Post AVImG9vIbpSOuVsDZI by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
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 (DIR) Post #AVINR2kZ7a0Qzjwj1k by lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
       2023-05-04T01:05:14Z
       
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       Amazing.https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AVINz2ycmhmxXmjibY by ngorby@mastodon.social
       2023-05-04T01:11:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I heard he could turn club soda into craft beer too.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVIOPN4kgEObPO9ejY by SRDas@mastodon.online
       2023-05-04T01:16:08Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts anything else and it would have been Heresy
       
 (DIR) Post #AVIOq7JHP9AgKZhfZA by BigEarl@mindly.social
       2023-05-04T01:20:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts That works out great, cuz I can turn Henney into urine.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVImG9vIbpSOuVsDZI by Heinzenstein@troet.cafe
       2023-05-04T05:43:23Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Jesus Christ could turn wine into a Horsey.#ThatsWhatIRead
       
 (DIR) Post #AVIpSnY5PKqB91jaHA by SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
       2023-05-04T06:19:13Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts   He could ... but he didn't. Because he was kind of a dick.
       
 (DIR) Post #AVJXPxHl98r8SNYIM4 by isfutura@hachyderm.io
       2023-05-04T14:31:48Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts He could have turned wheat into marijuanaOr sugar into cocaineOr vitamin pills into amphetamines
       
 (DIR) Post #AWBmlal3SkH6VdVmuO by spandauAnders@ioc.exchange
       2023-05-30T18:38:11Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts I would go back to church for this.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWBoKVPtPgn226pEgK by BigEarl@mindly.social
       2023-05-30T18:55:41Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Wll, I must be a deity because I can turn Courvoisier into urine.
       
 (DIR) Post #AWBp17Lem5EPq3A9se by cweickhmann@qoto.org
       2023-05-30T19:03:16Z
       
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       @lowqualityfactsBut could he turn Hennessy into coffee? If not he'd be useless in research!@lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AWBpBc6bH7067s7pIG by bonkers@nerdculture.de
       2023-05-30T19:05:18Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts oui monsieur
       
 (DIR) Post #AWBrbCyTXAXncYenp2 by thomas_klopf@mastodon.social
       2023-05-30T19:32:20Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts this is how they tricked me into taking Communion as a kid
       
 (DIR) Post #AWBrtbGHyOA49vl7rM by bransonturner@mastodon.social
       2023-05-30T19:35:39Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts Fortify yourself in the Lord.