Post AVSVZbKZB3I5m8yaMy by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
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(DIR) Post #AUgaLaoPozfaG3HR1k by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-15T19:30:51Z
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I have a foolproof plan to infiltrate and destroy Twitter. Please support my Patreon so I can aquire the necessary gear, which includes:-three oven mitts.-a tactical sombrero.-vocal chord surgery that will allow me to communicate with the reptiles.-an unspecified number of used marbles.-Eminem's butler.-an encyclopedia with all the big words crossed out.-Season five of the X-Files on DVD (blessed by the Pope).-Uma Thurman's stunt double's stunt double.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AUgaQpLFEERelh8EBE by Rairii@haqueers.com
2023-04-15T19:31:50Z
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@lowqualityfacts how are you defining big words in the context of crossing them out
(DIR) Post #AUgaSG51IlLhz9E1kO by aubilenon@escaperooms.social
2023-04-15T19:32:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts that’s just a stunt quadruple
(DIR) Post #AUgaUlR1hC3BoHiI4G by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-15T19:32:34Z
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@Rairii I'd probably cross out two or three of the words you just wrote.
(DIR) Post #AUgaeBxqQhIwhBYkIi by Rairii@haqueers.com
2023-04-15T19:34:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts so, cross it out if it's not allowed on Simple English Wikipedia?
(DIR) Post #AUgcYA46mEAKyck1VA by AVN@mastodon.coffee
2023-04-15T19:55:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts 😂
(DIR) Post #AUgdkbJFPRQau0JmK0 by Klingsor@social.vivaldi.net
2023-04-15T20:08:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Things that could have been said by Low Quality Facts and Elon Musk: "I have a foolproof plan to infiltrate and destroy Twitter."
(DIR) Post #AUggLHdvgvDYWybxdA by monsoonrains@mastodon.social
2023-04-15T20:37:37Z
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@lowqualityfacts Yeah I'm fucking sorry but which pope exactly?Discordian, Lizard Space or regular?
(DIR) Post #AUghoRRyPJyPIcUDgm by thatdarnheathen@toot.community
2023-04-15T20:53:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts that is the most amusing collection of words i’ve seen in a while
(DIR) Post #AUgid5sSNGtHA31huS by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-15T21:03:42Z
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@monsoonrains Sorry, Lizard Space. I thought that was more clear.
(DIR) Post #AUgl0hFDoHSrcd3bN2 by signaleleven@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-15T21:30:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts you lost me at the dvd. Until then, I could totally see where you were going with it. Genius.
(DIR) Post #AUgnA5rnpmDOV8iBfc by zorrobandito@aus.social
2023-04-15T21:54:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd love to help less directly but I only have a specified number of marbles. Good luck with your stated goal.
(DIR) Post #AUgnO0fDyVvuQ2SpNY by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-15T21:57:00Z
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@zorrobandito Thank you. I wish that would help, but it just doesn't.
(DIR) Post #AUhBy4tw61C4sy4p5U by MamaForestCritter@social.vivaldi.net
2023-04-16T02:32:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts huh... had no idea that Eminem had a butler...I could see the need if he was "one hell of a butler"😎 and is the number of marbles unspecified due to the inability to estimate how many lost marbles there wil be?
(DIR) Post #AUhQ9EXxyNJtLR0wS0 by pickle@19marbles.org
2023-04-16T05:11:19Z
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@lowqualityfacts Self can offer translation services for highly negotiable fee. The higher you negotiate, the better it is!
(DIR) Post #AUhSQnN7wkn0BURibo by fredbrooker@witter.cz
2023-04-16T05:36:54Z
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@lowqualityfacts Elon can easily destroy Twitter by himself, let's just wait 🍿
(DIR) Post #AUhZlQEXrx9ABMDN4K by Lane@dice.camp
2023-04-16T06:59:03Z
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@lowqualityfacts "The bomb is about to blow! You've got ten seconds MacGruber!"
(DIR) Post #AUhwYeqiVzx2h1x4Gu by edwinek@mindly.social
2023-04-16T11:14:28Z
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@lowqualityfactsI've mailed you my tactical sombrero, hope it fits.And, er, good luck, we're all counting on you!
(DIR) Post #AUhwsNF5gdXTsUkmv2 by MrShoggoth@toot.community
2023-04-16T11:17:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts - *sends a box of Betamax porn tapes and a ball of hemp twine.
(DIR) Post #AUi3p0PWoixzsRycRE by j_pea@ravenation.club
2023-04-16T12:35:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I can donate an oven mitt to the cause
(DIR) Post #AUiYVsSOvEN0KCOrwW by rocketjam@mastodon.world
2023-04-16T18:19:40Z
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@lowqualityfacts Elon Musk beat you to it.
(DIR) Post #AVSUePoPKaBpXpfLZg by tacoface@social.linux.pizza
2023-05-08T22:13:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts Uma Thurman’s stunt double’s stunt double, or as I like to call her, Uma Thirdman
(DIR) Post #AVSUlTjb96avjkmgt6 by bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
2023-05-08T22:14:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm genuinely wishing you luck with that. We'll need at least a pod-cast in a year or so to update us all, of course.
(DIR) Post #AVSVMasLYfo4bDZfU0 by PollyWaugh@universeodon.com
2023-05-08T22:21:07Z
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@lowqualityfacts A sombrero sure, but finding a ‘tactical’ one….too tall an order.
(DIR) Post #AVSVSrkJkNWMexoFTU by staidwinnow@mastodon.social
2023-05-08T22:22:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts What, no styptic pencil or recycled bubblegum?
(DIR) Post #AVSVZbKZB3I5m8yaMy by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-05-08T22:23:33Z
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@staidwinnow I stocked up on that decades ago.
(DIR) Post #AVSVl8MOiMb1OsKdzU by staidwinnow@mastodon.social
2023-05-08T22:25:35Z
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@lowqualityfacts That explains what took down Friendster!
(DIR) Post #AVSZIXDtazSZvhyQoC by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
2023-05-08T23:05:17Z
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@lowqualityfacts sounds like a plan
(DIR) Post #AVSacon25nUW9qe1Gy by Meowthias@mastodon.world
2023-05-08T23:20:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts I would just have "vocal chord surgery to communicate with the reptiles" and then simply disappear into the desert. Who cares about Twitter when you can just sun yourself on a flat rock?
(DIR) Post #AVSfEevzaClCPd8PfU by MaryAliciaZiff@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-05-09T00:11:43Z
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@lowqualityfacts Borrow my sombrero, I've only worn it once.
(DIR) Post #AVTY8hjSFOO5OgjV8S by FrenemyOfThePeople@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-05-09T10:26:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts “Tactical Sombrero” is now my safe word.
(DIR) Post #AVUVZQwEgmO0QUj0me by Anthro@universeodon.com
2023-05-09T21:32:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts Love the plan…but do note that the Pope has only blessed the X-Files on VHS, as was foretold in The Old Testament.