Post AVLVsUtbxvp1DKevWy by Ananas@jorts.horse
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(DIR) Post #AUY9uEeAV37Yi5KtOa by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
2023-04-11T17:56:55Z
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Yes we have had 146 mass shootings this year, but have you considered how bad things would be WITHOUT all the thoughts and prayers? We would have:-Super cancer.-Spiders with chainsaw legs.-Babies being born with full sets of adult teeth.-Golden Retrievers going extinct.-The same number of mass shootings but they were all done by Keanu Reeves, the celebrity we love and trust the most.
(DIR) Post #AUYAeEhecgWACmtwmm by manifest_irony@mstdn.science
2023-04-11T18:05:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts Let's skip the T's & P's next time and see what happens. It's a risk I'm willing to take (because chainsaw-equipped spiders would be wicked cool).
(DIR) Post #AUYAfnJZQJt9qBNaDI by spandauAnders@ioc.exchange
2023-04-11T18:05:29Z
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@lowqualityfacts “Don’t knock it until you can take credit for it working.” -Abraham Lincoln https://governor.utah.gov/2021/06/02/gov-cox-invites-utahns-to-pray-for-rain-june-4-6/https://www.axios.com/local/salt-lake-city/2023/04/05/utah-breaks-winter-snowpack-record#
(DIR) Post #AUYBH3ixNOkzRr1TUW by Eamon1916@mastodon.ie
2023-04-11T18:12:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AUYBNTsH3yh8I0RXGq by grum999@masto.ai
2023-04-11T18:13:23Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'm not a specialist, but it seems that mass shooting are made ONLY by people WITH GUNS...Is it something the deep state & NRA tries to hide??:ablobcateyesflip:
(DIR) Post #AUYByvOngqoIN0Vmhk by tychosoft@fosstodon.org
2023-04-11T18:20:11Z
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@lowqualityfacts having failed to stop mass shootings arming teachers, no doubt they will start arming students next. No worries, in America they will only arm white students.
(DIR) Post #AUYD79Hw2AOBiYmmUS by gednet@home.social
2023-04-11T18:32:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts This jerks both tears of laughter and sorrow.I feel conflicted!Spiders with chainsaw legs.... no thank you!
(DIR) Post #AUYDLcpH0h2RNiHZUO by gednet@home.social
2023-04-11T18:35:28Z
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@lowqualityfacts NO!
(DIR) Post #AUYDx09bEz1CRic1Ls by benjamincox@mastodon.world
2023-04-11T18:42:15Z
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@lowqualityfacts Wait, more than David Attenborough? 😳
(DIR) Post #AUYERfS6G6MFDat8c4 by GregArcus@mastodon.world
2023-04-11T18:47:47Z
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@lowqualityfacts "No way to prevent this says the only country where this happens."-Onion
(DIR) Post #AUYEmjTgUFcxmhfqOu by MrShoggoth@toot.community
2023-04-11T18:51:04Z
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@lowqualityfacts - Spiders with Chainsaw Legs could patrol schools to keep shooters away.
(DIR) Post #AUYOrqnFiL0lSluEDo by darthsandwich@mastodon.social
2023-04-11T20:44:27Z
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@lowqualityfacts Golden retriever extinction would put me over the edge
(DIR) Post #AUYPbDABOGC7sCGFMm by triphazard@retro.pizza
2023-04-11T20:52:46Z
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@lowqualityfacts I just want to coin the term "chainspiders" right here before I forget it.
(DIR) Post #AUYRNXCqH4WvtC6x8q by IzabelaKaramia@writing.exchange
2023-04-11T21:12:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts Spiders with chainsaw legs would be really cool, imo.
(DIR) Post #AUYc1ggnR0moQRuIhU by fmhilton@mastodon.sdf.org
2023-04-11T23:11:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts If prayers worked, guns wouldn't kill anyone. They'd all be rendered useless by that imaginary invisible friend in the sky who protects every one, right?
(DIR) Post #AVKjt1CT427LbUf5g8 by beisbolcards@mastodon.world
2023-05-05T04:26:14Z
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@lowqualityfacts Hey, that's what God wants.
(DIR) Post #AVKkJIaZ2IJd3xSpto by Lundemo@mstdn.social
2023-05-05T04:30:56Z
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@lowqualityfacts I thought most of their Ts and Ps had to do with euthanizing people with woke mind virus.
(DIR) Post #AVKmNkS5aBbcXukWMy by seachanger@mastodon.online
2023-05-05T04:54:09Z
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@lowqualityfacts aaaaand heard today the US is up to 169
(DIR) Post #AVKpDTc3dSCLHqCp0q by Farah@mastodon.social
2023-05-05T05:25:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts how could you even type out the last one?? You monster..
(DIR) Post #AVKrUSVDDVTIfrEHOi by vespasianvs@mastodon.online
2023-05-05T05:51:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts I mean... We have declining Christianity (down 13%) and increasing atheism (up 12%) here, which it suggest is a decline in at least thtle prayers. And zero mass shootings.But please, no more spiders... Maybe if we had those spiders I might want a gun to shoot them?
(DIR) Post #AVLMFElR6uhkIi2Wjg by BigEarl@mindly.social
2023-05-05T11:36:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVLNFB1r67V0fdFrSC by Gartenberg@mastodon.social
2023-05-05T11:47:14Z
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@lowqualityfactsLet's never conflate John Wick with anything else but John Wick @lowqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #AVLVsUtbxvp1DKevWy by Ananas@jorts.horse
2023-05-05T13:23:58Z
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@lowqualityfacts The only way we can stop houseflies with flamethrowers is spiders with chainsaw legs.
(DIR) Post #AVLiptIg4c6RRDTGxk by rchrd@mastodon.online
2023-05-05T15:49:08Z
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@lowqualityfacts defenestrate your TV
(DIR) Post #AVOXtFCsZ9cgE82EyG by jeff@noxon.cc
2023-05-07T00:30:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts Don’t look for X-rays of baby skulls if you ever want to sleep again. Those adult teeth are in there.