases for this to be clear.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYmIevtsc78lAzkKO by misterprotocol@mstdn.social
       2023-05-11T22:58:52Z
       
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       @lauren That wasn’t Gary Martins, by any chance…?
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYmUfNc2mLxcZgNoe by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-05-11T23:01:07Z
       
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       @misterprotocol Nope. Nothing to do with R. Though Gary was certainly an interesting character.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYmdNPOEKdKUSfQYa by misterprotocol@mstdn.social
       2023-05-11T23:01:58Z
       
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       @lauren No argument there.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYxgMw5Xi7rOBaiCO by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
       2023-05-12T01:06:22Z
       
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       @lauren “F-F-fuh-*five* *hundred*?”
       
 (DIR) Post #AVYyPTfpL42xJiUifo by lauren@mastodon.laurenweinstein.org
       2023-05-12T01:14:30Z
       
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       @Beltliner403 At a minimum.